Thursday night immediately began with a depressing start as Rhy sobbed into Ryo’s shoulder over Lang’s many failings as a boyfriend. A man cheats on you once, definitely his fault. If he cheats on you once, you take him back, and he cheats on you again? Well, don’t you share a bit of blame in your own heart ache? Well, Rhy’ll be happy to know that Ryo laid into Lang later about his cheating ways. We don’t think it did much good, though.

We’re growing tired of heartbreak. I know it’s that time of year. All the summer romances coming to an end. Yadda, yadda. But, come on? Isn’t there one hot, new couple to get behind? A upcoming nuptial to look forward to? We’re dying here! Isn’t there anybody that will step up to the plate?

Speaking of heartbreak, Sweet Sugar was spotted in the common room of the Inn for the first time since her VERY public break-up with Darren and the drama that followed. Sugar was kept mighty busy tending bar and attempting to break up fights. It seems that Phillipe just can’t seem to keep his hands off other people’s property. Sugar spent most of her night attempting to make sure that the other patrons didn’t murder the man!

Bad Boy Darren’s got some nerve! He actually came in and attempted to convince Sugar to talk to him. She seemed polite enough but no deep conversation ever occurred. The loooovely Eless kept an eye on Sugar alllll night in that den motherly sort of way of Sid’s. We HEART Eless!!!! Tucker joined Sugar behind the bar a bit later and, man, if looks could kill Darren would have dropped dead!!! Tucker clearly didn’t like the idea of Bad Boy Darren being anywhere NEAR Sugar!

While “break-up” was the word of the night in the Inn, hormones were running rampant in the basement Arena. The single women of the Arena seemed a bit… crazy!

…Even cute Uriko was looking for a man! She was overheard by our sources playfully looking for a husband. G’nort volunteered his son while Imp volunteered his cousins! Thankfully, Uriko didn’t take either of them up on the offer!

Hawtie Pirate Teagan tried her darnedest to lay a lip-smacker on Space Man Sartan while the pair were dueling. Sartan managed to avoid it and gave a stern lecture about how his lips belonged to his wife and his wife alone!!! He’s so ADORABLE!!! It’s really too bad his wife is… well, as crazy as a jay bird. Rory did appear later in the night and P-Imp attempted to cause some problems between the married pair by repeating what had happened earlier. Rory seemed to take it coolly enough but did give Teagan a lecture about attempting to kiss other women’s husbands.

G’nort’s little mistress Alex was up to all sorts of trouble Thursday night in the Arena as well!!! She was spotted SITTING ON GOOD BOY COR’S LAP AND KISSING ON HIM!!! NO LIE!!! Even Cute Single Erin was being flirty with Cor and… well, everybody else! In fact, there was at least one mention of some girl-on-girl action between she and Alex!!!

What a crazy, crazy Thursday night!