EFFORTLESS Kairee was in the Inn Monday night entertaining the male patrons with her many… charms!!! She exchanged fire tricks with the redheaded newcomer Cole. Kairee makes fire SEXY!!! Well, let’s face it. Kairee makes ANYTHING sexy.

With Cassie looking like she got dressed in the dark and Alain seemingly uninterested in her, your Gossip GangSTAR needs a new favorite couple. And what do you know? One has presented itself to us!!! Sinful Sid and her main man Scottie are too SMOKING HAWT for words. They were cuddling and engaged in some private conversation last night. We just DROOOOOOL on ourselves!

Shey was spotted hanging out in the Inn later in the night. Is anybody else wondering what became of her husband??? He was a regular fixture in the Inn but since their honeymoon, he has seemingly disappeared!!! Is Shey a black widow??? Did her husband just knock her up and run??? We have our sources working double time on that one!!!

Alright! It’s time to start taking bets!!! How long is Stephen going to last as Jewell’s husband before (a) killing someone, (b) returning to sea permanently, or (c) having a massive heart attack??? Hanzo made some silly suggestive comments to Jewell which Stephen evidently took offense to. Le sigh. How could he not have known what he was getting into when he married Jewell?!?!?

Our sources caught sight of Xeno in the Outback just as dueling began Monday night!!! He seemed charmed by dear sweet Uriko (as we all are)!!! Uriko’s a special girl. Not everyone can claim to have shared a bag of cookies with one of the most famed Overlords in the history of Duel of Swords!!!

JAW DROP!!!! FLAWLESS Koy somehow got Stick into a dress!!! This must be a sign of the Apocalypse! It was a lovely red charmeuse number with an asymmetric hem and an almost daring neckline. We sure hope Koy got tons and tons and tons and tons of pictures!!! We’re still flabbergasted on how she actually got Stick into a dress. Most of the interns are voting that Stick had been hypnotized.

Yay! Jenai is back!!! Hot Scaths rule the school and she’s definitely one of the HAWT-HAWT-HAWTest! She engaged in some girly greetings with Jewell and the pair were busy planning a girls’ night with SUUUUPER Des!!! Please, on everything holy, make it be a pajama party with a pillow fight and the whole shebang! What we wouldn’t give to sell tickets to that event!!!

Anubis was overheard calling Elly “cute”. WHAT?!?! Not that she’s isn’t cute because she most certainly is! It’s just that we didn’t realize that word was in his vocabulary!

Twilight Island was a buzz with the coming Archmage Tournament which shall take place this coming Monday night at 9 in the evening! The Isle’s best including Topaz and Esper were present to get in some practice before the big event! Of course, the engaged Gnome Lovers were present as well! Gnimish snuggled with his beloved Mel in between his calling duties. All together now — AWWWW!