Thursday night immediately began with a depressing start as Rhy sobbed into Ryo’s shoulder over Lang’s many failings as a boyfriend. A man cheats on you once, definitely his fault. If he cheats on you once, you take him back, and he cheats on you again? Well, don’t you share a bit of blame in your own heart ache? Well, Rhy’ll be happy to know that Ryo laid into Lang later about his cheating ways. We don’t think it did much good, though.

We’re growing tired of heartbreak. I know it’s that time of year. All the summer romances coming to an end. Yadda, yadda. But, come on? Isn’t there one hot, new couple to get behind? A upcoming nuptial to look forward to? We’re dying here! Isn’t there anybody that will step up to the plate?

Speaking of heartbreak, Sweet Sugar was spotted in the common room of the Inn for the first time since her VERY public break-up with Darren and the drama that followed. Sugar was kept mighty busy tending bar and attempting to break up fights. It seems that Phillipe just can’t seem to keep his hands off other people’s property. Sugar spent most of her night attempting to make sure that the other patrons didn’t murder the man!

Bad Boy Darren’s got some nerve! He actually came in and attempted to convince Sugar to talk to him. She seemed polite enough but no deep conversation ever occurred. The loooovely Eless kept an eye on Sugar alllll night in that den motherly sort of way of Sid’s. We HEART Eless!!!! Tucker joined Sugar behind the bar a bit later and, man, if looks could kill Darren would have dropped dead!!! Tucker clearly didn’t like the idea of Bad Boy Darren being anywhere NEAR Sugar!

While “break-up” was the word of the night in the Inn, hormones were running rampant in the basement Arena. The single women of the Arena seemed a bit… crazy!

…Even cute Uriko was looking for a man! She was overheard by our sources playfully looking for a husband. G’nort volunteered his son while Imp volunteered his cousins! Thankfully, Uriko didn’t take either of them up on the offer!

Hawtie Pirate Teagan tried her darnedest to lay a lip-smacker on Space Man Sartan while the pair were dueling. Sartan managed to avoid it and gave a stern lecture about how his lips belonged to his wife and his wife alone!!! He’s so ADORABLE!!! It’s really too bad his wife is… well, as crazy as a jay bird. Rory did appear later in the night and P-Imp attempted to cause some problems between the married pair by repeating what had happened earlier. Rory seemed to take it coolly enough but did give Teagan a lecture about attempting to kiss other women’s husbands.

G’nort’s little mistress Alex was up to all sorts of trouble Thursday night in the Arena as well!!! She was spotted SITTING ON GOOD BOY COR’S LAP AND KISSING ON HIM!!! NO LIE!!! Even Cute Single Erin was being flirty with Cor and… well, everybody else! In fact, there was at least one mention of some girl-on-girl action between she and Alex!!!

What a crazy, crazy Thursday night!

Posted: September 30th, 2007 under Daily Gossip.
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Wednesday started off with a highly intellectual debate (read: schoolyard during recess) between Lang and Brian (the un-Ravelock one). Things got pretty heated with Brian zinging in a couple about Lang’s propensity to change women about as often as he changes bath water. HILARIOUS! We don’t know who would have won a physical fight between the two but Brian certainly won the battle of the wits! We were unimpressed with Lang’s “it takes a moron to know a moron” comeback. Brian’s gal, Bloody Psycho Sera, showed up on the scene to break the argument up before it turned into a scuffle. Awwww! What a bummer!

Sera’s distraction technique briefly failed when the target of Lang’s frequent dumpings Rhy arrived and was immediately ALL OVER Brian. She hugged on him right in front of Sera…. who appeared right stunned! Poor Sera! Not again!!! Well, thankfully for her, it appears she might have actually found a loyal one this time!!! Brian was quick to cast off Rhy and escorted Sera out for a more quiet night.

What is it with the craziness in this town??? It’s spreading!!! Our favorite little muffin of positive energy Taneth has been seen around town acting as if she doesn’t know ANY of her former friends. Ewan tried to break through to her Wednesday night in the Inn but it seems as if NOBODY can get through to her. She doesn’t remember ANYBODY!!! Poor, dear Taneth!

Carpenter Hunk Glenn was spotted with Luscious Lydia and DoD-er Rena having a conversation over drinks. Are we the only ones who find it a bit curious that Lydia is spotted in the company of Glenn far more often than she’s spotted in the company of her man Grem. If we were Grem, we’d put a ring on that green-haired beauty’s finger RIGHT QUICK before Glenn snatches her away!!! Our sources tell us that later in the night Lydia was getting attention from another interested male — Aaron. He was attempting to get Lydia to share a drink with him but ended up settling on conversation at the table in question. Lydia’s getting AWFULLY popular, Grem!!! Maybe green is the new blonde!!!

Posted: September 29th, 2007 under Daily Gossip.
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There’s a new dark-haired beauty named Adrianna turning heads!!! Wowzer! She’s a hawt little tamale! One head in particular she’s turning??? Phillippe! He was spotted having an intimate chat with the little cutie Tuesday night in the Inn. We think we’re going to LOVE this girl. She’s got DRAMA QUEEN written alllll over her!

Lang was overheard by our sources telling the seeeexy Aaron that he has broken up with Rhy…. AGAIN! That would certainly explain Rhy’s haggard looking appearance earlier in the day. Man oh man! We love these on-again/off-again couples. We doubt this is the last time these two will break up!!! We think Lang just likes steamy make-up sex!!!

…Or maybe Lang has eyes on another? He was busy propositioning The Gov Kitty while Aaron was trying to get her to promise to set him up with one of her friends. Iiiiinteresting.

The dark-haired twin Spice was spotted briefly in the Outback while her boyfriend Good Boy Cor was calling duels. She certainly did not look well after the events of Monday night. G’naughty G’nort was seen giving her the evil eye but, thankfully, he kept his beating on women to the rings!!!

FLAWLESS Koy was seen in the Outback as well looking absolutely flawless as always! She was dressed in a black crepe dress which was belted at the waist. And, in fact, she dueled in that very same outfit!!! This girl is absolutely FIERCE!

It appears Dakota may have found a home in the Outback. He was seen getting in a couple fights on Tuesday night. It seems like a perfect fit! It’s one place where his foul-mouth and ill-temper will fit right in with the general populace!!!

There certainly was some drama going down on Twilight Island. Lucien and Topaz seemed to get into it over some unknown issue. Relationship drama is yuuuummy! It appears Topaz wanted to accompany Lucien on a trip that he didn’t want her to. When he left without her, she left shortly after to follow him!!!

Posted: September 29th, 2007 under Daily Gossip.
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HAWT! That’s really all we can say about Maia and Harry who were seen together again this past Monday night in the Red Dragon Inn. This coupling is MAJORLY HAWT!!! Now we’ve always known that Maia is spectacularly spicy but Harry’s always been that cute guy next door type. Evidently Maia’s gotten under his skin because he’s gotten…. SEXY!!!

Our Evie and her Brale Brother Baker were spotted at the bar drinking up a storm and causing problems. We HEART their witty banter and silliness. In fact, we want these two to be the next (in)famous couple in RhyDin to get married!!! HOW MUCH FUN WOULD THAT WEDDING BE?!?! Everybody would be snuckered before the ceremony even began!

As if Maia and Harry weren’t enough HAWT for one blog entry, two of RhyDin’s CLASSIEST ladies — Cieara and Eless — were spotted chatting with one another in the Inn. DROOOOOOL!!! These two should teach classes for the trashy women of the Inn. You can be SEXY AND DEMURE! They’re not mutually exclusive terms. Learn it! Live it! Blah. Anyway, we suppose even Cieara cannot be perfect. It seems her little flirtation with Veighn continues on. Yuck. Just typing his name makes us want to take a shower.

Posted: September 28th, 2007 under Daily Gossip.
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Typically we start our blogs with the drama that took place in the Red Dragon Inn as it tends to be the biggest source of juicy gossip. However, Monday night it was not the Inn but the Outback that seemed to be the epicenter of a serious DRAMA EARTHQUAKE!!!

In the midst of the cycle’s Panther’s Claw Tournament being overseen by SUUUUPER Des, some MAJOR break-up action went down. Evidently cute, peppy Sugar saw the Gossip GangSTAR’s latest blog which mentioned that her man Bad Boy Darren (and, man, has he earned that moniker now!) went up to the room of Cute Single Erin!!! Sugar was LIVID!!!

She stormed into the Outback and laid into Erin while her sister Spice begged her to stop. It seems that Sugar’s anger was wrecking havoc on the magical bond the twins share. Darren stood aside and watched shamefully as Sugar laid one heck of a curse on Erin and then a similar one on Bad Boy Darren. Both Cute Single Erin and Bad Boy Darren looked like they wanted to crawl under a rock and die!

In the middle of this, G’naughty G’nort (who was a participant in the tournament) decided to stick his big nose into the drama. He was overheard calling Sugar a “banshee”! WHATEVER!!! Spice didn’t take too kindly to the insults against her sister and under the influence of that magic, she hauled off and punched G’nort!!! GOOD FOR HER!!! Unfortunately, he decided to hit her back. WHAT A GIANT IDIOT! Thankfully, Mini Frank Cor (who evidently is still dating the dark-haired twin) stepped in to pull Spice away which seemed to help bring her back under control.

Needless to say Bad Boy Darren and Sweet Sugar are OVER!!! And this break-up supersedes even the MARVELOUSLY DRAMATIC fall-out of Bloody Psycho Sera and her Dameon. This gets an immediate spot in our countdown of BEST BREAK-UPS EVAR!!!

….no, the drama didn’t stop there either!

For some odd reason, Unwashed Pirate Stephen and HEIFER Jewell, who were there to watch the tournament but spent most of their time threatening to take their clothes off, got into it withG’naughty G’nort. G’nort was evidently making all sorts of friends. Stephen lunges at G’nort but somehow tackled Good Boy Cor instead. We LOVED to see HEIFER Jewell and G’naughty G’nort go toe-to-toe!!! The battle of RhyDin’s Biggest Ego Whore!

In the midst of it all, Snaggle-toothed Cassie sat and whined the tune of “Why can’t we all just get along?”

SUUUUPER Des was evidently too busy running around the Outback attempting to track down a thief to stop the out of ring antics. See, she really is a super hero! And the Outback’s Big Boss Man-tastic Matt also seemed uninterested in the drama. He was evidently too busy planning his new business with his equally Man-tastic new partner Sartan and avoiding looks of DEATH from his new wife FLAWLESS Koy… who is evidently NOT at all happy about her husband’s new business venture.

Speaking of Sartan, our sources have FINALLY confirmed to us that he is finally admitting that there is something wrong with his wife Rory. The exact details are vague but she has evidently suffered some sort of ailment and her condition is permanent. We hear that he has threatened violence against whomever spreads rumors of her, uh, disability. We’re not scared!!! Come and get it, big boy!!! We like it rough!!!

Our sources also have reported back to us that there was some sort of girl-on-girl action between Alex (the girl version) and Pirate-Girl Teagan!!! We, unfortunately, have no confirmation of this report and, even more sadly, no photographic evidence. Le sigh!

Oh, and there was dueling among all this chaos as well!!! G’naughty G’nort evidently stopped causing problems long enough to make it into the final round but he was stopped from taking the title by DoD-er Rena!!! And guess what??? DoD-er Rena’s man was STILL not present. What’s up with that???

Anyway, congratulations, Rena, for being able to concentrate on fighting in that mess!!!

Posted: September 28th, 2007 under Tournaments.
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We HEART when boys are being boys!!! Darren and Stitch were up to some manly chest thumping Sunday night in the Red Dragon Inn over…. well, tea. Okay, so it wasn’t a manly subject they were arguing about and no punches were thrown but…. You know, on second thought, it was kind of a girly argument. Sheesh!!! Piper was there to witness it first hand and, according to our sources, she was left quite dumbfounded by the pointlessness of the conversation.

Lydia showed up with a face full of make-up and a fairly… revealing outfit. Our sources were unsure if this was some sort of silly Nexus trick or if Lydia had taken a wrong turn in her fashion journey but either way the general consensus was a giant ICK!!! Even Grem seemed not pleased with the slutting up of his girl.

As if life with HEIFER Jewell and her pirate husband Stephen couldn’t get any weirder, things took another turn down the twisty round of STRANGE. Stephen somehow (and we’d rather not know the details, thank you very much) got a marble stuck up his nose. Jewell offered to yank it out (YUCK!) only to have him sneeze it out. The nasty marble struck her in the cheek before landing in the cup of an unsuspecting patron. We really don’t even know where to start on these two anymore. Soooo… insert your own joke here.

While Cackling Cassie was in the Inn downing tequila and telling anybody who would listen how loyal she was to her boyfriend, said boyfriend was downstairs joking and sharing a flask with DoD-er Charlie. The pair received more than one curious glance from their friends gathered, including Naughty G’nort and Cute Single Erin!

Naughty G’nort certainly had no room to talk as his questionable relationship with UBER HAWT Alex continued to blossom. The pair continued to discuss getting a permission slip to have sex with one another from G’nort’s wife. THAT should be an interesting conversation!!! We, however, are reaaaally starting to fall for this Alex chick.

Cute Single Erin spent the night getting her groove on as well. After facing Alain in a couple matches, she spent some time in a flirty conversation with Cas, Naughty G’nort, and his Alex before heading back upstairs to the Inn. By the time she stumbled her way up to the Inn, our sources advise us that she was LIT! The drinking continued there with Bad Boy Darren…. and, in the shocker of all shockers, the pair was seen headed upstairs together!!! NO LIE!!! Darren and Erin sitting in a tree. K. I. S. S. I. N. G. OMG, Batman!!! Now THAT is one heck of a one-night stand!!!

The luscious Swords caller Teagan wasn’t calling Sunday night. Instead, she was battling fiercely in the rings! And let us tell you, that girl will do anything to get a duel!!! She was seen in Soerl’s lap, trying to convince him to get into a ring with her. He, of course, obliged the beautiful lady. We’re curious to see if this goes any further!!! She’s a baaaaad girl but, man, do we love it!

FLAWLESS Koy was spotted in the Arena as well. Evidently, she had just returned from a business trip. Our sources adamantly advised us that Man-tastic Matt was incredibly antsy to talk to her. We’re sure “talking” isn’t the only thing he wanted to do to her! MEOW!

Posted: September 24th, 2007 under Daily Gossip.
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Yuuuuummmm! SMASHING Issy made our night Saturday night by strutting her HAWT stuff around the Red Dragon Inn! How we love her! She downed some whiskey while chatting with TRASH-tastic Jade. We’d need alcohol too to get through a conversation with her!!!

Frat Boy Matt was also strutting his stuff — in a dress, stiletto heels, a blonde wig and some seriously horrendous make-up! He certainly doesn’t make a pretty woman!!! Evidently Matt had lost a bet to Frat Boy Gage who was present and seemingly quite pleased with his work. Gage was overheard trying to convince Matt to take his hairy legs for a wax. We don’t even think that could help make those hairy legs more appealing in a dress.

Remember how we were just wondering how Lang gets so much female attention??? Well, our sources spotted him spending time with yet ANOTHER hottie Saturday night. He was seen discussing the rebuilding situation with the lovely Kacey. She definitely has potential!!!

The Arena was pretty dead Saturday night. Perhaps after fighting zombies all week long, people were tuckered out on violence. With no action in the Arena, some of the Arena’s regulars were seen hanging out in the Inn. DoD-er Rena was seen chatting with a fellow warlord in Rand. They certainly seemed chummy and left us wondering if Rand is Boy Toy Val’s replacement! They discussed their views on the current political state of the Duel of Swords and the need to reinvigorate the barons! How we’d love to see them lead that charge!!!

…And just when you thought you were surprised to the degree that Maia seems to have gone public with her relationship with Harry, she surprises us again! She was seen looking all sorts of snuggly with him Saturday night as the crowd thinned out. We’re starting to be swayed towards thinking this pairing might actually be seriously HAWT!

Posted: September 24th, 2007 under Daily Gossip.
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As if to answer the question of whether or not they are/are not dating, Maia and Harry wandered into the Red Dragon Inn Friday night TOGETHER!!! Two grown adults out on a Friday night having drinks and calling each other “love”??? Sounds like a date to me!!! We get the feeling that Maia’s the type of woman that would try to bash our head in for suggesting she was on a date. Unfortunately for her, that sort of thing turns us on so…. date, date, date, date!!!

Antonio made sure that the pair had one heck of a dinner — some thick steaks, heaping baked potatoes, and salad. The date was often interrupted by those offering their thanks for the pair’s zombie fighting efforts and others asking where they should send supplies that they wish to donate. No rest for the weary, we suppose. However, we do wish to send in our thanks for the efforts of all those that were involved in braining the zombies, including Maia and Harry!

Lydia and Alain spent a bit of time gabbing. Alain sure spends time with a lot of good-looking women, no??? Evidently, Carley got thrown in jail!!! OH NO!!! HOW DARE THEY?!?! This is ridiculous! Law and order in this city is a joke! The Gov Kitty should be ashamed! We’re outraged! How could someone do that to dear, sweet Carley?!?!

What is it with all the cute but crazy women in this town??? Taneth was overheard stating that she’d never been to the Inn before and appeared quite confused. She didn’t even seem to recognize her good friend Guthorm. That’s certainly odd. We do hope that there is nothing wrong with her!!!

DoD-er Charlie was overheard lecturing Cute Single Erin briefly over Erin’s relationship with Bad Boy Darren. Charlie clearly did not approve… and if Lydia’s reaction to seeing Erin in Darren’s lap is any indication, Charlie isn’t the only one!!! Erin quickly assured Charlie that her relationship with Darren is kept strictly at a friend type of level.

Naughty G’nort swooped in on Cute Single Erin as soon as Charlie left and started talking contracts with her. If you remember correctly, Cute Single Erin has agreed to sign on to Company of the Dragon for the upcoming TDL season! Erin agreed to sign the contract in question and not to show any of her lady bits unless CDR was getting paid for it. Knowing G’nort’s reputation, we do hope she had a lawyer…. or twelve look over it before she signed anything!!!

Posted: September 24th, 2007 under Daily Gossip.
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TRASH-tastic Jade was seen Thursday night toting around a baby in the Red Dragon Inn and claiming it was her own. Lord. We really just don’t even know where to begin so we’ll pretend as if we didn’t hear that disturbing news.

A baby on her hip certainly didn’t stop her from flirting with every man in the Inn. She had her eyes on Lang, who seems to be a popular one with the ladies, until his damsel Rhy strutted her stuff on in. Lang had little time for the feminine attentions as he was busy using his vast collection of weapons to keep the zombies at bay.

Rhy’s certainly HAWT but the damsel in distress act doesn’t light our fire. What does light our fire??? The next woman that walked through the door. The Gov Kitty came in heavily armed and with an ammo belt around her waist. Now that is HAWT!!!

Kitty joined forces with Lang in attempting to keep the zombies at bay. In fact, the pair had a marvelous idea!!! They took The Stew out of the kitchen and threw it out the window on the zombies! The pair then began boarding up the windows!!! It’s quick thinkers like Lang and Kitty that helped save lives during this infestation. THEY ARE HEROES!!!

Everybody was certainly in need of a stiff drink by the time Tucker fought his way through the undead horde. He helped Kitty and Lang board up windows before taking his shift behind the bar which included serving his drink of the day — the Flaming Zombie!!! How yummy is Tucker??? He’s our kind of hero!!!

Speaking of heroes, a tired and dusty Harry appeared later in the evening to pick up sandwiches for the crew working with him to rebuild the Dockside district. Maia arrived shortly after and Harry immediately wrapped his arms around the standoffish beauty. Certainly not worthy of pairing them together, right? Well, perhaps if that was the only incident but our sources are belatedly reporting back to us that these two have been seen in each other’s company quite a bit in recent weeks…. and they seem to be a bit more than buddies. Another odd coupling but certainly one to watch out for!!!

Underground seemed the place to go to avoid zombies! The Inn’s basement Arena was packed full of people who seemed to be avoiding the infestation! And, in fact, they were having a PARTY!!! The crazy Imp was hosting “Talk Like A Pirate” night with dueling, costumes, and OF COURSE Stephen!!! Because what is Talk Like A Pirate night without an unwashed, ill-tempered pirate???

Hilariousness ensued!!! We cannot wait for the next “Talk Like A Pirate” dueling night!!!

Posted: September 24th, 2007 under Daily Gossip.
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Wednesday night found longterm couple Lydia and Grem having a quiet discussion over drinks. That is they were having a quiet discussion until Stitch joined them. It seems there was a lost kid in the Inn that the three of them were trying to place. People in this town need to keep a better grip on their kids. They should hand out those kid leashes in maternity wards as a parting gift when a mom takes her new little rugrat home!

On a side note, don’t you think it’s time to make an honest woman out of Lydia, Grem???

DoD-er Evie seemed to spend a good deal of time at the bar with Bad Boy Darren. Considering Bad Boy Darren has been linked with Sugar, TRASH-tastic Jade, and most recently Cute Single Erin, perhaps Brale Brother Baker should keep a better eye on who his girl is hanging out with??? Who wouldn’t pay some major money to see Baker and Darren duke it out in an ale filled tub?

Evidently, we’re not the only ones who spotted Geek Girl Risa! This fabulous lady has caught the attention of one or two men. In fact, Wednesday night she was seen spending time with a man named Ganon and one named Sorento. WORK IT, GIRLFRIEND!!!

The Gov Kitty was NOT happy about the zombie infestation. To prove that she’s the “hands-on” sort of leader, she went medieval on some undead tail!!! Our sources spotted an irritated looking Kitty blowing off zombie heads left and right! GO, GOV!!!

Posted: September 24th, 2007 under Daily Gossip.
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