Drakko FINALLY returned to his lovely Julie Wednesday night!!! It’s about darn time! He certainly seemed apologetic for his absence and was practically begging for her forgiveness. As he should! Julie is the sweetest and most loyal woman to grace this city! Only time will tell if Drakko is smart enough to realize what he’s got.

HEIFER Jewell strutted herself into the Inn in a blue dress that showed off waaaaay too much of those extra pounds she’s been putting on lately. In fact, it reminded us of that old Jello jingle! You know? “Watch it wiggle! Watch it jiggle! J-E-L-L-O!” She certainly was a-wigglin’ and a-jigglin’! Step away from the dinner table, HEIFER Jewell!!!

Well, the night wasn’t a good one for HEIFER Jewell! She was ARRESTED!!! Yes, you read that right! She was ARRESTED!!! Evidently her anger management issues have finally come back to haunt her. She was handcuffed and charged with assaulting Bad Boy Darren with a chalkboard! Jewell FLIPPED her wig and started screaming and cursing Darren…. who also was in the room. Hilarious! We are in stitches!

In the Outback, Vinny was seen with his woman Querylon getting a couple duels in. He seems like ALMOST a completely different person when she’s around!!! Note, we did say “almost”. He advised Big Will Wulfson that he better have the Tower cleaned out because he’s coming to take it from him!!! Ooooh! Them’s fightin’ words, son!!! We love magic trash talk!

Vinny and Querylon weren’t the only husband/wife duo in the Outback that night. Cute peppy Rory was seen in a conversation that seemed to make no sense with her hubby Sartan. That girl is still half-crazed!!! We TOTALLY blame Sartan for whatever her issue is. He’s acting mighty sketchy about it!!!

We’ve got a feeling that Kaja would not be kosher with the amount of time and cuddling that G’nort’s been sharing with cat-girl Isis! What is with all these cat-girls moving in on taken men??? Man, would it not be HAWT if Kaja came back for a mud wrestling match with Isis??? DROOL WORTHY!