Mistress vs Wife Kiss-Off Saturday!

UUUUURRRRRGH! Alright! That’s it! Our sources come back more confused than ever after an encounter with Deadbeat Dad Alex and The Other Woman (…or is she now the Other OTHER Other woman???) Lain… and that’s just what happened again Saturday night after they were spotted together in the Red Dragon Inn! It’s like the pair talks in their own special language. Our sources can NEVER figure it out! However, since they seem to be spending soooo much time together, we’re just going to go ahead and deem them an “official” couple once again! So congratulations, The Other OTHER Other Woman Lain for stealing D.D. Alex back again!

Oooooooh! Carley’s going to be cranky! Lydia was again spotted spending time with Carley’s Hunky Carpenter Glenn Saturday night. Is it just us or is anybody else just dyyyyying to see Carley lay some serious smack down on Lydia?!?!

G’naughty G’nort was in the basement Arena whining about his slump which includes getting shut out in his intercession against Overlord Cletus and dropping SIX straight duels!!! HA HA HA HA!!! That should teach him. Maybe if he’d lay off sleeping with all the womens, he might have a bit of mojo left for dueling!

Interestingly enough, G’naughty G’nort’s wife Kaja did make an appearance and even got to meet G’naughty G’nort’s mistress Alex! ….And immediately the two women started kissing!!! WHAT?!?! Yep, you read that right. Kissing. Only in G’nort’s world would the meeting between his wife and his mistress go so swimmingly.

Edited: October 21st, 2007

Boy Toy Friday!

Our sources were thrilled to report back to us about the events that took place in the early evening hours of Friday night in the Inn! They tell us that Tucker appeared a mess of emotions when Doc Eva walked through the day!!! And when Mercy asked him if Eva was his “lass”, Giant Tucker turned a SPECTACULAR shade of red!!! We looooove this pairing!

Mercy seems to be spending quite a bit of time these days with tall, good-looking Peredhil!!! Perhaps her broken-heart has been soothed since Pelnar’s loss and she’s ready to move on! We sure hope so. Mercy sure could use some loving! And who better than Peredhil???

G’naughy G’nort and The Gov Kitty were AGAIN seen hanging out together and AGAIN seen leaving together!!! You’ve got to be kidding us!!! This pair together has the ego to smother the entire city and the combined sexual energy that leaves us feeling the sort of dirty that no amount of showers can save us from. Say it ain’t so, Gov!

Speaking of unusual pairings leaving together, DoD-er Rena was seen having a very private in-depth conversation with Soerl and then later headed out with him!!! Our sources think that these two make much better sense than Rena and Boy Toy Val. We shall see but we do believe that they are quite cute together!!!

Black Book Special Jaycy must have run out of married men in her Dockside District as she showed up in the Arena to look for new talent…. and to get a duel in, of course! Friday night’s unsuspecting victim? Her old friend Rand! Jaycy certainly had him distracted in the ring! She took a solid win as Rand spent most of the match admiring her legs. Unfortunately for Jaycy, she didn’t hook this one. He moved on to the next Baroness waiting for a duel — Aya. Poooor Succubus Jaycy!

Edited: October 21st, 2007