Town Drunk Tuesday!

We knew that AJ and Phillipe would be gossip gold!!! They started us off Tuesday night in the Red Dragon Inn on the right foot! Phillipe was evidently upset about something YOUR Gossip GangSTAR wrote (Don’t kill the messenger!) which led to an uncomfortable argument. Phillipe smoothed things over by telling her that she’s his everything while she cried. Le sigh. These men reaaaaally need to learn to take their time with the Drama Queens. We know this one is going to end badly and, we may be horrible for saying this, but we just CANNOT WAIT for the break-up!!!

On the other hand, we find new guy Jason A.’s growing relationship with dark-haired stunner new girl Savannah absolutely adorable! There’s something about this pairing that makes us want to pinch their cheeks. Too cute!!! Definitely look out for this blossoming romance!!!

Oooooooh Nooooooo! We fear our dear sweet Eless might be falling for the charms of Playboy Wil!!! Our cold black heart weeps for her lost soul!!! Eless certainly seemed a bit flustered when Wil showed up at the bar while she was tending with Cutie Pie Amber.

OMG!!! Even though Eless has baaaad taste in men, we still LOVE her! After Wil took off, our sources tell us she was passing out buttons that read “Just say no!” with a picture of Bad Boy Darren!!! LOVE HER SNARKY SENSE OF HUMOR!!! We have a feeling that Bad Boy Darren was just proud of himself for earning such infamy with his trouble-making abilities.

We hear that Tucker wasn’t looking much better Tuesday night than he did Monday night. This time, however, he was able to locate his Eva. And let us tell you, there is certainly some chemistry here! Although, they didn’t even touch, the looks that Eva and Tucker exchanged were hot hawt HAWT! We think that the two of them together is toooooo perfect!

Over in the Outback, Whore-acious Erin got pissy with Mini-Frank Cor for joking that she was an unreliable drunk and reminding her that she was voted Town Drunk!!! Really, Erin??? You can’t truly be upset with him saying that. After all, it’s the truth!!! And it’s not like you do anything to change your image. In fact, if anything since being voted that, you’ve done MORE to encourage that image!!! If you don’t want people to think your a drunk, put down the shot glass! Pick up a book! Step away from the DoD girls! Spend more time with Lydia!

There was lots and lots of action over on Twilight Island thanks to the MegaCast Tournament hosted by the always fantastic and ever so hunky Brig!!! Oh, how he makes us droooooool!!! The free for all tournament attracted quite the crowd, including Vicious Vinny, Cranky Cas, and the Lizard-man Bran! In the end, however, it was the experienced and quite hunky in his own right Will Wulfson that emerged the victor! Congratulations, Will!

Edited: October 15th, 2007

Sick Patron Monday!

Oooooh, the drama!!! Our sources aren’t incredibly sure of the details but the Red Dragon Inn certainly got off to a rough start on Monday night!!! New girl AJ lost her lunch on the floor in the Inn (YUCK!) while her guy Phillipe sobbed. THERE’S NO CRYING OR YACKING IN THE INN!!! Why can’t people remember that??? Especially men! Sheesh. We have no idea what happened but we’ve got a feeling these two are going to provide us drama for quite some time.

Speaking of being green around the gills, Tucker was seen in the Inn not looking good at all! He couldn’t even finish a bowl of soup and Lydia tended to him by making him a mug of tea. Pooooor Tucker!!! Tucker seemed quite adamant that Lydia get a message from him to Doc Babe Eva! Maybe Tucker’s just aching for a bit of TLC??? Forget Eva, Tucker! We’ll volunteer!!!

Lydia went on to have a conversation with Stitch and Maeve that involved the topics of fighting, balance, and instincts. Blah, blah, blah. What’s with the meaningful conversations??? Let’s get to the gossipy subjects already! Our sources DID overhear Stitch telling Lydia that there is a female version of him out there somewhere and she’s evidently even more NASTY!!! LOVE IT!!!

Evidently as a prank, someone came in and replaced the ale with a nonalcoholic version!!! Johnny didn’t seem to find that particular prank all that funny. His gooooorgeous wife-to-be Sianna certainly did, though!!! Unfortunately, she continued to enable her alcoholic partner by providing him with a couple bottles of Badsider to accompany the meal she made him and his friend Peredhil. Bah! These men don’t appreciate what they have!!! Sianna is the best!

What a pleasant surprise! The lovely Sylvia was behind the bar Monday night! We looooove her! She met a cute new girl named….. Hodge. Really?!?! Hodge? Did your parents hate you??? We think that Kitty should pass a law not allowing the parents of this city to name their kids any longer. We should be put in charge of the task. You don’t name your daughter HODGE!!! Anyway, Hodge is cute and she should be thanking her lucky stars that she is because it would be ten times worse being coupled with that name if she was, you know, the size of a cow…. like a certain Fatty Fae!!!

Cute Carley was hanging out at the bar which caused the chaos and fun that always seems to accompany that adorable bundle of trouble!!! She exchanged insults with Stitch and had some choice words about HEIFER Jewell but spent most of her time tending to her Hunky Carpenter Glenn who also seems to have caught the virus that’s going around! That must be one heck of a cold!

In the Outback, Red Orc Brewery spokesmodel PJ showed her face (and, oh, what a pretty face it is) for the first time in a long time! Her leg is still in a cast from her motorcycle accident but she does seem to be getting around with her crutches better these days! Fellow DoD-er Rena seemed just exhausted by the drama as PJ was hauled off by her former man Gavin! The pair had a low but obviously heated conversation before PJ stormed out.

There was a bit of drama happening on the sandy shores of Twilight Island as well! Innocent, bubbly Taree is back in town but doesn’t seem to remember any of her old friends. Esper and Topaz seemed especially concerned for her but both were at a loss over what was causing the memory loss. Iiiiiinteresting!

Edited: October 15th, 2007

Overheard Around Town!

- “Ey big bad an’ fury…paws… literally paws off me wifes backside.” Unwashed Pirate Stephen to Panther. LOVE IT!!!

- ” I didn’t get voted in just because I’m sexy.” Kitty, after coming up with the BRILLIANT plan of throwing The Stew at the zombies.

- “Oh, Baker told you about that thing I do with my tongue?” OMG, Evie! We’re dyyyyying to know!

- ” I just figured out what i’m gonna be for halloween. I’m gonna be Lady Godiva’s horse…yeah! And Sammie can be naked and ride me all night long.” Wow. Way more information than we wanted to know, Darren.

- “Haven’t you heard? I’m already damned. I’m the Governor. Politicians are doomed from the moment they take office.” The Gov Kitty telling the zombie infestation.

- “It is the Red Dragon Inn, sometimes hilarious, sometimes dangerous, but always illuminating.” Wise words from Sylvia.

- “Sugar fried Erin’s brain and made her sad or something. And Darren can’t get happy in his pants, I guess. Touche all around.” Evie’s run-down of what went down between Cute Single Erin-Bad Boy Darren-Sweet Sugar on Monday night.

- “I’m what Darwin was talking about bud, I eliminate the weak… so the strong can survive.” So said Brian Fury to Lang during a heated argument in the Inn. This is the bad ass quote of the week!

- “Do I need to rearrange your testicles again?” So asked Harris to Darren. We didn’t know these two were so…. close.

- “And I’m really great at fighting. You should have seen me destroy that Fatty Fae. ” From Carley, evidently referring to HEIFER Jewell! OMG!!! WE LOVE CARLEY!!! That’s the best nickname EVAR!

Edited: October 15th, 2007

Ex Wife Sunday!

Sunday night started much as Saturday night ended in the Red Dragon Inn!!! Soerl and DoD-er Rena were again chatting with Lydia who appeared very much the third wheel at this table!!! Soerl was directing heavy flattery Rena’s way and could barely tear his eyes off of her.

Ilztyn was overheard by our sources chatting up SPLENDIFEROUS Kairee once again!!! Evidently he told her that he had a fantastic time in her company the night before. The pair didn’t last in the Inn long!!! SPLENDIFEROUS Kairee seemed to fall for the man’s charms and they headed out to take the “conversation” elsewhere. OMG, Kairee moves FAAAAAAST!!!

WHOA! Did we miss something??? Evidently Deadbeat Dad Alex was spotted exchanging some R-rated looks with her former girl, Other Woman Lain, during a very private conversation that the two were having! Our sources inform us that D.D. Alex’s wife, The OTHER Other Woman Yami, hasn’t been seen with him in quite some time. D.D. Alex does seem to have second thoughts a lot after leaving a woman, no???

Just when we thought HEIFER Jewell had finally left for good! Blah on her! She was spotted in the Inn with her uncouth pirate husband Stephen. Evidently they’ve been at sea… blah, blah, blah…. they’re just stopping for supplies… We HATE writing about her! We only do it because we know YOU sickos looooove to read about her. MAKE IT STOOOOPPPPP!!!

HEIFER Jewell did at least warn our lovely Eless when Wil took a seat at the bar when Eless was tending. We certainly haven’t seen Wil in a while but he hasn’t changed in the least!!! He did some HARDCORE hitting on Eless but, thankfully, she seemed quite immune from his charms. That man reaaaally needs a lesson in subtly! Big Boss Man Panther stepped in to save the day, advising Wil that as Eless’s boss, he was the only “special man” she needed in her life! And, thus, just another reason why we are maaaadly in love with Panther!

Wil is never one to dwell on defeat so he quickly moved on to the Luscious Piper!!! We know we don’t have to worry about Piper falling in with that sort of man, though. She’s too mouthy for their taste!!! That’s why we love Love LOVE Piper!!!

Our sources CLAIM that they actually caught Uber-serious but Uber-HAWT new hubby Ewan grinning in the Inn Sunday night!!! Well, wouldn’t you be grinning if you woke up and realized that you get to make the relations with the DIVINE Storm for the rest of your natural life??? He seemed quite content with married life and we are so happy for them both!!! Storm came in a bit later and, let us just tell you, they were TOO CUTE together!!!

It was nice to see Sweet Sugar out and about! The blonde half of the twins ventured down into the depths of the Red Dragon Inn for Fight Night in the Annex with her man-again Bad Boy Darren!!! She actually seemed to be in quite a good mood and was even a bit on the social side!

Brandon tried to get a Swords duel in but it turns out that, for some reason, the healing Ward of Gondar doesn’t protect him!!! NOT GOOD!!! Luckily for him, HAWT redheaded elf Katarina was quick to spot him and bandaged him up!!! Brandon wisely decided that it was probably best if he didn’t stuck to Fists dueling from then on. Good idea, kid!

Although we hate woman-hitting, cheater G’naughty G’nort we must love his way of signing up talent to the two TDL teams he will own this year!!! He was overheard TELLING Mini-Frank Cor that he was signing him up and that Mini-Frank Cor WOULD win. LOVE IT!!! HATE HIM!!!

Man-tastic Matt and FLAWLESS Koy were seen spending a bit of time together and having an intimate conversation. It seemed like the topic was Matt’s ex-wife but our sources failed to overhear any details. However, they say that by the look on his face, it wasn’t a happy discussion!!! LOVE THE EX-SPOUSE DRAMA!!!

Edited: October 15th, 2007