Saturday night found Darren AGAIN looking forlorn at the bar. This time he was discussing his relationship woes with the looovely Piper. We wonder if Darren ever thought that if he quit hitting on everything in a skirt, he might not have relationship woes. Our Piper CERTAINLY didn’t mince words with Bad Boy Darren. She quite clearly told him that if Sugar was having issues with his flirtatious encounters with other women and he wanted to have a healthy relationship with Sugar then he should STOP THE FLIRTATIOUS ENCOUNTERS!!!

Even with as bluntly as Piper speaks, we still don’t think it sank in.

A mini RU/DoD convention commenced as Baker, Evie, Rena, and Charlie were all spotted at… well, where else? The Inn’s bar. Derek and Piper joined them for a conversation that was at the best of times hard to follow and at the worst down right naughty! Baker was, in fact, overheard asking Piper how much she charged for…. well, pleasuring men. Needless to say, the DoD girls were not pleased with his manners!!!

Down in the Inn’s basement Arena, Gabe was overheard telling G’nort and the caller on duty Rhaine that he is planning on marrying TRASH-tastic Jade. It was unclear if he had already asked or not… and we probably just gave away the surprise because you KNOW TRASH-tastic Jade is a fan of yours truly! All we can say is… 3 weeks. Tops. This one will set a new record in the time it takes them to get from the chapel to their attorney’s office.

Jewell was spotted in the Iron Fists Garden for her match looking a bit under the weather and quite thin!!! Now rumor has it that she’s pregnant and, if so, somebody needs to get the girl a cheeseburger. Absolutely NO baby bump so far. Our sources tell us that she’s been telling people that she’s been quite ill. Is the blue-haired fae being hit hard by morning sickness?