Be jealous, fans. Your own Gossip GangSTAR saw the drop-dead gooooorgeous Cassie dressed up as a naughty nurse! When questioned why she was dressed in such a manner and appeared to have just rolled out of bed (at 8 in the evening, mind you), Cassie’s answer was that she had just made a “house call”.

House call? The jokes are just coming to my mind quicker than I can type them! BRAIN OVERLOAD!

We heard that Ms. Erin Dunbridge was none to happy with us to see her name appear in a gossip blog. We only talk about those we adore! So is the sad life of the Gossip GangSTAR. We sigh at unrequited love.

Rumor also has it that the all-knowing G’nort threatened to punch us in the jaw if we revealed some nugget of news. Fortunately for him, we have no idea what that nugget of news was! Anybody have a clue? I HEART knowing things I’m not supposed to know!

Speaking of the God G’nort, he was spotted chatting up our dear sweet Taneth. Scary much? Can you imagine Taneth as the next slutty Golden Ivey Tavern pin-up? Oh, the humanity! While we ADORE G’nort’s yummy pin-ups, please please save our cute Taneth’s innocence!