The reception aboard the Missus Mallie in the Hylan Harbor was just as extravagant as the ceremony! A calypso band played while guests rubbed elbows and dined on their choice of lobster, prime rib, or jerked chicken on the main deck inside the long dining hall. The blushing bride and grinning groom were jovial and the guests seemed to be having a grand time!

The spectacular list of who’s who that attended would be much too long to get into but we will trudge on with some highlights of what happened!

Gav was seen with his wife (who performed the ceremony) mingling for a bit and toasting the couple with champagne before ducking out for his shift behind the bar in the Inn. Gnimish and Sandy were spotted partaking in the champagne drinking and snogging in a corner!!! Too cute!!

Brale Brother Baker and DoDer Evie took a quiet leave just after the ceremony, making several naughty jokes about what they would do on Evie’s famous Batman sheets. Before they managed to zip off, however, Good Boy Cor cornered them to discuss the possibility of them marrying. Who wouldn’t want to see a union between the Brale Brothers and DoD?!?! It’s like a match made in HEAVEN!!!

Speaking of Good Boy Cor, he was noticeably dateless. Rumor has it that he’s been dating the brunette tender twin Spice but he hasn’t been seen in her presence in public in quite some time. Could Cor have already lost a second girl this year??? Poor guy! As for her twin’s man, Bad Boy Darren… well, he was spotted at the reception spending a bit of time with the adorable Uriko who seemed to be his date for the evening! Even wonderfully bubbly Taneth stayed and bounced around for a bit!

Cas showed up just in time for the reception with a present for the bride and groom. He even dropped his sour face to bestow a smile or two upon the happy couple as well as some of his old friends, including Jaycy and Caedia. He looked on in abject horror as G’nort, then Caedia, and finally Cor took to the stage to serenade the happy couple. Speaking of which, who knew Caedia could sing?!?! Girlfriend’s got herself a NICE set of pipes!

Her husband and RhyDin’s HAWTEST father, Kheld, didn’t entirely forget her! It seems their kids were sick and he wanted to wait until they were all bedded down before leaving them with the sitter! AWWW! So cute! Caedia and Kheld certainly seem to appear to be still going strong!!!

One of our sources CLAIM to have spotted the elusive Tareth Thorn who is Caedia’s brother and had a long term relationship with his Company of the Dragon teammate, Charlie. In fact, Charlie supposedly broke up with Cor claiming she was still in love with Tareth several months back. Considering Charlie was seen leaving the party in G’nort’s company, we doubt these rumors are true. However, we have our sources keeping an eye out to see if he’s spotted again!

The DoD girls were being very vague about the noticeable absence of DoDer and close friend of both the bride and groom, PJ. They seemed to be attempting to keep the fact that she didn’t show up away from Koy so as not to upset her. Charlie was overheard telling Koy that PJ had showed up late and left just after the ceremony because she was feeling under the weather. PJ, however, was never spotted any where near the New Haven event. There’s an unconfirmed report that she showed up at Mercy General Emergency Room last night with injuries consistent with a motorcycle accident!!! There’s no word on her condition or if she is still in the hospital!!!

Cute Single Erin was seen chatting up her date Jacek during the reception. The pair seemed quite taken in conversation with one another!!! We HEART how Erin is working this single thing!!!

All in all, it was a GORGEOUS wedding and is certainly one of THE social events of the year! Matt and Koy seemed utterly happy and their friends seemed thrilled for the pair of them. All that’s left to say is exactly what was spelled out in fireworks as soon as Koy and Matt were pronounced husband and wife — FINALLY!!!

Congratulations, Matt and Koy Simon!!!