Warlord Tournament!
Well, you’ve got to hand it to Harris, he sure knows how to throw an event! The current Overlord (with calling assistance from cute as a button Rory and Keeper Mrs Wyh Not) was the host of this cycle’s Warlord Tournament (the winner of which gets a shot to take his title) and the talented pool of thirteen duelists duked it out for over SIX hours!
Of course, the action outside the ring was just as hot and heavy as the action within the rings. Kaja and G’nort were up to their typical oversexed ways! She’s always looking at him as if she’s undressing him with her eyes and he’s always talking about undressing her. Isn’t it cute when two nymphomaniacs find one another?!?!
Even her boss Artemus seemed shocked when Rena lost it on Val during a heated discussion. Were they talking of rumors of Val’s infidelity??? Rena’s been spending too much time with the girls of DoD. They’re short tempers are wearing off on her. She slammed a beer bottle against her man in anger!!! Gotta love those DoD girls! They do know how to throw a good show! Val ended her temper tantrum by blurting out that he’s in love with her. That seemed to cool Rena’s heels…. at least until he does it again. Cheaters never learn!
Baroness Jaycy even remembered where the Annex was and showed up to witness the tournament! But you have to know it’s not because she felt obligated to be there as a baronial responsibility. Instead, she was deeply engaged in conversation with the quiet but very handsome Leo de Lorenzo. She’s been spotted on several occasions with him and as her attention usually runs short on men the moment she beds them we’ll assume that he’s holding out on her. KEEP YOUR PANTS ON, MAN!
Jewell showed up to cheer on Bran who despite his rookie standing hung in with the veteran duelers until the very end. The former baroness Morgan made us very happy by extending her come back after the Madness Tournament to the Warlord Tournament. She had a solid performance and spent the evening cheering on her good friend and the owner of Red Orc (the brewery behind everybody’s favorite beer - Badsider) Jake Thrash. And Taneth made an appearance to cheer on…. well, everyone.
Cletus was the last man standing at the end of the night and earned himself the right to challenge Harris for the Overlord title. But that wasn’t the end of the good news for Cletus! Shortly before his final match, his wife Arane was overheard telling him that they had another baby on the way.
Cletus wasn’t the only one to walk away with a prize. Second place went to bad ass Aya who kicked butt and took names the entire night. While she lost to Cletus in the third round, she battled her way through the Loser’s Bracket to face off with him again in the final match. She won the first but Cletus was able to beat her back in seventeen rounds to take top billing. Aya accepted the baronial challenge and look for her to be issuing a challenge in the next week!
Congratulations to Cletus and Aya!
Posted: May 31, 2007 under Tournaments.
Tags: arane, art, aya, cletus, g'nort, harris, jaycy, jewell, kaja, leo, rena, rory, val, wyh
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