Early in the evening the Inn witnessed several new relationships continue to flourish. Pelnar and Mercy flirted and giggled at one another’s jokes while Raye and Hawk had another deep heart-to-heart. We heart both of these pairs all coupled up! Pelnar and Mercy have such a wonderful brand of mischevious silliness and Raye and Hawk have had such an instant connection! Spriiiiing time in RhyDin!

While we typically don’t report on the heavy stuff, we can’t help but mention what went down in the Inn on Saturday evening. Drama struck as Tasha burst in claiming that Viki had been kidnapped and that her dear friend Everett had found some of her personal effects. Her friends, including Scotty, Daniel, Bel, and Lucius, were in shock over the news. Even dear little Taneth seemed much more subdued than is typical for her! But most impacted by the news was Sid who totally flipped her sexy little wig! She stomped around causing damage to the Inn and threatening to kill people. Posters have appeared around town blaming the disappearance on a tall furry person who goes by the name Irrykin. We hope that Viki returns home safely!!!

And now onward to lighter matters!

The Arena saw cute little Uriko and sexy mama Kina go at each other in a ring! GIRL FIGHT!!! HAWT!! What happened to those fabled Arena days of old when two gorgeous women like this would be sent into a ring fuuuull of jello?!?! Or MUD?!?!

Reap’s still entertaining the ladies while his woman is away. Saturday night found him being handed a bottle of Tequila to encourage him to fulfill Rain’s desire for him to dance on a table for her amusement. The alcohol was gratefully accepted but, to Rain’s dismay, no table dances took place.

Posted: April 30th, 2007 under Daily Gossip.
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There’s just something about Friday nights, isn’t there? The week is over and everybody is ready to let their hair down and get a little bit wild and crazy. Oh, how we love Fridays!

After meeting the night before Hawk and Raye were engaged in a tête-à-tête in the Inn! There was certainly no outward signs of affection but they seemed to be getting along quite nicely. What a handsome couple these two would make!

Poor Kira sat and moped over her brother’s death. We just want to hug her cute little self!!! However, her friends and fellow clansmen Feilas and craaaazy Sera didn’t seem quite so upset. The pair snuggled and necked in a nearby booth! We will never understand the mourning habits of the people of RhyDin.

When the Evie’s away, the Baker will play! No, not in that way! Baker is true to his girl! Isn’t it sad when the one man you can count on in this city to remain loyal to his woman is Baker??? Anyway, Baker was up to trouble, trying to convince Lydia to try brale (which, from what we understand, is a concoction created by him and Cor that stands for breakfast ale). Lydia kept declining and Baker kept asking until he was warned by Kina to stop attempting to corrupt the looovely green-haired phenom!

As for the Arena, Stick came by to lay claim on her man. She plopped down beside him and CUDDLED! While this may not be out of the normal for most couples this is Stick and Harris, after all. Luckily the good times didn’t last for long (or else we would have seriously been freaked out) it didn’t take long for Stick to return to laying into Harris for the professional escort business.

Arcanum Academy’s Headmaster Professor Kurgen and Chryrie discussed our poor Gov Kitty’s condition. They discussed her condition and Artemus was sure to offer his assistance. Poor poor Kitty! All of us here at the Gossip GangSTAR super secret lair of trouble are wishing her a speedy and complete recovery!

The Baroness of Dragon’s Gate Topaz was discussing all the renovations she has done to the baronial property in that district and the cost of maintaining the dueling museum. If you haven’t visited it, you must!!! Topaz has done an excellent job of preserving some great dueling relics. Considering that most of the barons and baronesses use their properties to further their own vices, Topaz should be commended! Yay, Topaz!

Grayson has some marvelous competition for Taneth’s heart!!! Another Company of the Dragon alumn and member of the Madness Tournament’s Elite Eight has been spending an awful lot of time with her recently! Who would that be?!?! Well, the fantastically handsome Alyxz, of course! He has even promised to dance with our lovely little ball of all things goodness at the coming Beltane dance!

Posted: April 30th, 2007 under Daily Gossip.
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Welcome to another action packed Monday catch-up on the weekend’s happenings. First up is Thursday night!

Imp was back in action Thursday night in the Arena much to the delight of all his laaaaadies! He, of course, found time amidst his calling duties to molest several fine specimens, including (but not limited to) Keeper Mrs. Wyh Not, Jewell, and Kaja. Even Rab, who is usually not too keen on the troublesome Impster appeared happy to see him!

Speaking of Jewell, she looked on with Mrs. Wyh Not as the bracket buster of the Madness Tournament Losden slammed through the “competition” that came in the form of Tommy. Jewell was certainly thrilled to see Jewell knocked out of the tournament! We’d bet Losden has a bottle of champagne arriving soon courtesy of the our loooovely Anger Management Princess very soon!!!

The night was all roses for Lil Miss Anger Management! Later in the night Stephen got down on one knee and asked her….. no, you only wish he asked her that! He asked her if she would be his date for Beltane. Jewell gladly accepted and advised him that there was no one she would rather dance naked with around a fire!!!

Better keep a leash on your man though, Jewell. Later in the night he in the Inn was surrounded by and flirting with a bevel of beautiful babes that included cute freckled Raye, hot redheaded fellow sailor Shylah and golden-haired leggy knock-out Alana! We told you! Can’t trust pirates as far as you can throw them! Yet, the sexiest of the trio Raye seemed preoccupied by Hawk’s flirting. And, really, who wouldn’t be?!?! That man is hawtness!

What is a weekend in the Arena without Wrecking Crew antics? Baron Kheldar was advised by Baronness Maria that while she held the title of “most honorable baron”, Kheld was the “most marketable baron”. Kheld quipped that he hoped that would impress his goooorgeous wife Caedia! And then the eldest Graziano decided to yell to the lizard-man Bran to lick his eyeball. Bran was not amused and did not partake in party tricks.

Chryrie was attracted in by the smell of blood. She didn’t hop into a ring (but, oh, how we’d love to see that!) but spent the night chatting with the delicious Kina. Chryrie let it drop that she has EIGHT dead husbands!!! WHAT?!?! Man, how we love the psycho woman crowd that RhyDin offers!

Our poor dear sweet Napoleon got gum in his fur but the quick thinking Candy used peanut butter to get it out! Then the cute little teenager washed down the rat’s belly and gave him tummy scritches just like he likes! We like Candy! Later in the night she informed Anubis that she would kick him in the “jimmy” if he attempted to collar her. LOVE IT!!!

Posted: April 30th, 2007 under Daily Gossip.
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- “Is it just me, or does it seem there is there a lot of mattress jumpin’ ‘ere?” So asked the lovely Colette. Yes, my dear. Yes, there is. That is why we totally HEART RhyDin and the Red Dragon Inn!!!

- “I want this back next season please .. and not just the pawn slip.” TDL’s Brandon reminded the boys from UNM when handing over the TDL Cup.

- “That GangSTAR is getting everyone too on edge… I love it!” Our Evie loves us! We can absolutely positively die happy now!

- “I rather admire a lady who indulges in life’s guilty pleasures. I’ve been known to go by the nickname ‘Guilty Pleasure,’ on a completely unrelated topic.” We totally HEART Dameon and utterly silly comments like these!

- “Ooh, Viceroy we could have a school fer the Children of Decadence. Ye can be the Dean. I can teach a course called ‘Fisticuffs and Fashion: How Ta Look Good While Beatin’ People Ta a Pulp’.” The EFFORTLESS Koy proposed to Charlie. Are we the only ones completely terrified by the idea of these girls spending time around impressionable young minds???

- “Cook? I had always heard you ate children raw! You are dwarf, yes?” Said one of our new favorites, Piper, to half-dwarf Redwick.

- “I think Jeff’s children finally grew up.” Chris quipped when asked why there were suddenly so many dwarves hanging about the Arena.

- “You can have Hawk’s, Lady Chryrie. He lost his virtue a long time ago. I don’t think it fits him quite well.” Jon Henri offered up Hawk’s dried white rose representing virtue to Chryrie.

- “Jon Henri only wishes to give mine away because he has not given his own flower away yet.” Hawk quipped in return to Chryrie. A good double-entendre will always get you into “Overheard Around Town”!!!

- “Sonuva effing gin soaked whore from Soho! Bloody hell!” Yet another reason to LOVE Cassie. Her cursing is ALWAYS colorful!

Posted: April 27th, 2007 under Overheard.
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We have been admonished that our PRICELESS sources missed a juicy tidbit of gossip that occurred in the Inn’s basement Arena on Friday night. We are so embarrassed that we missed it that we had to bring it to our loyal readers’ attention immediately! It seems that the ADORABLE Eddie was canoodling with the sexy Pi Omega Pi frat president Jaden! RhyDin’s newest couple? OH HOW WE HEART YOUNG LOVE!!!

Dear sweet Bast. He was overheard pouring out his heart to Lydia and Cor. It seems the poor schmuck is still madly in love with his ex wife. Our heart goes out to him! However, we’re absolutely positive that his spectacularly fine ass will make some deserving woman very happy some day.

Our wonderfully crazy Sera was busy kissing and licking (yes, I did say licking) on an old friend of her ex boyfriend’s! Her new love interest is the uber-tall and manly Feilas. While it’s not Dameon as we had hoped, we cannot say we are not happy that our favorite bloody psycho is back in a relationship again!!! We cannot wait for the drama to ensue!!!

Studly Everett found himself at the bar with not one but two GORGEOUS ladies!!! He’s such a pimp. He had a couple of drinks while being sandwiched by Viki and Lydia. We know a couple men in RhyDin that would pay good money to be sandwiched by such class acts!

The Outback was a happening place to be once again! Erin, who has been offered a position on an IFL team, was fighting in a ring! We love to see a bad ass Erin! Meek and mild Erin is horsey-looking but bad girl, kick ass SINGLE Erin rocks our proverbial socks!!!

It appears that bad girl Charlie was not happy to hear of her “good boy” husband’s antics the night before. She was over heard telling fellow DoDer Koy that she had made the decision to annull the marriage on the grounds that… well, she was completely TRASHED when it happened!!! Poor dear sweet Cor… Maybe tomorrow he’ll join Bast at the bar to cry into their shot glasses together.

Va-va-voooom! The curves of Kaja once again graced the Outback. This time she did reunite with her sexy redheaded husband, G’nort!! The pair immediately engaged in such serious PDA that would make even SUUUUPER Des and Gav blush! WELCOME BACK, KAJA!!!

The wonderfully man-tastic Brig was present to call a challenge match for the Tower of Air on the magical Twilight Isle! Mmm. How we’d like to break us off a piece of Brig pie! Even Topaz felt she must warn newcomer to the Isle Chryrie of the fliratious powers of the Brig. Chryrie advised there’s no need to worry as she is happily married but we bet one look from Brig would change her tune!!! It would change your Gossip GangSTAR’s tune! The sexy new keeper Mrs. Wyh Not was also on hand to watch Russell earn the key to the Tower of Air. We love this frosty little lady!!!

Posted: April 25th, 2007 under Daily Gossip.
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Last Sunday wonderfully busy!!! In the beautiful glen just South of RhyDin was a fantastic Spring Fling event, the Outback hosted the cyclical Diamond Quest, and Madness Duels were hot and heavy in the Annex.

Loooovely ladies, pretty music, gorgeous scenery, and hot hot HAWT men! The Spring Fing had it all!!! Who could ask for anything more?

Cassie, looking drop dead in a green halter dress, was escorted to the event by Mr. Hero himself Alain. The two were quite cozy the entire evening. They oooooozed delicious sweetness. To make the men of RhyDin crazy jealous, a hot SINGLE Erin danced with her ever-so-cute sister, Lydia. Our favorite little Uriko seemed quite pleased with another adorable couple that graced the glen with their presence — Amthy and Miles. We agree, Uriko! Love them! Poor Viki danced by her lonesome. She is ever so hot. She needs an equally hot man we have decided!

Cute and the Outback don’t typically go hand-in-hand but Reap and PJ seem to be determined to bring cute to the dueling venues. The pair snogged, drank beer, and watched the emeralds battle it out to be the cycle’s Diamond. PJ’s boss and the genius behind Red Orc Brewery Jake showed to flex his muscles in the tournament. And one of our favorite “oldie but goodie” babes Morgan was present to cheer on the half-orc! The sextastic Kheld stole the show and took the Diamond. Yuuuuum!

And to keep with our “sweet” theme, the Arena was full of sweetness as well! However, it was not provided by lip-locking couples but by Rory who produced several trays of woooonderful brownies and cookies for her calling shift. The amazing smells and Madness duels brought out quite a crowd! Cheerleader Taneth labeled Felix the faaaabulous dwarf “duel-able”. It appears that PJ’s corruption lessons might have been a bit over her head. THANK THE LORD!!! The bouncy bundle of rat energy Napoleon was attracted by the sweets (as that crazy PFH crowd always is) but stuck around to brandish his shiny little cutlass on several unsuspecting duelists!

All in all, Sunday was a fantastically busy night! How we HEART such wonderful nights in which there’s more gossip than we can shake a stick at!!!

Posted: April 25th, 2007 under Daily Gossip.
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On the mystical shores of Twilight Island our favorite little dwarf Felix was present for some magical warfare as was the fantastically sexy Artemus! However, it was a night full of GNOME LOVE as Ginimish called while snuggling his cute little muffin of sweet sweet love. There is nothing cuter than a gnome baker and Meli fits the bill. This may just be our FAVORITE couple in RhyDin!!!

HOTimus Maximus!!! Kaja’s back in town!!! G’nort’s fantastically sexy wife was spotted in the Outback catching up with Harris’s wife Stick! Sadly, there was no girl-on-girl action. There is always next time. After on-going rumors that Kaja and G’nort aren’t exactly on speaking terms, we cannot wait to see where this is headed!!!

Suuuuuper Des was busy calling but not too busy that she couldn’t help Koy who somehow got herself stuck deep down in the Pit! When our poor Koy came up she reeeeeeked of alcohol. How we weep for our favorite! We thought that she was finally starting to turn the corner but it appears that our lovely Koy is still heartbroken over Matt’s military MIA status.

G’nort showed after his missus had taken off and gave Cor some encouraging words about sticking it out with his bad girl wife Charlie who seems to be going through a rough patch. Cor didn’t seem to take the advice, though! VERY recently he was spotted getting waaaay drunk with the sexy and dangerous Miss B. It ended with the pair toppling out of their chairs onto one another!!! Maybe Cor isn’t the good boy that we call took him for!!!

Posted: April 24th, 2007 under Daily Gossip.
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While our sources did not have much to report back regarding Friday’s happenings, they did have one tidbit or two that we absolutely must mention!

Reanna and Dameon were in a desperately boring heart-to-heart. She’s like the walking personification of nails on a chalk board to a world-class gossip blogger like yours truly. She takes one of our most promising sarcastic, fun talents in Dameon and turns him into a UTTER bore! DAMEON + SERA = TOGETHER FOREVER!!!

Lucious Cassie walked in breaking up a tickle fight between her conquest Alain and her “dear” friend Erin. Remember what we said last entry about these Brits and the situations they put themselves in? Well, this is exactly what we meant. That group pretty much writes our blog entries for us!!!

PJ, the Corruption Queen, was busy up to her normal hijinx in the Arena. Despite stern lectures from Sartan, she was busy teaching cute, innocent Taneth phrases like “hot”, “do-able”, and “a bump and grind kind of fine”. Taneth tested them out but expressed doubt over PJ’s reccomendation of “horizontal dancing” because Taneth believed that dancing in that manner might be rather difficult. Poor Sartan. Playing the protective role in Taneth’s life must prove… stressful.

Can we hear a chorus of “awww”s for Gnome Love?!?! Our favorite gnome couple — Gnimish and his lady Meli — were being cute and cuddly in the Arena! Meli was telling Gnim how much she love, love, loooooves to watch him duel and Gnim replied with how much he love, love, looooves to watch Meli. TOO FRIGGIN’ CUTE!!!

Posted: April 23rd, 2007 under Daily Gossip.
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Your FIFTH Rhydin edition of the often duplicated yet unequaled –

SPOTTED:

- Overlord Harris sitting on his throne in the Arena with his official mascot, Napoleon, sitting on his shoulder. The pair watched Harris’s wife, Stick, win her Madness Tournament duel! Also on the scene was Harris’s official escort, Shey. Although there was some tense looks shot between the wife and the girlfriend, there was no great cat fight between the pair. We still haven’t given up hope, though!!!

- the Baroness Maria Graziano cheering brothers Tony and Chris on in their duels! It was a thankless task as both brothers took the opportunity to pick on her. What else are brothers for???

- Grayson cuddling with and being fed grapes by the loooovely cheerleader Taneth! And, thus, Grayson remains the LUCKIEST man in RhyDin!!! She’s the absolute cutest!

- the horrible “other woman” attempting to press Lil’ Miss Anger Management’s buttons! Lain told Jewell that she needed to pick up her children. Evidently, their father is “too busy” to keep an eye on them. DEAD BEAT!!! We are so proud of Lil’ Miss Anger Management for not punching the tramp right in her nose!!! Although, she would have deserved it and that would have been super duper entertaining!

- Sartan claiming that monogamy is his middle name! That would make his cute little wife happy to hear but would she be happy to hear that he was in the company of two of those fine sluttacious DoDers later in the night???

- Dark breaking the news to Gav that he was going to be a father! Gav automatically (and wrongly) assumed that it meant he was married/getting married. Dark quickly informed Gav that one must not be married to knock up a fine young thing. We like Gav’s old-fashioned morals!!! It’s too bad that Shey doesn’t have a man in her life to put a shot gun to Dark’s head and force the issue!

- Bast’s younger (and not nearly as cool) brother, Jon, chatting it up with Cassie in the Inn about moving to RhyDin. Jon’s friggin’ ELEGANT wife, Lane, showed up as well. HAWT!!! While normally we would propose that Gov Kitty pass an immigration reform bill to curb this English invasion, we cannot help but be excited at the good news this means for our blog. That English clique is certainly a dramatic bunch!

- former lovebirds and players in the All-time Best Break-up Ever — Dameon and Sera — engaged in a very awkward conversation. Dameon seemed to think it best to treat Sera like a polite stranger while poor Sera just seemed miserable…. beautiful as always but miserable, nonetheless. Dameon was torn away by his new girl, Reanna, who had some sort of emergency. We were on the fence before about Reanna but if she’s moving in on Sera’s Dameon WE HATE HER!!! TRAMP!

Posted: April 23rd, 2007 under Daily Gossip.
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The Outback was humming just as it always is on Monday nights! Jewell was retelling her encounter with Vince to SUUUUPER Des and Harris. Harry dropped a couple threats about leaving Vinny in a pool of blood. Is it just us or do we have a hard time buying Vinny in the role of big bad evil guy?!?!

Jewell the moved on to lighter matters! She and Koy were busy dishing about the wedding dress that Koy is in the process of designing and making for the looovely Jewell. It sounds like Stephen’s pushing for a June wedding and the bride certainly seems excited!!! Our sources have all kinds of delicious news on the style of dress but to keep it all surprised we FOR ONCE will keep our mouths shut.

The oldest Graziano kid Maria stopped by the Outback to pitch some idea to Harris that included tearing down the Battlefield Park baronial manor/fort in exchange for a theme park dedicated to trumping the accomplishments of her family. The question remains — does even she take herself seriously anymore??? Harris seemed… confused to say the least. Although, look forward to a formally written proposal that she’s having drawn up.

We love it when families fight in public! It is unclear what started the issue between Aurok and Aurthur. An unconfirmed rumor has it that Aurthur wanted Aurok to give Jade something specific but it is not known what or even if this report is true. However, it is very clear that Icer was not going to allow her husband and father to argue in front of her. She quickly put an end to the debate and a sheepish Aurthur apologized for his role in the matter!

DOUBLE TAKE OF THE NIGHT!!! Cor was spotted without a shirt after being forced to shower thanks to a very messy match in the Pit. Who knew the Inn’s resident Good Boy was such a freaking Hottie?!?!? And now a successful business owner AND single to boot!!!

And in the “so sweet it rots your teeth” category, Connar and Sugar were spotted chatting in the Inn after hours! By the rate at which Sugar was blushing, it seems that somebody has a crush on the handsome hunk! We heartily approve of this match-up. It gets a Gossip GangSTAR TWO THUMBS UP!

Gnome lovin’ appears to still be going strong!!! Melli brought her lover-boy Gnimish a pie to satisfy him while he was calling on Twilight Island. A baker as a girlfriend?? Who could ask for anything more??? Go Gnome Lovin’!

Posted: April 22nd, 2007 under Daily Gossip.
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