We HEART when boys are being boys!!! Darren and Stitch were up to some manly chest thumping Sunday night in the Red Dragon Inn over…. well, tea. Okay, so it wasn’t a manly subject they were arguing about and no punches were thrown but…. You know, on second thought, it was kind of a girly argument. Sheesh!!! Piper was there to witness it first hand and, according to our sources, she was left quite dumbfounded by the pointlessness of the conversation.

Lydia showed up with a face full of make-up and a fairly… revealing outfit. Our sources were unsure if this was some sort of silly Nexus trick or if Lydia had taken a wrong turn in her fashion journey but either way the general consensus was a giant ICK!!! Even Grem seemed not pleased with the slutting up of his girl.

As if life with HEIFER Jewell and her pirate husband Stephen couldn’t get any weirder, things took another turn down the twisty round of STRANGE. Stephen somehow (and we’d rather not know the details, thank you very much) got a marble stuck up his nose. Jewell offered to yank it out (YUCK!) only to have him sneeze it out. The nasty marble struck her in the cheek before landing in the cup of an unsuspecting patron. We really don’t even know where to start on these two anymore. Soooo… insert your own joke here.

While Cackling Cassie was in the Inn downing tequila and telling anybody who would listen how loyal she was to her boyfriend, said boyfriend was downstairs joking and sharing a flask with DoD-er Charlie. The pair received more than one curious glance from their friends gathered, including Naughty G’nort and Cute Single Erin!

Naughty G’nort certainly had no room to talk as his questionable relationship with UBER HAWT Alex continued to blossom. The pair continued to discuss getting a permission slip to have sex with one another from G’nort’s wife. THAT should be an interesting conversation!!! We, however, are reaaaally starting to fall for this Alex chick.

Cute Single Erin spent the night getting her groove on as well. After facing Alain in a couple matches, she spent some time in a flirty conversation with Cas, Naughty G’nort, and his Alex before heading back upstairs to the Inn. By the time she stumbled her way up to the Inn, our sources advise us that she was LIT! The drinking continued there with Bad Boy Darren…. and, in the shocker of all shockers, the pair was seen headed upstairs together!!! NO LIE!!! Darren and Erin sitting in a tree. K. I. S. S. I. N. G. OMG, Batman!!! Now THAT is one heck of a one-night stand!!!

The luscious Swords caller Teagan wasn’t calling Sunday night. Instead, she was battling fiercely in the rings! And let us tell you, that girl will do anything to get a duel!!! She was seen in Soerl’s lap, trying to convince him to get into a ring with her. He, of course, obliged the beautiful lady. We’re curious to see if this goes any further!!! She’s a baaaaad girl but, man, do we love it!

FLAWLESS Koy was spotted in the Arena as well. Evidently, she had just returned from a business trip. Our sources adamantly advised us that Man-tastic Matt was incredibly antsy to talk to her. We’re sure “talking” isn’t the only thing he wanted to do to her! MEOW!