Friday night found Kina watching her SEXY Antonio serve drinks (and make all the women go slack-jawed). Who can blame the woman for keeping BOTH eyes on her gorgeous husband when surrounded by so many willing, easy women?!?! Kina marks her territory well. She planned an exciting day at the race track followed by a romantic dinner for the following night! Awww!

Also on hand and excited about the weekend’s racing was the loooovely Amthyst who was looking forward to watching “Yellow Bellied Sap Sucker” and “Kitten’s Meow”. Wow, people sure are clever when picking names for pegasi. It’s a shame that they don’t take that much time when picking out names for their kids!

And then in the oddities to end all oddities, a magical show down in the Inn late into the evening caught everybody’s attention. Evidently, the lawyers — Dewey and Howe — have kidnapped Tass. The do good-er brigade was up in arms over this one but their actions could not stop the lawyers from taking their prize. There are about a million lawyer jokes to be made of this one. So many it’s causing our mind to bleed.

Therefore, we’ll let you pick your own lawyer joke out of our top three most favorite EVER:

(A) The devil visited a lawyer’s office and made him an offer. “I can arrange some things for you,” ” the devil said. “I’ll increase your income five-fold. Your partners will love you. Your clients will respect you. You’ll have four months of vacation each year and live to be a hundred. All I require in return is that your wife’s soul, your children’s souls, and their children’s souls rot in hell for eternity.”

The lawyer thought for a moment. “What’s the catch?” he asked.

(B) A dog ran into a butcher shop and grabbed a roast off the counter. Fortunately, the butcher recognized the dog as belonging to a neighbor of his. The neighbor happened to be a lawyer. Incensed at the theft, the butcher called up his neighbor and said, “Hey, if your dog stole a roast from my butcher shop, would you be liable for the cost of the meat?” The lawyer replied, “Of course, how much was the roast?” “$7.98.”

A few days later the butcher received a check in the mail for $7.98. Attached to it was an invoice that read: Legal Consultation Service: $150.

(C) Why is money green?

Because lawyers pick it up before it is ripe.

Saturday night was quiet in the Inn and those present including Brian, Icer, Sid, Cor, and Tasha were still assimilating the information of the previous night. Few answers seemed to be had but everybody was on edge. Sid was making sure to warn those who stood up to the lawyers the previous night that they must be on the look out themselves now.

In more pleasant news, the lovely keeper Mrs. Wyh Not relieved Druid Saturday night and called a handful of duels. We would totally HEART it if she became the late Saturday night caller. So so cute! To make it even cuter, the ADORABLE Uriko chatted with her. We just want to pinch their cute little cheeks!

Sunday night was also quiet in the Inn. Perhaps it was due to the monumental SEVEN hour long Warlord Tournament occurring in the Annex below the Inn (which we will get to in a FULL separate blog entry). Connar was present and, as is his tendency, he was speaking with another sexy little mama in Eless while admiring the soft silk dress she had on.