- “No means no. Except for the times when it means yes. Like during unconsciousness.” Announced Harris while calling a match between the resident gnome lovers. Why would anybody put Harris in a position of responsibility/power?

- “The lead female character should have taken a knife to his throat when he started spewing such drivel. Saved us from more of it in the third act. And I accept stories are to be stories, but it is hard for me to sympathize with a man who sounds like he spends half of his time on how to compare a lady to a moonflower vine.” Ewan stated regarding some play he had seen. Now that’s one tough critic.

- “Most people call me Cally, or else ‘What the hell is she doing here’.” Said Cally while introducing herself to G’nort. Have we mentioned that we HEART this girl???
- “Look, dude..I’m sorry your mom porked a horse, but stay out of this….” Baker warned a cranky centaur.

- “Death and I are like this…We send each other cards every holiday.” Said Connar while crossing his fingers to indicate just how close he and Death are.

- “Have you tried wrapping the one brain cell you haven’t drank into oblivion around that!?” So proclaimed Evie to Baker during their major blow out.

- “Well, Skyler isn’t a big loss, so your situation can only improve now.” Words of condolence from G’nort to Jewell.

- Today I had breakfast in a room with my ex husband and the man I cheated on him with. And they ate together and gossiped about me. My life is better than a soap opera.” Erin was overheard as saying. Yeah, that most certainly qualifies as an awkward meal.

- “Though, you’ve heard the story of the faerie princess Elenor? Well, she’s one of the fey princesses that took a mortal lover. On their wedding night, and for the following week, she kept him in bed. Well..turns she forgot that most mortals just don’t have the endurance for such activities and she wore him out so bad, she killed him! But his last words were, ‘Well, it was worth it.’” You’ve got to love Jewell’s stories!

- “Weddings are special times.. Free wedding booze is blessed by the gods themselves! Even bad wedding booze is special, cause you drank it at a suck ass wedding that made you feel THAT much better for yourself! And when you get laid at said wedding, and pray you dont end up with some god awful ugly women, so nasty you’ll bite yer own arm off, you will have NO regrets cause you got FREE booze!” How can you not just HEART Brian???