The Gov was in the Inn again on Tuesday night appearing even healthier than the previous night! We love seeing her back and in fighting strength! She chatted with Icer about the lawyers and was hugged on by Snorlax and Taneth! Just like most of RhyDin’s population, they’re super happy to have her back!

Miss Jade headed down the stairs looking much worse for wear — a torn skirt, a shirt that was most certainly not her own, and post-coitus hair. Le sigh. And we had so much hope for this one. It appears that a visit from Fashion/Class officer Koy may be in her immediate future.

Former Miss Anger Management Jewell and Keeper Mrs. Wyh Not were both tending bar after relieving the oh-so-cute Amber! Jewell is so happy in love that she’s almost cute! She was telling her sister that Stephen surprised her by bringing her daughter home from boarding school to help with wedding planning. Jewell was obviously very touched by the gesture. Awww!

The Inn’s resident Good Boy branched out a bit! He was calling his first Fists shift in the Outback Tuesday evening! He did a fantastic job of keeping the rings busy and (the most important job of a caller) providing EYE CANDY! WOOT!

Sartan was so not pleased that his wife Rory came in piggy back with G’nort, claiming that an evil pair of heels had caused gigantic blisters. Sartan, one of G’nort’s employees on Kung Fu Theater was unamused and his wife seemed blissfully clueless. G’nort, on the other hand, is…. well, G’nort and seemed greatly amused by his favorite past time — causing trouble.

HAAAWT Keeper of Fire Esper was seen on Twilight Isle chatting it up with equally HAWT Topaz. These two should get married and have babies. Or maybe just skip the marriage thing and go straight to the babies. They’d be HAWT x 2 babies. So that’s probably not happening anytime soon but Topaz did have her infant with her and we must admit she’s a cutie!

Posted: May 31st, 2007 under Daily Gossip.
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The place to be this past Monday night was, without a doubt, the Outback!

Even Gov Kitty was present after a long time restricted to her sick bed and, man, she was not happy about the kidnapping of the man who helped heal her — Tass. She was overhead announcing open hunting season on the city’s notorious band of lawyers. She even went as far as to label them criminals. Suuuuper Des was already planning on gathering her weapons for some legalized lawyer hunting!

Everyone was super excited to see Gov Kitty back in action! Cute Single Erin gave her such a tight squeeze that our sources were afraid that she’d break her! We’re so glad that the Gov is back in action!!!

Charlie and G’nort may be partners in the Shots of Decadence but their friendship seems to be on rocky ground. She was demanding to know where her former teammate Tareth has been. The pair had a longtime rumored relationship that seemed to have ended around the time that Cor and Charlie started spending a lot of time together. G’nort refused to tell her and it ignited a very tense moment. G’nort ended up walking away and the DoD girls swept in to keep Charlie calm.

She wasn’t the only DoD girl having a bad night! FLAWLESS Koy was spotted chatting with Matt’s deliciously psycho ex/baby’s mama Ginger. The two have never had a stellar relationship considering that Ginger has, on more than one occasion, attempted to win Matt back. Poor Koy was left with the task of informing Ginger of Matt’s disappearance.

That conversation was interrupted for a much more pleasant one!!! The cute, adorable, wonderful, beaaaautiful Piper quizzed FLAWLESS Koy on making a dress for her. OUR perrrrfect Piper in Heavenly Boutique?!?! We’d be on CLOUD NINE!!! Bad pun intended.

Everybody’s favorite snuggler Taneth found a new and very willing partner in Max. The former Overlord had been missing for quite some time but returned to the dueling venues this past week. What a welcome back Taneth gave him!!!

Posted: May 31st, 2007 under Daily Gossip.
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Well, you’ve got to hand it to Harris, he sure knows how to throw an event! The current Overlord (with calling assistance from cute as a button Rory and Keeper Mrs Wyh Not) was the host of this cycle’s Warlord Tournament (the winner of which gets a shot to take his title) and the talented pool of thirteen duelists duked it out for over SIX hours!

Of course, the action outside the ring was just as hot and heavy as the action within the rings. Kaja and G’nort were up to their typical oversexed ways! She’s always looking at him as if she’s undressing him with her eyes and he’s always talking about undressing her. Isn’t it cute when two nymphomaniacs find one another?!?!

Even her boss Artemus seemed shocked when Rena lost it on Val during a heated discussion. Were they talking of rumors of Val’s infidelity??? Rena’s been spending too much time with the girls of DoD. They’re short tempers are wearing off on her. She slammed a beer bottle against her man in anger!!! Gotta love those DoD girls! They do know how to throw a good show! Val ended her temper tantrum by blurting out that he’s in love with her. That seemed to cool Rena’s heels…. at least until he does it again. Cheaters never learn!

Baroness Jaycy even remembered where the Annex was and showed up to witness the tournament! But you have to know it’s not because she felt obligated to be there as a baronial responsibility. Instead, she was deeply engaged in conversation with the quiet but very handsome Leo de Lorenzo. She’s been spotted on several occasions with him and as her attention usually runs short on men the moment she beds them we’ll assume that he’s holding out on her. KEEP YOUR PANTS ON, MAN!

Jewell showed up to cheer on Bran who despite his rookie standing hung in with the veteran duelers until the very end. The former baroness Morgan made us very happy by extending her come back after the Madness Tournament to the Warlord Tournament. She had a solid performance and spent the evening cheering on her good friend and the owner of Red Orc (the brewery behind everybody’s favorite beer - Badsider) Jake Thrash. And Taneth made an appearance to cheer on…. well, everyone.

Cletus was the last man standing at the end of the night and earned himself the right to challenge Harris for the Overlord title. But that wasn’t the end of the good news for Cletus! Shortly before his final match, his wife Arane was overheard telling him that they had another baby on the way.

Cletus wasn’t the only one to walk away with a prize. Second place went to bad ass Aya who kicked butt and took names the entire night. While she lost to Cletus in the third round, she battled her way through the Loser’s Bracket to face off with him again in the final match. She won the first but Cletus was able to beat her back in seventeen rounds to take top billing. Aya accepted the baronial challenge and look for her to be issuing a challenge in the next week!

Congratulations to Cletus and Aya!

Posted: May 31st, 2007 under Tournaments.
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Friday night found Kina watching her SEXY Antonio serve drinks (and make all the women go slack-jawed). Who can blame the woman for keeping BOTH eyes on her gorgeous husband when surrounded by so many willing, easy women?!?! Kina marks her territory well. She planned an exciting day at the race track followed by a romantic dinner for the following night! Awww!

Also on hand and excited about the weekend’s racing was the loooovely Amthyst who was looking forward to watching “Yellow Bellied Sap Sucker” and “Kitten’s Meow”. Wow, people sure are clever when picking names for pegasi. It’s a shame that they don’t take that much time when picking out names for their kids!

And then in the oddities to end all oddities, a magical show down in the Inn late into the evening caught everybody’s attention. Evidently, the lawyers — Dewey and Howe — have kidnapped Tass. The do good-er brigade was up in arms over this one but their actions could not stop the lawyers from taking their prize. There are about a million lawyer jokes to be made of this one. So many it’s causing our mind to bleed.

Therefore, we’ll let you pick your own lawyer joke out of our top three most favorite EVER:

(A) The devil visited a lawyer’s office and made him an offer. “I can arrange some things for you,” ” the devil said. “I’ll increase your income five-fold. Your partners will love you. Your clients will respect you. You’ll have four months of vacation each year and live to be a hundred. All I require in return is that your wife’s soul, your children’s souls, and their children’s souls rot in hell for eternity.”

The lawyer thought for a moment. “What’s the catch?” he asked.

(B) A dog ran into a butcher shop and grabbed a roast off the counter. Fortunately, the butcher recognized the dog as belonging to a neighbor of his. The neighbor happened to be a lawyer. Incensed at the theft, the butcher called up his neighbor and said, “Hey, if your dog stole a roast from my butcher shop, would you be liable for the cost of the meat?” The lawyer replied, “Of course, how much was the roast?” “$7.98.”

A few days later the butcher received a check in the mail for $7.98. Attached to it was an invoice that read: Legal Consultation Service: $150.

(C) Why is money green?

Because lawyers pick it up before it is ripe.

Saturday night was quiet in the Inn and those present including Brian, Icer, Sid, Cor, and Tasha were still assimilating the information of the previous night. Few answers seemed to be had but everybody was on edge. Sid was making sure to warn those who stood up to the lawyers the previous night that they must be on the look out themselves now.

In more pleasant news, the lovely keeper Mrs. Wyh Not relieved Druid Saturday night and called a handful of duels. We would totally HEART it if she became the late Saturday night caller. So so cute! To make it even cuter, the ADORABLE Uriko chatted with her. We just want to pinch their cute little cheeks!

Sunday night was also quiet in the Inn. Perhaps it was due to the monumental SEVEN hour long Warlord Tournament occurring in the Annex below the Inn (which we will get to in a FULL separate blog entry). Connar was present and, as is his tendency, he was speaking with another sexy little mama in Eless while admiring the soft silk dress she had on.

Posted: May 30th, 2007 under Daily Gossip.
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- “No means no. Except for the times when it means yes. Like during unconsciousness.” Announced Harris while calling a match between the resident gnome lovers. Why would anybody put Harris in a position of responsibility/power?

- “The lead female character should have taken a knife to his throat when he started spewing such drivel. Saved us from more of it in the third act. And I accept stories are to be stories, but it is hard for me to sympathize with a man who sounds like he spends half of his time on how to compare a lady to a moonflower vine.” Ewan stated regarding some play he had seen. Now that’s one tough critic.

- “Most people call me Cally, or else ‘What the hell is she doing here’.” Said Cally while introducing herself to G’nort. Have we mentioned that we HEART this girl???
- “Look, dude..I’m sorry your mom porked a horse, but stay out of this….” Baker warned a cranky centaur.

- “Death and I are like this…We send each other cards every holiday.” Said Connar while crossing his fingers to indicate just how close he and Death are.

- “Have you tried wrapping the one brain cell you haven’t drank into oblivion around that!?” So proclaimed Evie to Baker during their major blow out.

- “Well, Skyler isn’t a big loss, so your situation can only improve now.” Words of condolence from G’nort to Jewell.

- Today I had breakfast in a room with my ex husband and the man I cheated on him with. And they ate together and gossiped about me. My life is better than a soap opera.” Erin was overheard as saying. Yeah, that most certainly qualifies as an awkward meal.

- “Though, you’ve heard the story of the faerie princess Elenor? Well, she’s one of the fey princesses that took a mortal lover. On their wedding night, and for the following week, she kept him in bed. Well..turns she forgot that most mortals just don’t have the endurance for such activities and she wore him out so bad, she killed him! But his last words were, ‘Well, it was worth it.’” You’ve got to love Jewell’s stories!

- “Weddings are special times.. Free wedding booze is blessed by the gods themselves! Even bad wedding booze is special, cause you drank it at a suck ass wedding that made you feel THAT much better for yourself! And when you get laid at said wedding, and pray you dont end up with some god awful ugly women, so nasty you’ll bite yer own arm off, you will have NO regrets cause you got FREE booze!” How can you not just HEART Brian???

Posted: May 27th, 2007 under Overheard.
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You know what one of the best things about RhyDin is? The odd combination of people that one can find engaged in conversation. Early Thursday night found the regal Cletus Ganderfald and Mr. Grabby Hands Imp discussing the cuteness factor of Cletus’s wife and what a shame it was that Impette left Imp. It was really an amusing conversation according to our source and we believe these two should be forced to engage in a weekly dialogue for our amusement.

G’nort showed with his BOOTILICIOUS wife Kaja later in the evening. The legendary Athlstan had the marvelous pleasure of dueling the super HAWT one while G’nort put together a list of the hottest women in dueling with Karen. The list included in this order — Kaja, Rory, Rena, Charlie, Koy, and Karen. PJ didn’t make the list because she’s “been around the block” (BURN!), Erin missed out because she is primarily an “Inn” girl, not a “Dueling” girl, and Amal was dismissed from contention for being too “dignified”!

We really need to put G’nort on the payroll right after Erin because the two of them provide us all the fodder we will ever need!!!!

Posted: May 27th, 2007 under Daily Gossip.
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Connar sure is getting around!!! He’s been seen being flirty with cute Sugar, had a deep conversation with Shea, and last night he was back with the sluttacious Miss Mercy talking about her “fondness” for him. Oh la la! Mercy nixed any ideas that it may become anything more with her frequent mentions of her main man Pelnar. Must be nice to have such a trustworthy gal!!! There aren’t many of them in this city!!!

Cute Single Erin, her adorable sidekick Piper, and Bouncy Carley played the role of welcoming crew to a sweet young redhead by the name of Ralina. Piper complained about the RU boys (whom Erin has dubbed the “Brale Brothers”) and Ralina (who is blind) felt up Erin’s face to decide if she is hot. Evidently Erin’s just GORGEOUS… to a blind woman. KIDDING, kidding! We think Erin’s super cute as a young, single girl on the city! Erin, by the by, has seemed to ditch her “no alcohol” rule as she was busy getting absolutely wasted at the bar! Tucker was kept busy pouring her doubles and when she left, she was more than a little inebriated!

Later in the evening Brian, Reap, and Baker were cursing dry parties as Reap told the story of how he was kicked out of Erin’s birthday party. The topic of conversation turned to Jewell’s wedding and how, with as much as they drink, one can expect that to be a wild shindig. When Jewell threatened to not invite the boys of RU, Brian became their knight in shining armor by offering to take them as his dates! Would you not LOVE to see those three boys dressed in tuxes and top hats arrive arm-in-arm?!?!

Posted: May 26th, 2007 under Daily Gossip.
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After a public argument on Sunday night, the twins seemed to have kissed and made up. But that’s what sisters do! The Gossip GangSTAR knows this as a fact as we were “blessed” with FOUR sisters!!! Sugar and Spice spent some time cuddled up together on a couch in the Inn. Sooooo cute!

The RU boys were back in action!!! Reap, Baker, and Cor were belly up to the bar in the Inn! It’s been far too long since we saw all three boys doing what they do best — drinking and carrying on. They were trying to explain the highly complex theory of “brale” to Taneth while Eless looked on and shook her head. Thankfully, our bouncy cheerleader did not seem to fully understand the concept.

Quite a crowd gathered on Twilight Island to witness Tass’s challenge for the Key to the Tower of Water against Mrs. Wyh Not! And as further proof that the apocalypse is surely upon us, G’nort was spotted on TWILIGHT ISLAND?!?! We weren’t even sure he knew how to get there! Nonetheless, G’nort showed for his usual dose of witty lines and demonstration on self-love. We’ll all have to wait another five years to actually see him in a Magic ring, however!

Also present was Jewell who was present to cheer her “sissy” on while MAN-TASTIC Brig called the match! Melli and Gnim showed to snuggle and cheer! Even DoD-er Rena was on the Isle for the first time in a while but was sans either of her recent male companions! Mrs. Wyh Not was appreciative of the support which drove her to defend the tower. However, our source was quick to point out that her husband has not been present for any of her accomplishments within the dueling rings. Could it be that he doesn’t approve??? Iiiiinteresting!

Congratulations, to the Mrs.!

Posted: May 25th, 2007 under Daily Gossip.
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Early in the evening hours of Tuesday, Amber whipped up a stone soup while Jade and Cieara questioned Icer on what it is like to have twenty children. Cieara quipped that if her father thinks she and her brother make him old, she wouldn’t know how he’d deal with eighteen others. LOVE HER!

Jewell took over for Amber later into the evening and not long into her shift behind the bar was insulted by an unknown patron. Her white knight… er pirate Stephen stepped up to nix any idea of this patron that he could bully around the Former Lil’ Miss Anger Management. While one would have expected Jewell to be a bit miffed at the perception that she needed help, Jewell seems to be in full on “lovey dovey” mode because she was clearly touched by the gesture.

Later Stephen was threatening to have a “talk” with Vince due to his beating of Jewell but Artemus stepped in to curb further in-fighting amongst his team. Similarly to SOD’s romantic drama, RSV too is falling apart before the IFL season even begins! Artemus assured Stephen that there would be no further problems because he was taking Jewell under his wing and she would be his “personal student”. ER?!?! Artemus teaching fists??? Right, and tomorrow PJ will be teaching Sunday school classes! Who else gets the feeling that G’nort and Harris are going to have a field day with this one?!?!

Sugar and Connar were engaged in a flirty conversation for the second night in a row. One person who did not appear particularly happy with the conversation (and the only person because nobody else can deny that they are so CUTE) was Shea. She flicked ice at Connar in an juvenile attempt to interrupt the conversation, but later had the gall to advise Connar that the cute blonde twin was too young for him. BAH, we say! MAJOR BAH!

Posted: May 25th, 2007 under Daily Gossip.
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The Inn certainly was a place of show-downs last night! There was a brief magical show down between the twins — Sugar and Spice. Evidently the pair isn’t very happy with one another…. but why they are not pleased seems to be a mystery. One stomped up the stairs and was soon followed by the other. Iiiiinteresting! And then later into the night SUUUUUPER Des brought the fighting in the Inn to a new height for the night! Despite Gav’s protests, she broke out a nerf gun and lit Brian up! Poor Brian didn’t even stand a chance! But who does when faced with SUUUUUPER DES?!?!

SOD teammates Darren and Rena were spending a bit more one-on-one time. We’re still wondering what on-again/off-again boyfriend and full-time hottie Val thinks of this!!!

We HEART super hawt girls dishing dirt and we sure had a mega trio last night!!! Ciera, Cassie, and Single Cute Erin were talking of slavers, Erin’s propensity for trouble, and sauciness being an admirable quality in women. LOVE IT! These three should form a HAWT trust that would rival even DoD!

The FINAL Madness duel took place in the Annex as swoooon-worthy Tarl and sex-tastic G’nort faced off against one another. It was a short and violent match that ended with G’nort walking away the winner!!! G’nort becomes the newest baron and gains a challenge grant to give away while Tarl took a batch of wins as his prize. Congratulations, G’nort!

Overlord Harris and Cicero, whom Harris has evidently hired as his legal consul, had a discussion regarding the short-lived nature of the title and a plan for making the reforms he and his Baronial Council are working on more lasting. Harris informed Cicero to start work on the plan and gaining a collection of like-minded individuals. Is this the beginnings of political drama in the storied Arena?!?!

To top the night off for Harris, his super kick ass wife dropped by to pick him up for a late night snack. He laid one heck of a smoooooch on her! Wouldn’t we all love to do that to Stick without getting belted??? Food and a hot woman! What man could ask for anything moooore?!

Posted: May 21st, 2007 under Daily Gossip.
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