Tall, Dark, and Furry Saturday!

TRASH-tastic Jade and her equally classless friend Casidy started Saturday night the same way Jade ended Friday night — in the Inn drinking waaaaaay too much. This is somebody’s mother, people!!! Her life has turned into SUCH the train wreck!!! Gabe was again present but he certainly didn’t appear happy with her behavior. We’ve got a bet down that he doesn’t put up with this much longer!!!

Panther was spotted behind the bar in the Inn again slinging drinks and keeping the patrons happy! Man, is that HAWT!!! We like our tenders tall, dark, and furry!!!

Our sources were a bit distracted from their Panther gawking as Soerl came in with Savannah. There was nothing too lovey dovey about the couple but they did have a looooong conversation. Is Savannah forgetting those “amazing” kisses already???

The basement Arena was huuuumming with duels Saturday night and G’naught G’nort was the caller on duty! G’nort spent some time flirting with Frenchy AJ… which really, in itself, isn’t a big surprise but AJ was pretty flirty in return!!! We’re thinking that her man Phillipe might be a bit hot under the collar over this!!!

SPLENDIFEROUS Kairee and her new “friend” Beowulf were again spotted together! This time they were hanging out and flirting in the Arena! Kairee certainly knows how to keep her options open. We’re quite certain that her man servant Julien will have something to say about this!

The lovely but poorly named Hodge caught the eye of a old-time duelist in Rix!!! He actually stuck around for a couple hours to attempt to seduce her with some bad pick-up lines. No go!!! We don’t think Hodge was thrilled with Rix. No worries. We’re sure he has a half dozen dueling groupies to keep his bed warm at night!!!

Edited: October 23rd, 2007

Overheard Around Town – The Baker and Evie Edition!

- “Baker.. and Eve.. are spawning? Please tell me this is a joke. Contraceptives… I must start handing out free ones… soon.” The Gov Kitty’s take on Baker and Eve reproducing.

- “Oh god, I had vale once. But I was young and in college.” Our DoD-er Evie admitted in the Inn. Don’t know what vale is? Just think about it for a minute. It’ll come to you…. Got it? Sad that you didn’t go to Evie’s college? Yeah, us too.

- “Can we have a midget preside over the wedding!?” So asks Baker.

- “I’m just glad that if she is knocked up, I’m not the father.” G’naughty G’nort’s oh so CLASSY take on Eve being knocked up.

- “Or an Uncle! I don’t know if it’s a boy or girl!” Evie to fellow DoD-er Rena in response to Rena mentioning that she would be an aunt to this baby.

- “Who to feel sorry for here? The kid or Rhy’Din?” Lang on the subject of Baker and Evie reproducing.

- “Yeah, and then back to yer place…we should have all the fun we can now before you get all bulbous and whiney.” Are we the only ones surprised that Baker can use the word “bulbous” in conversation?

- “I’m gonna give him a gift certificate for a free neutering..” The Gov Kitty on the present she was planning to bring to Baker and Evie’s baby shower.

- “Besides…what’s the big deal about parenting anyway? They get hungry, you give em a Twinkie.. They cry…you leave… They crap themselves, you put them in the yard and turn on the garden hose….” Baker’s take on parenting. OMG! We wet ourselves!

- ” If you think I’m poppin’ out yer booze runner without you gettin’ me a ring you got another thing comin’! I can cross my legs and hold it a really long time, man!” Evie to Baker on getting married before the baby pops out. We just don’t even know what to say anymore!!!

- “You know…boy or girl..it really doesn’t matter….the important thing is that it gives us a tax deduction.” Baker. These just keep getting better and better!

Edited: October 23rd, 2007

Funny Friday!

The comedy relief came early Friday night in the Red Dragon Inn! Brale Brother Baker and OUR DoD-er Evie were doing what they do best — drinking ale and making the other patrons laugh (either with them or at them… we don’t think they care which). Evie and Baker are still claiming that Evie’s pregnant and we’re still praying that they’re pulling our legs. Even TRASH-tastic Jade, Lang, and The Gov Kitty seemed a bit appalled at the idea of this pair reproducing!

And then the night took an even odder turn (if that is at all possible) when Baker proposed to Eve using a rubber washer as a ring. The pair then immediately began talking about creating their gift registry.

….there aren’t many times when we just don’t know what to type but we must admit that this is one of those times. We suppose congratulations are in order… but, honestly, we’ll believe it when we see Evie walking down the aisle with an ale mug instead of a bouquet and the pair performing brale/dale in front of a minister instead of the ring exchange. Either way, we better get an invite to this shindig!!!

We last reported that Cutie Savannah was seen hanging out with Jason A. and it seems that she was quite taken by him! She was overheard by our sources spilling to Phillipe about just how “amazing” it was to be kissed by Jason A.!!! PUPPY LOVE ALERT!!! Too freaking cute!!!

Evie and Baker weren’t the only ones celebrating! Icer was surrounded by friends as she celebrated her birthday!!! It appears that TRASH-tastic Jade seemed to believe that she needed to do the drinking for her friend. Jade proceeded to get utterly WASTED while her on-again/off-again man, Gabe, looked on glumly. Icer didn’t seem to mind. She was too thrilled by the BEAUTIFUL necklace that her hubby Aurthur got her! Wives are so easy to please on their birthdays if you know the one simple rule to giving them gifts. Expensive jewelry = Everlasting love! Men! Learn it! Love it! Live it!

Dueling in the basement Arena started off with a hilarious twist as well!!! Baron of the Seaside District Damien faced off against Baroness of Dragon’s Gate Aya with Mini Frank Cor calling!!! Let us tell you, this was a battle of complete opposites! Tough, straight-laced Aya did not seem to find drunkard Damien the least bit amusing!!! She was even unhappier when she only managed to put one point on the board against the stumbling wino!

Really, it was a night of comedy! Shame on you for not being out to witness it!

Edited: October 23rd, 2007

Overheard Around Town!

- “Blue hair means yer nuts. Green hair means yer too uptight. Or something I guess.” Ooooh, the gems that come from Carley’s mouth!

- “This would be more entertaining if we were in chocolate sauce instead of mud. Or possibly mustard. Mustard is an underrated condiment. ” We sometimes wonder if even Harris knows what he’s talking about.

- “Maybe if you ask Xeno politely he’ll sign your Duel of Swords collectible card or his “Wizards of Rhy’din” card. He does love to have his ego stroked that way.” Only Kairee has the nerve to talk like that in front of Xeno! That’s why we HEART her!

- “Some marry fer wealth, I married fer violence.” So says FLAWLESS Koy. And she’s supposedly the “classy” DoD-er.

- “What? Was that over the line? I get so confused over where the line actually is. Everyone has their cross to bear in life, I suppose.” DoD-er Charlie in response to Erin shooting her a glare for threatening to make Cassie drink out of a straw for three months.

- “I call Moe!” Our DoD-er Evie when Lang called her, Brale Brother Baker, and TRASH-tastic Jade RhyDin’s version of the Three Stooges.

- “It’s nice hair, it’s just the wrong color. Warmer colors are needed for cold climates to stand out.” Elly’s stance on blue hair. We HEART her sage fashion advice!

- “I’m sure you already scare children enough. You’ll probably get all the candy in the neighborhood this year. You’ll even win the “My Face is My Costume” contest.” Harris continues to cause trouble while being ABSOLUTELY hilarious!

- “I met Gustavus’ wife! And she knows an amazing amount about sex.” So said Alex about the sex-tacular Kaja!

- “Mmm.. pillage? I hear that is back in fashion this week. I hear down near the docks, it’s pillage one ship – get one free.” We love when Panther gets all witty!

Edited: October 23rd, 2007