Quite a crowd gathered in the Outback last night for some great fist-fighting hosted by Des and Wyh!

Reap took a spectacular fall from the ring in the rafters (which the fist fighters call Styx) thanks to kick butt PJ. As we all know, however, drunks always get up. Reap will live to drink on!

Victor used the opportunity to check out PJ’s sex-tastic curves and offered to catch her if she falls. Does Dark have some company in the hunt for PJ’s heart?

Koy showed up having done a complete 180 from the night before! Girl looked FIERCE!!! Impeccably chic. She also had a rematch in her home court against Erin and showed Erin why she is the Tour’s green jersey! Something tells me that Koy will have little trouble with whatever competition comes her way!

The SMOKING hot Cassie broke up the violent atmosphere with a bit of snogging with the absolutely YUMMY Alain. We totally HEART this couple. Too hot for words!

Posted: February 27th, 2007 under Daily Gossip.
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We will need an extra cup of Radical Ray’s coffee to get through this morning! Last night was a late night spent in the Inn’s basement Arena watching the Duel of Swords’ best warlords throw down in order to claim the two prizes up for grabs — an intercession-free shot at the Overlord and a Baronial challenge!

The Roman Cicero hosted the tournament and obtained assistance from the pint-sized bubble of peppiness, Rory. The Wrecking Crew’s own, Kheldar, emerged from the winner’s bracket but lost twice to the winner of the loser’s bracket, Vanion. Vanion claimed the shot at the Overlord as his prize leaving Kheldar with a baronial challenge!

Also, present was our favorite gnome couple, Gnim and his lady Mellisandre. The cute Melli spent the night cheering on her man who proved to be a tough competitor but was, unfortunately, unable to make it all the way to the Finals. At least he has Melli’s kisses to make him feel better!

Of course, we have to mention our favorite sparkle of light, Taneth, was also there to wave her ribbons and cheer on her favorite. As she seems to have the tendency of doing, Taneth picked up another fan of her own in the process! Daryl Kyle, one of the tournament’s duelists, was so enamored with our cute little button of energy that he nearly blew his match!

Dark had a “meet the family” moment while watching the match with his hot and heavyRed Orc Brewery spokesmodel, PJ. Her best friend Rory’s husband, Sartan, showed to grill Dark briefly and was later followed by the owner of the Red Orc Brewery, Jake. The Gossip GangSTAR was just waiting for them to ask about Dark’s intentions. If Dark had replied with anything other than “dirty hot sex” we would have called him a liar! That has to be any man’s first intention with the delicious Ramirez.

Another of G’nort’s sluttacious pin-up duelists, Caedia, was present to cheer on her husband and the father of her litter of babies, Kheld. She was joined by Koy who showed up to watch the final several matches but wasn’t the hot dash of spice that we’re used to seeing. She seemed a bit down in the dumps and spent the evening chatting up Caedia and the new baroness Maria. Business woes? Man woes? It is unclear at this time but your Gossip GangSTAR will have his ear to the ground!

Posted: February 26th, 2007 under Tournaments.
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Even though we were entertained in the Arena does not mean we are unaware of night’s events in the Inn! We have sources EVERYWHERE!!!

Kitty hired a new member of her staff — a rubber chicken dressed like a masked bandit. Really, what can we say about that? Most people complain about their politicians being walking punchlines. At least Kitty contains the jokes to her staff, right?

Reap and Gav had a conversation about women and marriage. Reap looked aghast at Gav’s hearty recommendation of the institution. Some day some four-eyed librarian is going to waltz into the Inn and throw Reap’s life on its ear.

Evidently we missed an appearance by the FLAWLESS Kairee! The woman waltzed in looking fantastic, had a glass of champagne, and disappeared in a firey blast that is only fitting for someone so smoking hot!!!

Posted: February 26th, 2007 under Daily Gossip.
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In the “..er, what?” category, the Three Ale-etters – Reap, Eve, and Baker — were at the Inn’s bar hard at work doing what they do best — engaging in highly intellectual conversation. They entertained the crowd in the Inn with a very un-P.C. but incredibly funny conversation regarding how best to get rid of an unwanted pregnancy. Have we mentioned that we totally HEART us some Evie!

Charlie, one of G’nort’s sluttacious kick butt pin-up duelists and the owner of a private investigation company, was seen in a very serious conversation with Bad Boy Gage. The lanky Gem’ni has been spotted putting her talons into Gage recently but from the outward appearance of the conversation, Gem’ni has little to fear. The conversation seemed to be business related and Charlie has had a long-term rumored relationship with her fellow teammate, Tareth.

You know who we saw yesterday and decided that we love? Ewan! The man is delicious, ladies! Kitty was busy attempting to talk him into becoming her security advisor while Ewan was politely telling her that he is not the man for the job. Their conversation was interrupted as the ever delightful Taneth hopped (yes, literally hopped) into the room and was surprised and elated (she proclaimed it “grrreat”) at the news that Kitty had been elected governor. Evidently that nugget hadn’t yet reached our little fruit dealer.

Maeve made an appearance in the Inn later in the evening sporting a very sexy new cut. Most of her dark locks have been cut off into a short choppy look that totally enhances her HAWTNESS factor! Work it, GIRL!

Posted: February 25th, 2007 under Daily Gossip.
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Be jealous, fans. Your own Gossip GangSTAR saw the drop-dead gooooorgeous Cassie dressed up as a naughty nurse! When questioned why she was dressed in such a manner and appeared to have just rolled out of bed (at 8 in the evening, mind you), Cassie’s answer was that she had just made a “house call”.

House call? The jokes are just coming to my mind quicker than I can type them! BRAIN OVERLOAD!

We heard that Ms. Erin Dunbridge was none to happy with us to see her name appear in a gossip blog. We only talk about those we adore! So is the sad life of the Gossip GangSTAR. We sigh at unrequited love.

Rumor also has it that the all-knowing G’nort threatened to punch us in the jaw if we revealed some nugget of news. Fortunately for him, we have no idea what that nugget of news was! Anybody have a clue? I HEART knowing things I’m not supposed to know!

Speaking of the God G’nort, he was spotted chatting up our dear sweet Taneth. Scary much? Can you imagine Taneth as the next slutty Golden Ivey Tavern pin-up? Oh, the humanity! While we ADORE G’nort’s yummy pin-ups, please please save our cute Taneth’s innocence!

Posted: February 24th, 2007 under Daily Gossip.
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Rumor has it that Erin and Lydia are taking A Stitch in Time from a booth in the marketplace to a full-fledged store! I have no information on an opening date as of yet but don’t worry! I will track one down. Hint, ladies: there needs to be a raging party to celebrate the opening!

Does this mean competition for the uber-businesswoman Koy and her high-end Heavenly Boutique? All of RhyDin seemed to be wearing her designs at the Golden Dragon Awards. Will Erin and Lydia cut into her profits?

That remains to be seen but, interestingly enough, Koy was spotted in a ring in the Arena facing off with none other than Erin later that night. No talk, however, was heard of their shared business interests.

And, I know you all are wondering who won the match, right? Well, Erin took a solid win over her much more experienced opponent!

Posted: February 23rd, 2007 under Daily Gossip.
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A large crowd witnessed a back-and-forth match over if Maria would win the Barony of the Battlefield or if it would go into the grab bag of prizes for the Warlord’s Tournament (which is being held Sunday and should be a blast!). Cas played the part of the Council’s Champion as the former Baron E had been stripped of the ring for failing to answer the challenge in a timely fashion.

The match was heated but the fierce M. Graziano walked away with it! Congratulations to the new baroness!

Eve was named Maria’s second and, as if the idea of Eve with a sword wasn’t unusual enough for you, it doesn’t appear the two ladies knew each other prior to that evening. When Baker learned that the second’s duties were to step in if the challenger could not go through with the match, he turned white as a sheet! Does the resident bar lush have a thing for the spirited brunette beauty? I know we do! Go get your man, Evie!

Posted: February 23rd, 2007 under Tournaments.
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Chaos seemed to be the theme last night.

The lush Baker and his posters around town calling for free ale nights in the Inn have caused a stir with the officer of our lovely Governor. Chryrie reported to Baker that when Kitty saw the posters, “everything within ten feet of her exploded.”

Am I the only one that finds the idea of Kitty spanking Baker incredibly hot? Yes? Oh, well.

Tara attempted to hold a guild meeting in the Inn but it is unclear exactly what the order of business was. While Tara is flawless in every other facet of her life, staying on topic isn’t exactly her strong suit. However, one of her tangents involved her first experience with a toilet which she claimed attempted to eat her hand. LOVE THIS WOMAN!!! She’s like her own one-woman comedy act.

Posted: February 22nd, 2007 under Daily Gossip.
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Your first Rhydin edition of the often duplicated yet unequaled –

SPOTTED:

- Trixie confirming what we all know – her ass does not quit and hasn’t for a century. She also made jaws across RhyDin drop to the floor and men turn green with envy by offering Hanzo a squeeze.

- Wil Savage buying yet another beautiful woman a drink. Tonight’s lady of choice was the delicious chocolatier Selena and her drink of choice was a green apple slushie.

- Your duly elected Governor of RhyDin, Kitty, mentioning a need for an assistant! Oh, please, Miss Kitty! Hire the Gossip Gangster! We’d totally lick your hot boots and we’re not even into girls!

- Our favorite person in the ENTIRE WORLD, Taneth, bouncing in for a sudden sneak cuddle attack!

- Amber’s cute toosh tending bar in the Inn and munching on fried green beans!

- Red Orc Brewery spokesmodel, PJ, with her new constant companion, Dark. That man is absolutely delightful! The two of them together is sinful!

- Our invitation to the feast and ball in the honor of Phillipe de Bouillon!!!! March 3rd cannot come soon enough for our tastes! Can you tell that we absolutely HEART these types of events?

- Jewell appearing a bit worse for wear. Maybe a throw down with Tommy did happen. Later in the evening she attempted to slap a patron while working behind the bar. I have a friend that teaches some great anger management classes, sweetie!

- Stephen bemoaning an earlier incident with Issy in which she threatened to remove his… uh, baby-maker.

Posted: February 21st, 2007 under Daily Gossip.
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First and foremost, a huge congratulatory message must be extended to Jonas and his lovely new fiancee — Gentlefrost Shimmerwing! He proposed to her in front of a group of onlookers in the Inn last night, extending the romantic mood that has gripped the Inn since the Cupid’s Follies dance. A wedding date has not been sent yet but we are already planning what we will wear to the event!

The calm, collected, and oh-so-cute Topaz oversaw the craziness on the Twilight Isle that included Art turning into a large cat and entertaining the small crowd with his feline antics. Silly kitty!

A challenge match in the Outback for the dark opal drew a crowd of some of RhyDin’s finest athletes including Baron G’nort Dragoon-Talanador, Baroness Rena, TDL MVP Maria Graziano with fellow Wrecking Crew teammate Bode Bojangles, as well as TdR’s green jersey holder and the fantastic designer of so many pretty clothes Koy from the Heavenly Boutique. Along with a crowd of some newcomers to the sport, they witnessed Golden Dragon duelist of the year Rakeesh duke it out with many-time baron and opal holder, Cas! Cas emerged the victor and the new holder of the dangerous opal!

Congratulations, Cas!

Posted: February 20th, 2007 under Daily Gossip.
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