Own it, Saturday!
Saturday night gave us further proof that TRASH-tastic Jade has absolutely no respect for women! She was spotted at the bar hitting on Bloody Psycho Ex-Girlfriend Sera’s man, Darkmere. Darkmere is CLEARLY not into her!!! TRASH-tastic Jade seems to be getting a bit desperate. She even seemed to get a bit down in the dumps when SPLENDIFEROUS Kairee was asking Wolv about his girl Kaspar. Wolv’s another man that isn’t swayed by TRASH-tastic Jade!!! He’s staying true to his gal!!! We LOVE to see that!!!
…Perhaps TRASH-tastic Jade is losing her touch! She and Gabe have been broken up for a couple weeks and STILL doesn’t have a boyfriend to cheat on and make look like a fool.
The nexus was not kind to a dirty-mouthed redhead named Emmie who found herself in RhyDin much to her chagrin. She seemed quite terrified and even screamed out loud when she spotted Icer!!! SPLENDIFEROUS Kairee attempted to reassure the lovely lass as to where she was and Icer tried to convince her that she wouldn’t have it but she was having NONE OF IT!!!
Oddly enough it was Darkmere who came to the girl’s aid and calmed her down!!! Perhaps being with Sera is smoothing out his rough edges?
Den Mama Sid showed up for her Saturday night shift which was full of its typical unruliness!!! And she was full of her typical SEXINESS!!! We DROOOOOOL over Den Mama Sid! She kept the drinks coming to Gabe and attempted to ease his sorrows. It seems that Gabe has a pretty cheery outlook considering he dumped his cute girlfriend for a psycho who later burned down his house! He’s just concentrating on rebuilding his life to where it was pre-Jade. Good luck, Gabe!
We just could NOT get enough of Malibu in IFL so we were over joyed when our sources told us that he was spotted in the basement Arena!!! He proved that he’s even more of a talent in armed combat than he was in unarmed! He took a clear cut win over Topaz who was busy cursing herself for dueling before loading up on caffeine! Now we know Topaz’s secret to success! How much do you want to bet that all the TDL arenas will make sure that there is no coffee being served the nights Topaz comes to visit?!?!?
Mr. Infamous Lupton remembered how to find his way into the depths of the Arena!!! He was seen chatting up another oldie in the very bad kitty Onyx and both of them got in a couple duels! Onyx was in her typically SLUTTACIOUS gear which included a latex dress. Now we refer to a lot of women as SLUTTACIOUS but none of them own it like Onyx owns it!!! It’s so wrong that it’s almost good!!!
Posted: August 31, 2007 under Daily Gossip.
Tags: darkmere, emmie, gabe, jade, kairee, kaspar, lupton, malibu, onyx, sera, sid, topaz
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