Rumor has it that YUMMY Ewan was overheard Monday night telling Kitty to have Elly sign him up for the auction to benefit her clinc!!! INSERT FAN BOY SCREAM HERE!!! We are totally going to start saving up our money now! Ewan is an absolute dish…. even if he did dump the DIVINE Storm!!! We can’t help but forgive him.

Not only are we told that Ewan was out and about but Sid and her man Scottie were also spotted!!! Dreamy sigh! Sid was not too happy with Darren’s recent…. adventures. She slung one zinger after another his way while tending bar. You don’t mess with Den Mama Sid’s cubs!!!

According to what we’ve heard despite all the pretty faces in the Inn, the real party on Monday night was in the Outback!!! As that is where the girls of DoD (including Rena, PJ, and Charlie) had gathered some of their closest girlfriends (Piper, Erin, Taneth, and later in the night Lassie Cassie) to celebrate Koy’s wedding (which is this Sunday!) with LOOOOOTS of alcohol and girl talk!!!

We hear things got preeeeeetty wild!

The SLUTTACIOUS PJ was seen flashing her panties several times! Piper was overheard describing the man of her dreams in vivid and NAUGHTY details! Taneth was seen throwing back shots… of apple juice… and dancing in circles with Koy until they both fell over in exhaustion!!! Even SMASHING Issy joined in on the fun — alternating between turning down G’nort’s advances and snickering at the girls’ antics!

Cor was also spotted enjoying the ladies drunken debauchery! He was overheard flirting with SLUTTACIOUS Charlie and Cute Single Erin who were entangled in one another and, evidently, promising some sort of “two for one” deal. Good Boy Cor once again proved that we may have labeled him incorrectly by considering the deal!!! Iiiinteresting how he skewers Bad Boy Darren for his many leering incidents for not being true to his girlfriend but doesn’t seem to be all that hard set on being monogamous to her twin! MAJOR hypocrite!!!

After muuuuch alcohol was consumed and the girls had talked of everything from sex to dress shopping for the big event, they eventually stumbled home in pairs. A very entertaining night to say the least!!!

We are SUPER happy for FLAWLESS Koy and her MAN-tastic Matt!!! We cannot wait until Sunday night!!! We’re planning on being there in our finest!

Jewell was also spotted in the Outback but she didn’t join in the festivities. She had a quiet night talking with G’nort about marriage and dueling. She certainly didn’t appear well again. We’re still not completely buying this pregnancy rumor!

All in all it was a FANTASTIC night of gossip! We cannot wait to watch the fallout!