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Archive for June, 2007

Party Like It’s Thursday!

Kina threw a “We haven’t had a party in a while so let’s have a party” party Thursday night! Not only did she deck out for the Inn for the occasion but she too was dressed to the nines for the affair! She put the patrons to work in the early hours with Sebastian blowing up balloons, Lydia tying the balloons off, and Piper hanging streamers!

While blowing up balloons, Lydia and Sebastian were overheard discussing Bast’s dating habits. It seems he is FINALLY getting over Erin enough to date!!! WATCH OUT WOMEN OF RHYDIN!!! Evidently he’s torn at the moment but our sources were unable to get any further details. We have a funny feeling that the women will be lining up to get a piece of him, though.

Later in the evening he was spotted having a conversation with the GORGEOUS Piper on the porch of the Inn. Could Lydia have advised him to make his move on her??? If so maybe we’d have to stop calling her sour faced!

SUUUUPER Des stalked into the Inn toting her shotgun and demanding articles from the Oracle employees present!!! Wow. Now that’s one over the top boss!!!

Gav came in shortly there after and was able to do something that to date we have not seen anybody else do — get Taneth married. He choose to misunderstand one of her statements and announced that she was getting married! Taneth denied it several times and then stalked away with a huff amid questions from the rest of the patrons.

The name of the game during Imp’s calling shifts in the Arena is ALWAYS craziness! Imp looked on and laughed as lizard-man Bran ran around the basement Arena attempting to get the ribbons off that Taneth tied to him. Uriko finally removed the ribbons and Bran was able to calm down. Late into the night, Imp began singing a song entitled “Do I creep you out?” …And let’s just say, the answer to the question was a resounding “yes!”

PJ was spotted in the Iron Fists Garden in a quiet conversation with her ex-boyfriend Gavin. We haven’t seen her recently in the company of her rumored boyfriend Gage. Could it be that Gage’s stock is falling and her ex is now back in the picture??? PJ always keeps us entertained with juicy gossip so we wouldn’t put it past her!!!

Tower of Fire Wednesday!

Early in the evening hours of Wednesday night, Sjira and Rook were spotted sitting together and sharing a meal in the Inn. The pair has been spotted together on several occasions. Are they simply two good friends or is there something more there??? They both seem low-key and quiet so it certainly seems like a relationship could work!!! We will have to wait and see!

The dragons were squabbling again in the Inn. Aurthur and Aurok seem to be a danger to one another more than to anyone else. Chryrie briefly tried to play peacemaker but later seemed to decide it was best to just stay out of their way. The dragons weren’t the only ones up to no good! The cat-people got in on the action too! Kitty and Panther were spotted in the Inn, drinking, and exchanging one-liners. Panther was getting a lot of attention from the ladies last night! At one point he had THREE lovelies petting him. He certainly didn’t seem opposed to the attention!!! Panther the P-I-M-P!!!

Jewell, Reap, Baker, and Jade (yeah, a real brain trust) gathered at the bar to discuss whether or not Cor is secretly the Gossip GangSTAR. Reap and Baker advised Jewell that our paper version is actually printed in the O.O.! We must admit that this conspiracy theory intrigues us. However, we must agree with Jewell on this one — Marc Franco IS Marc Franco! The one and only!
Shortly after Jade forgot all those wonderful strides that she’s made recently towards becoming a classy broad. In the middle of the Inn and not at all in a quiet voice, she stated that she had “banged” Stephen’s brother Robert. Stephen certainly appeared stunned. Far more stunned than we are, Robert readily admits to being a man-whore and as much as Jade denies it, we all know deep down she’s a raging slut!

BRIGATH!!! The HAWTEST man in RhyDin made one of his drool worthy appearances on Twilight Island in order to face off against Keeper Etherean Esperwind! The challenge had historical significance for the Island as Esper had with his last defense tied Brig’s record in number of times defending a tower. Therefore, by challenging Esper, Brig had the chance of protecting the title he shares with Esper should he win and if Esper should win he had the opportunity to supersede Brig. Some of the Island’s best mages were there to witness the fireworks, including Lem, Topaz, and Illusia! It seemed most of the crowd was in Brig’s corner (and, really, who wouldn’t want to be in Brig’s corner?) but that wasn’t enough to get Brig a title back. Keeper Esper defended his right to hold the key to the Tower of Fire!

A Challenging Tuesday

Cute little Carley was having some trouble Tuesday night in the Inn! The darling blonde elf was spotted by our sources chasing a cat around the common room. Eventually, she was able to catch up with it and scruff it but the sight was entertaining while it lasted! Later she was spotted at the bar talking about Erin’s vacation. It appears our Cute Single Erin has left on holiday for a week or two. Oh, how we’ll miss her!

Amber and Jewell passed paths during a shift change. Sweet Amber was overheard saying that she works in the Inn because of all the great people while Jewell responded that she works at the Inn to keep up with all the juicy gossip!!! See, we knew Jewell was a woman after our own hearts!

Fantastic Jewell was wearing a soaking wet set of clothing that showed off more of her loooovely parts than we imagine her husband would prefer. Even sexy Panther seemed to take a double look! Right in front of Panther, Tristen wandered up to the bar asking to be “hit hard” and Jewell punched him hard in the face!!! Evidently all he was asking for was a drink. Somebody really needs to gain control of Jewell’s violent streak.

FLAWLESS Koy is the BEST Fashion Police EVAR!!!! Jade entered the Inn last night looking sexy and oooooh so classy in a light strawberry patterned strapless dress and was without her usual dark make-up. So summery and so fun! We bow down to you Koy for the changes in Jade! She looks MARVELOUS! We’re not worthy!!!

Taneth seemed a bit uneasy about Lucky’s presence. We suppose that spiders are something that even Taneth can’t find cute! She expressed her fear to Kitty that bugs eat people and The Gov reassured her that Lucky will not be eating anyone.

Darren was seen drinking and hanging out alone in the Inn with SOD teammate Rena. Rena’s man certainly hasn’t been seen in a while and Darren’s supposedly dating Sugar. It seems that even Sugar’s twin believes there’s something more going on between the pair!!! Is there trouble already in Darren and Sugar’s relationship???

The Overlord Challenge brought out a handful of RhyDin’s famous to support both the challenger Sarah “Stick” Allian and the Overlord Cletus Ganderfald. Stick just so happens to be the wife of Harris, the man whom Cletus beat to gain his title and Stick immediately issued challenge. We do love when the women get involved!!! Harris was there to support his foul-mouthed friend as was DoD-er and Stick’s close friend the FLAWLESS Fashion Officer Koy. On the Overlord’s side of the ring sat his rumored pregnant wife Arane and one of his employees Losden (who has recently issued challenge for the Seaside barony).

After solid back-to-back wins, Cletus earned the right to retain the title and the mansion on Overlord Island. Congratulations, Overlord Ganderfald!!!

Jaw Dropping Monday!

EFFORTLESS Kairee was in the Inn Monday night entertaining the male patrons with her many… charms!!! She exchanged fire tricks with the redheaded newcomer Cole. Kairee makes fire SEXY!!! Well, let’s face it. Kairee makes ANYTHING sexy.

With Cassie looking like she got dressed in the dark and Alain seemingly uninterested in her, your Gossip GangSTAR needs a new favorite couple. And what do you know? One has presented itself to us!!! Sinful Sid and her main man Scottie are too SMOKING HAWT for words. They were cuddling and engaged in some private conversation last night. We just DROOOOOOL on ourselves!

Shey was spotted hanging out in the Inn later in the night. Is anybody else wondering what became of her husband??? He was a regular fixture in the Inn but since their honeymoon, he has seemingly disappeared!!! Is Shey a black widow??? Did her husband just knock her up and run??? We have our sources working double time on that one!!!

Alright! It’s time to start taking bets!!! How long is Stephen going to last as Jewell’s husband before (a) killing someone, (b) returning to sea permanently, or (c) having a massive heart attack??? Hanzo made some silly suggestive comments to Jewell which Stephen evidently took offense to. Le sigh. How could he not have known what he was getting into when he married Jewell?!?!?

Our sources caught sight of Xeno in the Outback just as dueling began Monday night!!! He seemed charmed by dear sweet Uriko (as we all are)!!! Uriko’s a special girl. Not everyone can claim to have shared a bag of cookies with one of the most famed Overlords in the history of Duel of Swords!!!

JAW DROP!!!! FLAWLESS Koy somehow got Stick into a dress!!! This must be a sign of the Apocalypse! It was a lovely red charmeuse number with an asymmetric hem and an almost daring neckline. We sure hope Koy got tons and tons and tons and tons of pictures!!! We’re still flabbergasted on how she actually got Stick into a dress. Most of the interns are voting that Stick had been hypnotized.

Yay! Jenai is back!!! Hot Scaths rule the school and she’s definitely one of the HAWT-HAWT-HAWTest! She engaged in some girly greetings with Jewell and the pair were busy planning a girls’ night with SUUUUPER Des!!! Please, on everything holy, make it be a pajama party with a pillow fight and the whole shebang! What we wouldn’t give to sell tickets to that event!!!

Anubis was overheard calling Elly “cute”. WHAT?!?! Not that she’s isn’t cute because she most certainly is! It’s just that we didn’t realize that word was in his vocabulary!

Twilight Island was a buzz with the coming Archmage Tournament which shall take place this coming Monday night at 9 in the evening! The Isle’s best including Topaz and Esper were present to get in some practice before the big event! Of course, the engaged Gnome Lovers were present as well! Gnimish snuggled with his beloved Mel in between his calling duties. All together now — AWWWW!

Engaged Sunday

The HAWTest brother and sister duo in RhyDin were hanging out in the Inn on Sunday night — Cieara and Daniel!!! Their fun loving energy was brought down by Lydia who had joined the conversation. Lydia continues to be a GIANT bore and did not seem happy by Cieara recounting Cute Single Erin getting tipsy. For Pete’s sake!!! Somebody needs to get Lydia WASTED. Maybe she’ll remember how to smile.

Finally Cassie was looking like the Cassie we remember in a cute white knee-length dress with a ruched bodice! So perfectly summery! Cute Single Erin followed shortly after and was bumming it but she’s looked so darn adorable lately that we’ll give her a pass! They really brought the energy of the room back up! Lydia evidently couldn’t take all the positive energy and took off. Then the party really started with Jewell joining in on the party!

Daniel wasted no time in smooching on Erin! This guy sure has “playa” written all over him! Erin was quick to warn him that she doesn’t have long term potential. LOVE the girl!

Darren and his girlfriend’s twin Spice were hanging out at the bar together a bit flirtatiously. Color us shocked!!! Darren and the brunette twin were conspiring to get drunk when Eless (who was doing an excellent job tending!) nixed the idea. It seems Eless was a bit worried that Sid would be angry with her as Sid has been quite protective of the twins. The flirting came to a quick end when Cor cut short his socializing to return to that twin who he has been linked with in recent months.

Fight Night was all geared up in the Annex as well and Gnome Love was the theme of the night!!! The adorable Gnim and his sweet gnome baker Mel were overheard by our sources telling cute-as-a-button caller Rory that they are engaged!!! Rory was just as excited as we are! A gnome wedding!!! What could be better???

A quiet Saturday night!

Although the Inn wasn’t hopping like it normally is on a Saturday night, Sid had a crazy night behind the bar nonetheless! There was a nearly naked redheaded man whose name our sources never were able to catch. Evidently he was dressed only in a silk shirt and was not very verbal. Iiiinteresting. Also, there was a French-speaking cutie named Hannah who appears is a little lost and Sid was playing Welcome Committee to ease her mind a bit. Things were so busy that Sid put Taneth to work making the poor girl some juice with some of Taneth’s wonderfully fresh fruit!

Eless had a long chat with the lovely Sjira and introduced Connar as “handsome, although dim-witted at times”. Le sigh. Eless is just like Piper! Their snarky tongues keep getting in the way!!! Despite her playful insults (or perhaps because of them), the pair was heard laughing together well into the night! Too cute!

The Arena was a bit on the slow side as well but there were a handful of duelers giving Harris some matches to call. Second generation duelist Setiva was back in the Arena once again trying to brush up on her skills. She faced tough competition in one of the Arena’s most consistent female stars — Topaz. Setiva stuck with it but in the end experience won out. The young lady was quite respectful in her defeat.

Friday’s Chemistry Lesson

Cute Single Erin came in early Friday evening in a charming blue cotton sun dress and joined the dazzling Piper at the bar! These two should be BFF!!!! They are too adorable together. Sebastian came rolling in not long after and once again we were struck by just how PERFECT he and Piper are together. Unfortunately, their constant snarkiness makes it difficult for a connection to blossom. However, there’s no denying the CHEMISTRY is THERE!!!!

The Sex-tacular Chryrie took time out of her busy life-saving schedule to use her magic to turn Lydia’s green hair to a sexy auburn. It’s cute but Lydia’s still a stick in the mud. Maybe Chryrie should have turned it blonde so Lydia could have learned how to have fun. BLAH! In better news, Chryrie’s husband CK made a rare appearance in the Inn. It was cute to see her all snuggly and cuddly!

Antonio is never one to miss out on a business opportunity! He had a new shipment of fantastic silk and brought some with him to the Inn to show off. Before the night was over he had several buyers including EFFORTLESS Kairee (we’re still NOT worthy) and Former Lil’ Miss Anger Management Jewell.

Speaking of Antonio, we’re guessing he’ll probably show up a bit tired for his next shift. It seems that Kina was overheard saying that her daughter Cai was taking the rest of their brood for the weekend. How much you want to bet he took FULL ADVANTAGE of a little bit of alone time with the Mrs.? Mama Kina isn’t the only one getting a bit of loving! Cai was spotted with her man Nireck later in the evening!

Cai’s good friend Setiva was no where to be found in the Inn Friday night because she was too busy making a name for herself downstairs in the Arena! She took a solid win over Gabe proving that she really is a chip off the old block!!! We wonder if her new man will be intimidated by a girl who knows how to hold a sword???

Over in the Iron Fists Garden, Jewell watched Anubis get his first win of the season and began talking of how good he was. He’s 1-2!!! Jewell’s fascination with the slaver is getting a bit silly. Her husband better nip that in the bud!

Thursday’s Missing a Lady

Icer was in the Inn Thursday evening telling SMOKING HAWT Alain that her husband Aurthur, her father, and one of her sons has been captured!!! Icer was lamenting over the fact that because of her hatchlings she is unable to do much in the search for the three but that she is sure that they are still alive. Scary stuff!!!

Our sources overheard Nyx drop to Lyris that her birthday just passed!!! She bought herself some pretty material for a new belly dancing outfit but it does not sound as if she had a proper party. So sad!!! Well, happy birthday you sweet little dancer, you!

Maybe Chryrie should get a “Suuuuper” moniker as well! A stranger rushed into the Inn claiming that his friend was in need of a healer. Chryrie did not hesitate to lend her services and when she returned she stated that the woman’s life she’d been called on to heal had been saved. YAY, CHRYRIE! We HEART talented AND sexy women!!!

Grrrr. Cassie came around dressed like a hobo. Flip flops! Come on?!?! What professional woman wears flip flops in public??? Obviously she came looking for her man Alain. Perhaps if we were a woman like Cassie we’d keep a tight leash on our uber sexy man as well!!!

On a better note, Jade continued to look almost classy!!! She was dressed in a black dress with a thick red belt and her make-up was actually NOT overkill. We totally LOVE the new look. Way to go, FLAWLESS Koy! Score another for the Fashion Police!!! Jade also had a looovely accessory in fake brother Mark. Evidently he’s not her real brother but she calls him brother. The people of this city and all their fake relatives CONFUSE me!!! If you didn’t share a parent with the person you are NOT their sibling!!! Anyway, Mark has that dark shaggy-haired look that we ADORE. Cute boy! Would looooove to see more of that, if you know what we’re saying!

Late into the night our sources caught Eless and Connar in a private conversation in the Inn!!! Now this is certainly not the first time the pair have been caught in a flirtatious conversation. Our sources spotted them together already in early May. Make your move already, Connar!!! Sheesh!

There was lots of action in the Arena on Thursday night! Imp was the caller on duty and he, of course, was up to his usual amount of trouble. He made time to grope and lick a number of women including Aya, Rena, and Uriko. Cas was having a rough night. With his usual amount of charm and grace (in other words, a complete lack of either), he lost to both a gnome in Gnimish and a dwarf in Felix. To make himself feel better, he went about talking up all his other accomplishments for several hours. BORING! Way to go, Gnim and Felix!!!

We’d be amiss if we did not mention the posters that seem to be EVERYWHERE as well as the town crier echoing the news. It seems that our dear, wonderful Ms. Mercy has gone missing!!! Rumor has it that she was kidnapped by a mage in the Southern Glen several days ago!!! Pelnar is evidently quite distraught and has thrown himself into searching for his lovely lady. So sad!!! We hope that she is found soon!!

Wednesday’s Are For Summer Dresses!

What did we tell you about Brendan and Setiva??? We know RhyDin Love and this couple has “fast-moving” written all over them. Wednesday night in the Inn Brendan was already meeting Setvia’s mother, Illusia. We’re right on track for an engagement within two weeks.

We know that this will get us in a lot of trouble for even mentioning but we are FEARLESS!!! We just don’t like Lydia with Grem. He’s super duper and handsome and she’s spectacularly unhappy ALL THE TIME! Our sources saw Lydia’s employee Carley hanging out in the Inn with Grem on Wednesday evening and we heard that they were absolutely adorable together! Although, Carley is certainly young, we think this pair would make a muuuuuch better couple than Lydia and Grem!

Speaking of women that we no longer like, Cassie is quickly making that list!!! Is there a female other than Erin in RhyDin who she gets along with??? She barged in on a witty (and sexy!) debate between Sebastian and the uber gorgeous Piper in order to talk nothings to Sebastian and shoot Piper nasty looks. And juuuuust when it looked like Sebastian was actually going to make a connection with a single, beautiful woman, Cassie took him away for a late dinner. GAH!

After attracting attention for all the wrong reasons the past week (drama with her man, poor fashion decisions), Jewell showed up in the Inn looking STUNNING in a white sun dress with a delicate cherry pattern. Love it! And her and Stephen seemed to be on good turns. They were flirty and playful with one another all night!

Jewell wasn’t the only one looking her best!!! We were shocked to hear that Jade walked in dressed in a lovely, summery dress with TASTEFUL makeup!!! Color us completely SHOCKED!!! Good for her! It’s sad seeing such pretty girls wearing such horrid outfits.

There was no shortage of action in the Outback!!! New Fists caller Lem witnessed his first challenge match as Shadoweaver holder Jaycy faced off against Vanion. After three duels, Vanion earned the right to hold the Opal for now.

After a brief visit from his cute as a button wife Rory, Sartan found himself in a match of the old guard versus the new as he faced off against Jason! Two HAWTIES in a ring!!! Someone should have sold tickets. Jason took a solid win for the new guard and we’re already calling for a rematch!

Tuesday’s Marriage Shaker

In the early hours of Tuesday night, Setiva and Brendan were back to engaging in lip locks in the Inn and exchanging whispered sweet little nothings!!! What’s the over/under on how long it is until these two are married with a set of triplets??? We’ve decided four months. Speaking of a coupled pair, Setiva’s friend Cailet has been busying herself with a young man by the name of Nireck. This foursome has been spending a good deal of time hanging out with one another.

Grem tried to get a smile out of sour-faced Lydia but she remained a depressing weight on the Inn! For crying out loud!!! This woman is beautiful, has a wonderful sister, great friends, and a successful business. Why is she always so grim-faced???

Jewell was NOT having a good night!!! Darren was giving Stephen very vivid details about Jewell’s raging bachelorette party. Stephen seemed none too pleased with the information and details of sin and debauchery that his wife (or future wife at the time) was engaged in that night. Tristen went as far to suggest that Jewell’s BRAND SPANKING NEW marriage might already be on the rocks!!! DRAMA! We HEART it!!!

Stephen went on to take things a step too far as Stephen and Jewell are prone to doing when it comes to violence. Stephen actually pulled a gun on Darren!!! We guess Lil’ Miss Anger Management sure did find a perfect mate. No shots were fired as Stephen stormed out, leaving Jewell a bit teary eyed. A marriage in trouble after just two weeks!!! This has to be a record even for Jewell!!!

Jewell seemed in a bit more confident mood about her marriage a couple hours later when SMASHING Issy walked through the door. The pair briefly gabbed about Jewell’s marriage status and made a few suggestive comments about being a newlywed. It was so good to hear that SMASHING Issy was out and about!!! Evidently patrols in the West End have taken up a large chunk of her time.

Long time no see!!! Gork walked right into the Outback out of the blue on Tuesday night. Harris and Sartan appeared a bit stunned to see him. After that brief moment of surprise, however, the boys were back to shooting their one-liners at him… and at each other, of course! Gork seemed more than a little rusty!! He took a pretty rough beating from Uriko.

Speaking of rough beatings, the Lizard Man Bran faced off in a challenge match against Harris, holder of the Ice Dancer opal. Bran was able to take the first match but was soundly thumped in the second two, allowing Harris to remain as an opal holder. Harris’s wife Stick was there for the festivities and spent some time hanging out with her lovely friend FLAWLESS Koy. Once again, Man-tastic Matt seemed to paying little attention to her. Le sigh.