Reality Check Brandon was back to work Saturday night in the Red Dragon Inn trying to keep Playboy Shane from falling victim to those darn wiley women! He was overheard on yet another diatribe about SLUTTACIOUS Darcy. REAL Gypsy Lilli (we’ve decided to call her that because there’s a lot of people that run around calling themselves gypsies but that girl is like fresh off the caravan gypsy) tried to stand up a bit for S. Darcy but R.C. Brandon was hearing none of it. We’re not entirely sure where he’s going with this one as to date we haven’t seen him approve of a single female. This is RhyDin, R.C. Brandon! There’s a million and one good women. Which one is going to be??? Just let us know! We’ll make it happen!

It seems that Playboy Shane is listening to R.C. Brandon because after R.C. Brandon called her worse insults than even we feel comfortable laying out, Playboy Shane did not defend his lady love but instead left with R.C. Brandon. Coooold. Very, very cold. We hate to feel sorry for SLUTTACIOUS Darcy but she can do better than a guy who ditches her like that.

It seems a couple more of Icer’s progeny has hatched as she told Marvelous Mira. Marvelous Mira seemed disappointed that the young were back at Le Dragon Cave and not there for her to play with. Ha! We’re sure that M. Mira can get an invitation back to Le Dragon Cave because Icer’s seriously got to need the babysitting help. That dragon-lady has just GOT to stop having kids.

Cutie Carley was with her newest handsome companion — an elf who seems to go by Cy. Very good-looking, Cutie Carley! We here at the Den of Gossip totally approve! We hear that our foul-mouthed little favorite had some… uh… choice comments about Lil’ Boy Blue Locke’s… well, little Locke, if you know what we’re saying. L.B.B. Locke didn’t seem to appreciate her commentary and invited her into the bathroom with him when he went to check out “little Locke” (or “Little Big Locke” as he seemed to be contending) for herself. Head into the bathroom she did! And with a SLINGSHOT! Evidently, L.B.B. Locke’s cry could be heard well into the common room.

The prank got her a stern talking to from Queen of Class Sylvia who was there attempting to have a quiet drink with her Hunky Hudson. As seems to be a common trend with them, Hunky Hudson could not stay long without being called away by a messenger! What a bummer! Must be the story of Q.O.C Sylvia’s life these days! He certainly laid quite the cute little kiss on her before he left though. Le sigh. These two are ALMOST enough to turn the whole lot of us here at the Den of Gossip into a bunch of sappy romantics. ALMOST.

Den Mama Sid! No lie! Den Mama Sid was seen behind the bar late Saturday night catching up with her dear friend Q.O.C. Sylvia. It seems like D.M. Sid is everyone’s “dear friend”, though. As usual, she was acting a bit eccentric — fading in and out of view covered in sparkles, cursing some unknown sorcerer, and talking of bouncy castles. What are you going to do??? That’s Den Mama Sid and you can’t help but love her and all her beautiful eccentricities.

The basement Arena was busy with activity Saturday night! Sweetheart S’jira and Head Pussy Panther were seen canoodling! COUGHMARRYHERCOUGHCOUGH! While Brale Brother Baker seemed to accidently wander a floor lower. One bar is just like any other to him, we suppose. He was belly up to the bar pounding down the mugs of ale and verbally accosting any woman who would stop and chat. One classy dude!

We do hear that he actually managed to have a somewhat coherent conversation with Lil’ Miss Anger Management Jewell. The pair talked of life, love, and the event the previous night! It seems that B.B. Baker drummed it down to a night full of “stuffy bastards”. We sure hope he wasn’t refering to us! OMG! We’d be so sad! It seems that he was upset that yours truly didn’t say hi to him. We are sure we overlooked a few but we were oh-so nervous about performing a wedding! So to make up for it…. hiiiii, Brale Brother Baker!!! Cutie Carley or one of our other regular readers, make sure B.B. Baker sees our little shout out to him!

Posted: June 27, 2009 under Daily Gossip.
Tags: baker, brandon h, carley, cyrail, darcy, hudson, icer, jewell, lilli, locke, mira, panther, shane, sid, sjira, sylvia
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We here at the Den of Gossip have been discussing how we may be able to give more back to the community that we love for well over a year. The GangSTAR Children’s Foundation came out of just these talks and we were thrilled to be able to launch it with a fantastic cocktail party in the Red Dragon Inn Friday night! It was, of course, all PINKED out! We named some great pink cocktails after Ehz’s nicknames for us — the Pinkoodle Fluff consisting of iced pink lemonade with a light rum in a hurricane glass and the Farfenpooter combining vodka, triple sec, cranberry juice black currant juice, and a dash of sour mix into a chilled martini glass. There were also waiters in well-tailored black suits complimented with pink ties making the rounds around the Inn with trays of hors d’oeuvres and a full spread of more filling foods laid out on the bar.

We were so thrilled to see some of our favorite people in attendance and, of course, we followed up with as many as we could to see how things in their lives were going.

Our Darling Taneth was looking ever the young beauty that she is! She gave me the great pleasure of FINALLY being able to meet Sullen Sal. We definitely can see what Deliciously Sinful Sin sees in him. Never one to change for anyone he was in jeans and a t-shirt and while we may not HEART his fashion sense we do HEART the way he is always himself. Definitely a HAWT guy and anyone who is sweet and caring to Our Darling Taneth gets biiiiig kudos in our book! She’s the best!

Lucky Lawyer Lucien was present and accounted for as well. Despite rumors that he has been seen looking quite melancholy and somber over the past month (come on, it’s L.L. Lucien after all, being somber is what makes him HAWT), he seemed to be in an excellent mood. He told yours truly that he brought out his best smile for the event. That smile, unfortunately, did not last the entire evening which we’ll explain later!

Ballerina Katarina looked to die for in a strapless yellow sundress! Certainly practically anything on that body would look expensive but we did question her about her fabulous fashion sense that we believe comes from her boyfriend, Lil’ Boy Blue Locke. When we questioned her on it she was a wee bit illusive but did admit that L.B.B. Locke occasionally supplies her with a dress or two. Who wouldn’t take his help??? He’s one snazzy dresser! She also confirmed that they have not yet gotten engaged. Although, we are hearing that they are shacking up together.

SPLENDIFEROUS Kairee never fails to bring attention to herself! She was wearing an uber sexy black strapless gown with white and gray vines printed into the fabric. It had quite the slit as well to show off more than a little of those famous/infamous legs. She greeted yours truly by jumping from the bar into my arms. She’s awfully lucky I have good reflexes or she may have gotten hurt! Knowing SPLENDIFEROUS Kairee she would have merely landed on a bed of magical roses instead.

I also got to catch up with one of our most avid readers in Cutie Carley! She was certainly enjoying the great food and the company. We hear that she definitely made the rounds and was even seen chatting with a number of people that we didn’t know she was familiar with. That young lady can make a friend out of ANYONE!!! We do have to wonder where she has been the past several months. All she told us is that it is “fun out of RhyDin”. Iiiinteresting!

Prof. Jolyon was busy giving his nightly lecture to Lil’ Lirssa when we found our way over to them. Lil’ Lirssa was again looking mighty spiffy in an adorable hunter green skirt and matching jacket. Such a little lady! Unfortunately, I only had a brief opportunity to discuss our shared interest — the plight of poverty-stricken children in this city.

But we’re quite sure that you would rather here of our discussion with her handsome tutor than our charity work anyway, you gossip scoundrels! Well, we did in fact discuss the nature of Prof. Jolyon’s relationship with Real Estate Mogul Rena (who joined us at the hearth as well). Unfortunately, he continued to remain koy about what exactly is going on there. From our very brief discussion with R.E.M. Rena in which she called him a “puzzle” it seems we are not the only ones confused by his behavior! The two did chat for quite a while afterward! Maybe a discussion on the state of their relationship???

We hear that Renna was in an amazingly sexy black number and was seen catching up with Icer. Unfortunately, Renna had moved on by the time I made it over to Icer’s couch where she was chatting with Drake…. who is yet another one of her relatives, according to our sources. Evidently the first of the current batch of Icer’s brood has begun hatching. It’s no wonder she’s trying to stay out of the house…. or den or cave or whatever!

Our sources caught more details on the upcoming wedding of Overlord Tormay and Our Darling Taneth! O.D. Taneth was overheard telling Sex Pot Kitty and Old Man Tass that the pair had decided to ask Therapist Chryrie to marry them! How cuuuute! Knowing T. Chryrie she will insist on pre-marriage counseling. Wouldn’t you love to just be a fly on the wall for one of those meetings? How much fun would pre-marriage counseling with O. Tormay and O.D. Taneth be???

Doc Anya was there on the arm of her man, Alper. She had the nerve of welcoming us to the cause of helping children in this city… which we find completely insulting to all the time, talent, and money that we here at the Den of Gossip have sunk into our favorite charities over the past two years we have worked in this city… and, really, that’s all we have to say about either of them. Thankfully, our night was brightened by some of the yummy eye candy that was occupying the table! Simmering Sivanna truly is TO DIE FOR! The woman just oooooozes sex! She was in a fantastic strapless black number that was cinched around the middle to show off her teeny tiny waist. Love her! The dashing Neo was also present. We hear some fantastic things about his exploits within the rings of the dueling venues. We may have to make a special trip there to see him for ourselves!

That lovely new girl AJ was around and chatting with Doc Eva and Ballerina Katarina. We’re hearing rumors that the girl might actually be pregnant. Wowzers! She and that man of her’s juuuuust hooked up and started living together as well. Now that’s a lot of pressure on a brand new relationship. We don’t understand why these kids can’t just slow things down. Why are they in such a damn hurry??? Well, perhaps speaking with Doc Eva gave her some perspective. Doc Eva isn’t exactly on the rocket express with her own relationship. They seem to be taking it nice and slow… which is probably a good thing since there’s still a TON of tension between her and her ex.

And then it was time for the big EVENT! We were so honored and delighted when The Many Faces of Fio and Awful Ali asked yours truly to unite them in holy matrimony! T.M.F.O. Fio looked delicious in a short, sassy indigo silk dress with a drop waist and ruffled skirt. And while we all knew A. Ali is suuuuper HAWT, he looked especially elegant in his black silk jodphuri jacket. Their witnesses seemed to be RhyDin’s Redheaded Stepchild, Tara, and a goat. We were straight and to the point and before the crowd knew it, T.M.F.O. Fio and A. Ali were JOINED!!! And they looked radiantly happy (and a bit nervous as to how everyone would react) about it!

Who doesn’t love a good surprise wedding???

Well, it seems that it didn’t take long for us to find out! Deliciously Sinful Sin and Old Man Tass stood in shock giving us the evil eye. And we must admit that it pained us to see it from D.S. Sin! Sex Pot Kitty and Lucky Lawyer Lucien stormed out of the Inn even! Shock reigned supreme for quite a while before people began congratulating the newly married couple.

We hear that the celebrating went on laaaate into the night and we must admit that these two are incredibly cute together. Only time will tell if they can stick it out in the harsh limelight of RhyDin but we certainly are hoping for the best for them. We certainly wouldn’t want the first marriage we officiated to end in divorce!

TO THE BRIDE AND GROOM!

Posted: June 27, 2009 under Events.
Tags: aj d, ali, alper, carley, chryrie, delahada, drake j, ehz, eva, fio, icer, jolyon, kairee, katarina, kitty, lirssa, locke, lucky, maranya, neo, rena, renna, sinjin, sivanna, taneth, tara, tass, tormay
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What do you know? Another day, another mystery woman hitting on Awesome Alain! We have no idea who the blue-eyed beauty was but they certainly had a flirty little conversation as he offered her up a bottle of wine. His attention wandered when…. Renna walked through the door??? Odd, no? Based on a personal conversation that yours truly had with him we can report that we believe that his interest with Renna is business, not pleasure. We have a feeling that all the young, single women of RhyDin just blew a collective sigh of relief. Yes, yes, he remains RhyDin’s most eligible bachelors, ladies.

It seems that Yummy Ewan and the Divine Mrs. Storm took a night away from tending their small brood (and we have a feeling that with her as a wife there’s a lot of practice baby-making going on in that house that also keeps them busy) to grace the Inn with their loveliness! We hear that Redhead Tara was overheard instructing them in how hell really is set up. Um, wow. Not exactly the way we’d want to spend a date night but to each their own, we suppose!

Wow! We hear that Reality Check Brandon laid into Playboy Shane with quite the vicious diatribe on SLUTTACIOUS Darcy! It seems that R.C. Brandon is not the least bit happy to hear that Playboy Shane is thinking of taking S. Darcy out on a date. We’re just surprised that it comes as news to R.C. Brandon that his boy is attracted to S. Darcy. We hear that Saucy Serena and Mad Kazzy had SLUTTACIOUS Darcy’s back a bit, urging P. Shane to do what he felt was right. Right, smight! Do her because she’s HAWT, not because it’s right! For crying out loud!

Posted: June 21, 2009 under Daily Gossip.
Tags: alain, brandon h, darcy, ewan, kazzy, renna, serena, shane, storm, tara
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Dear Marc Franco,

BLAH BLAH BLAH. WORDS WORDS WORDS. LOOK AT HOW AWESOME I AM AREN’T YOU IMPRESSED BY HOW FRIGHTENING I AM AREN’T YOU INTIMIDATED OH WAIT I AM ACTUALLY JUST ANOTHER COMPLETELY USELESS PERSON WHINING FOR NO GOOD REASON BECAUSE I DON’T HAVE A REAL LIFE OH AND YOU SUCK DID YOU KNOW YOU SUCK HERE LET ME INSULT YOU JUST TO MAKE SURE YOU KNOW THAT I AM OBVIOUSLY AWESOME AND YOU ARE NOT.

Love,
Sin

Dear Sin,
YOU’RE FIRST IN MY HEART FOREVER AND ALWAYS!

Love,

Marc

Posted: June 21, 2009 under Letters.
Tags: sinjin
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Dearest Mister Franco:

It has come to my attention that a one Lady Onyxia Uth Dravon Dragonbane has in the recent past inconvenienced The Den and yourself with unnecessary and overtly confrontational correspondence. As recently appointed Public Relations Director at Riverview, I feel it is my duty to inform you that Lady Dragonbane does not, I repeat, does not speak on behalf of Riverview Clinic. The institution applauds The Den of Gossip’s benevolent and scrupulous efforts to launch such charitable organizations as the GangSTAR Children’s Foundation, as well as the company’s tireless vocation to the betterment of Rhy’Din’s society at large. Staff and friends of the clinic are more than enthusiastic per this new endeavor, and fully offer their support to the GangSTAR staff. Please do not hesitate to call upon our assistance should your team require it. After all, teamwork is the ability to work together toward a common vision– the ability to direct individual accomplishments toward organizational objectives. It is the fuel that allows common people to attain uncommon results.

Per the GangSTAR’s frequent publication of the clinic’s activities itself: I must respectfully rescind Miss Dragonbane’s complaint, for while the occasional unseemly gossip has been known to present itself of the employees, the institution has never faced any malicious publicity whatsoever. In fact, the credit that Riverview has received in your publication is naught but overwhelmingly accommodating and supportive. For this, we at Riverview offer our humblest gratitude.

Please accept my sincerest apologies on behalf of Riverview Clinic, and if The Den is still adamant about desisting all publication with regard to our institution, we merely express our regret and appreciation for all The Den of Gossip has done for us thus far.

With many thanks,
Sivanna Cyredghymn
Public Relations, Riverview

Posted: June 21, 2009 under Letters.
Tags: sivanna
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Is it just us or are people who feel the need to close a letter without a lot of titles usually pompous idiots?

From the Desk of Lady Onyxia Uth Dravon Dragonbane

Dear Mr. Franco;

While I commend you for your ideas in the Children’s benefit, Noble House Uth Dravon is issuing a challenge to you.

Time to put your money where your mouth is. So far I have seen you do nothing but trash the reputation of the Riverview Clinic and the members of my family that work in the trenches there. You are quick to judge and believe the innuendo your so-called colleague printed. Yet, you have failed to look for yourself.

You have called my kinsfolk sheep, yet that term best describes what you are doing it seems.

Well, my challenge to you is to make your “charity foundation” into something worth respecting. This will require more work than you seem to be able to put into checking your own sources, to be sure.

I found last night to be nothing more than an excuse for you to gossip and take snipes at others, all under the guise of “helping the children.” As someone that prefers action over words, I must say your actions leave me many doubts as to your integrity and intentions.

So will you rise to the challenge, or be seen as another that exploits children for their own gain.

House Uth Dravon is watching and will not blindly sign checks.

Signed;

Lady Onyxia Uth Dravon Dragonbane
Magistrate of Order - Magistratical Council of Elders
Noble House Uth Dravon
Member of the Sovereign Houses of the Royal Rhydin Imperium
Dear Lady Dragonbane,

Being that I have never heard of you I can only assume that you are new to town. Therefore, I will excuse your ignorance. My interns and I have been a supporter of the local charities since we moved our publication to RhyDin two years ago.

I sat in a dunk booth at the Beltane Festival last year and all proceeds went to a local soup kitchen. I allowed myself to be auctioned off on several occasions for charity. The Gossip GangSTAR has also matched the interns salary up to a certain amount (which has depended on the year’s success) and donated it to their favorite charity. Finally, we have been involved in a number of charity events through our various sponsors. Simply because we do not feel it necessary to announce what we do for the community does not mean that we do nothing.

This charity was created when we at the Den of Gossip decided that we are here in RhyDin to stay.

I am sorry that you find fault with my behavior last night. Many of the people I spoke with I have met in the past and was following up on previous conversations. Following up on their lives is my job and, for them most part, I believe that they understand that. Had any of them asked me to leave them I would have. My conversation with the people of Riverview Clinic was entirely cordial and we did not discuss their personal lives at all.

If the people of RhyDin wish to continue supporting the Riverview Clinic that is their right. I have done all I can. Therefore, Riverview Clinic will no longer be mentioned in our publication. I’m beginning to find these sorts of letters tiresome. The inherent entertainment value is most certainly gone by now anyway.

Have a fantastic day!

Marc

Posted: June 21, 2009 under Letters.
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Crazy Risa always seems to have a good idea or two up her sleeve and her shift behind the bar Wednesday night in the Red Dragon Inn was no exception! Every patron was given a white t-shirt and provided with all sorts of markers and paint pens with the goal of writing on one another’s t-shirts. Are we the only one with the visual of Deliciously Sinful Sin walking around the room with marker in hand to sign every breast in the place? No? We didn’t think so.

Unfortunately, D.S. Sin wasn’t present but quite a few of the Inn’s other regulars were!

The Many Faces of Fio drew quite the masterpiece on Awful Ali’s and he jotted down something on her’s in some language that our sources present couldn’t read. The pair were quite into each other once again! They get cuter by the day to us. It’s hard to hate Awful Ali when he is so good to T.M.F.O. Fio! Plus, we’re sure that with all her bad ass friends constantly shooting him the evil eye he knows better than to hurt her!

The merry-makers just couldn’t get SPLENDIFEROUS Kairee into a t-shirt but she was seen doodling on several people by some sort of magical means. She always seems to have a handful of male admirers that want her attention. Wednesday night was no exception.

Lizard King Bran was seen in a t-shirt proclaiming him the “triple crown winner” in recognition of having claimed all three of the top titles in the dueling world. In an interesting mix of personalities, he was seen chatting with Cutie Carley who seemed to be having a blast! Cutie Carley really loved the markers, especially Crazy Risa’s scented ones! We’re going to have to make sure we send her a box along with the back issues of the GangSTAR that she’s missed!

It seems that Lil’ Lirssa’s friends are thrilled to have her back. Still no word as to her disappearance. Head of the Fam Johnny seemed to be keeping a careful eye on her as was Lil’ Boy Blue Locke.  Lil’ Lirssa was overheard telling L.B.B. Locke that she no longer speaks to any of the Smiths! It’s certainly hard to tell when L. Lirssa is telling the truth and when she’s yanking someone’s chain but our sources SWEAR that she’s serious. L.B.B. Locke asked why but all L. Lirssa would say was that it was for her own reasons.

Later she was overheard talking to Doc Anya about Merchant Antonio. It seems that Lil’ Lirssa, like may of us, is quite disappointed in his life decisions. Much of the city is talking about this issue so we will merely add our opinion this once before being done with the issue. Life is tough. The world which we live in is hard and everyone needs a partner to get through it. Marriage is between two people — be it a man and a woman or a woman and a woman or a man and a man or a fox and an goblin or a elf and one of those green people that Awesome Alain has working for him. A marriage between two people commits them to a life of protecting one another, being there for one another, and putting their family (even if family means just the two of them) before anything or anyone else. Marrying two people is disrespectful to the institution. If you want to have two men to sleep with and enjoy the company of, fine. Grown adults may do whatever grown adults want. However, you cannot commit yourself to a life of being there for two different people. It flies in the face of everything that marriage stands for.

Do not give up hope, Lil’ Lirssa. There are many fine examples of marriage in this city. Perhaps this publication should work a little bit harder to promote those relationships rather than the train wrecks that while more entertaining are disheartening to many.

Posted: June 21, 2009 under Daily Gossip.
Tags: ali, antonio, bran, carley, fio, johnny, kairee, lirssa, locke, maranya, risa, sinjin
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- “I find that women and minds are an annoying combination.” You can blame that one on Brale Brother Baker!

- “We playin’ telephone? I used to always add the word ‘penis’ even if I didn’t hear it. ” That little tid bit from Captain Sassy Pants Eve does not surprise us one bit.

- “Good news!! Apparently I’m easy!” We hate to burst your bubble, Playboy Shane, but that’s not news.

- “That is not what I donated. ” According to Neo when Deliciously Sinful Sin streaked the Charity Auction.

- “Ali’s got like.. six cooches. He’ll show them to you if you ask.” Ali’s got six… what, Deliciously Sinful Sin?!?!

- “Bout the same time you have puppies?” Head Pussy Panther in response to SPLENDIFEROUS Kairee asking him when he and S’jira were going to have kittens.

- “Whatever happened to the golden days of the RDI….where lesbians and loose women where only a hands-grope away?” Another classy line courtesy of Brale Brother Baker.

- “Maybe she’s like an..uberlesbian?  You know.. the kind that absolutely despise dudes, and wear burckenstocks?” Don’t blame us if you’re offended. Blame Brale Brother Reap… but we’re guessing you’ll have to get in line. He offends people just waking up in the morning.

- ” It’s called planned parenting, Icer.  The problem with being fully sentient creature is we don’t mate just for reproduction, so to say.  So the smart thing is to pick the times, instead of just letting yourself pop out kids like a bubble gum machine.” Therapist Chryrie’s thoughts on the dragon epidemic.

- “That bothers you?  Figured you’re the type that’s on your knees some way or the other sorta often.” Lil’ Lirssa to Brale Brother Baker when he complained of getting his knees dirty by crawling around. Score: L. Lirssa 1, B.B Baker 0.

- “Nah….yer thinkin’ of my bitches.” Brale Brother Baker in reply to Lil’ Lirssa. Score: L. Lirssa 1, B.B Baker 1.

- “That’s just gross, Half-baked.  Really, isn’t there a law against doing that to animals?” Lil’ Lirssa in reply to Brale Brother Baker. Ding ding! We have a winner! Final Score: L. Lirssa 2, B.B Baker 1.

Posted: June 21, 2009 under Overheard.
Tags: baker, chryrie, eve, lirssa, neo, panther, reap, shane, sinjin
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Wow, wow, wow! At first we thought that Therapist Chryrie just felt sorry for Psycho Skid for getting dropped like a hot potato by The Many Faces of Fio! But now we’re starting to think that she might actually have… FEEEEEEELINGS for him! The pair were seen acting awfully cozy Tuesday night in the Red Dragon Inn. Does nobody in this town have a problem with banging a friend/relative’s ex???

SLUTTACIOUS Darcy was around flirting with Brale Brother Baker. That girl certainly does like taken men. We hear that the new guy Drake (not the guy she dated but a more sour-faced one) spent quite a bit of time making fun of her. As Intern Hot to Trot always says, if you don’t like someone, you ignore them. If you make fun of someone, you’ve actually got a thing for them. We tend to agree with her here. He certainly seemed to be spending a lot of time metaphorically pulling her pig tails if you know what we mean!

We hear that SLUTTACIOUS Darcy was seen holding hands with a different man later into the night. We’re not sure yet who this mystery man is but we’re hearing rumors from our sources that they have been seen together multiple times in the last several weeks. Don’t fret! We’re on the case!

OMG! We hear that Lil’ Lirssa REALLY laid into Brale Brother Baker with some major zingers. And they’re the sort of zingers that are going to earn her a lecture! We’re guessing she thought nobody would report them but, sorry to say, Lirssa, they made into the Overheard section! She’s got quite the dirty little mouth…. and B.B. Baker wasn’t holding any nasty verbal punches either! Eventually, Real Estate Mogul Rena found her way into the Inn and broke up the highly inappropriate conversation. Thank heavens for R.E.M. Rena!

Here’s some news! Sullen Sal and Deliciously Sinful Sin were seen spending a night together that didn’t end or start in a nasty argument! They were definitely feeling each other Tuesday night! Those are two hot blooded men, right there.  If their relationship gets that heated in public we can only imagine what goes on behind closed doors! At the end of the night, Sullen Sal was seen hauling off a very drunk D.S. Sin! We’re sure they were off to do naughty, naughty things!

Later into the night, R.E.M. Rena was seen catching up with the one and only Marvelous Maeve! We hear that M. Maeve questioned her about whether or not she’s dating Prof. Jolyon. R.E.M. Rena, of course, denied the charge (which we so don’t believe anymore) but it proves that we’re not the only ones who see right through their act! Our only question is why they’re going to such great lengths to hide the chemisty!

Posted: June 21, 2009 under Daily Gossip.
Tags: baker, chryrie, darcy, delahada, drake j, fio, jolyon, lirssa, maeve, rena, sinjin, skid
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Rumor has it that Chief Mischief Maker Eless and her frequently absent man, Connar, were spotted on the porch of the Red Dragon Inn Monday night having a quiet conversation. These two are much too subdued for our taste! They need to have a big fight! Entertain the masses! We do have to wonder how Eless feels about Connar’s frequent absences. We hear that she’s said that they will not marry for centuries and centuries. Iiiiinteresting!

We hear that Manly Mason and Doc Eva were having a terse discussion laaaate into the night in the Inn. No word on what their disagreement was over but the two have certainly been acting odd lately. Several of Manly Mason’s friends have been overheard mentioning some sort of illness that he may be suffering from. Well, we do so hope that he recovers and goes on to have many more blow-ups in the Inn! It has been quite a while since his last and we’re starting to long for one!

So adorable! Our Darling Taneth was overheard in the Outback Monday night confirming that FLAWLESS Koy will be making her “maid of the bride” dress! Can you only imagine how absolutely stunning she and Rekah will look??? Her groom, Overlord Tormay, was also present and calling duels! The pair certainly seems to be excited about their upcoming nuptials! We know that we here at the Den of Gossip are excited!

Lil Lirssa seems to be back and is in one piece! Her friends will definitely be glad to see her. We’ve heard all sorts of rumors about her disappearance. We hear that she did have a bandage on one hand but otherwise seemed completely fine. In fact, she and Saucy Serena were seen teasing Real Estate Mogul Rena who was NOT with Prof Jolyon but a guy named Micheal! The pair were trying to help him decide on just the right flowers to get her in order to woo her! What did we tell you, Prof. Jolyon??? Let another one slip right through your fingers! It’s time to get your game face on, man!!!

Simmering Sivanna was around laaaate into the night in the Outback as well chatting with the handsome young Neo. For a woman living with another man, she certainly spends a great deal of time at Neo’s side. We don’t buy that there isn’t just the slightest of attractions between the pair. If there’s not, it’s a crying shame! They’d make fore one really HAWT couple!

Posted: June 20, 2009 under Daily Gossip.
Tags: connar, elessaria, eva, jolyon, koy, lirssa, mason, micheal, neo, rekah, rena, serena, sivanna, taneth, tormay
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