Oh, where to begin? Where to begin??? We HEART Diamond Quests because it is SUCH a gathering of the dueling venues’ most iiiiinteresting duelists! This one was no disappointment!

Artemus scored big brownie points in our book! He took quite the beating from Gork in the early rounds but humbly shrugged it off! We love good sports who don’t take themselves too seriously!!! We may have to stop bashing him so much in this blog…. NAAAAAAH!

RhyDin’s HAWTEST Dueling MWLF Caedia showed up to cheer on her husband — RhyDin’s SEXIEST Dad Kheldar! These two are devastatingly sexy and if the little one that they had along with them is any indication they make some DARN CUTE babies!!! ….And they’ve certainly made a handful of them!

Our sources tell us G’naughty Woman-Abusing G’nort seemed particularly happy to see Caedia out and about. She’s taken some extended time away from dueling since the birth of her latest batch of kids.  We told our sources that he was gloating! Despite the commonly held opinion that Caedia would not return to TDL this season, league insiders are now saying that she may have signed on for ANOTHER year with one of the TWO TDL teams that G’nort is fielding this season!

….We can’t help but wonder what sort of blackmail he’s holding over her head.

While DoD-er FLAWLESS Koy faltered in the ring, she was looking viciously fashionable while doing so! Her outfit, we’re told, was straight from her line of active wear called Ruling Body! She was dressed in a sporty cream colored fleece jacket that was belted at the waist and covered the top of her simple black leggings.  A pair of wild orchid flats added a little extra color to the outfit! We must step away to wipe the drool from our chin.

It seems that Alain and DoD-er Charlie are DEFINITELY over!!! Charlie was seen looking particularly thrilled to have Tareth, her on-again/off-again… well, whatever, around. And our sources claim that they overheard him advising his friends that he has quit the job he had that was taken him out of town and is now back in RhyDin for good!!! By the looks the pair were exchanging, it seems the he’s picked things up right where he left off!!!

…Alain did make an appearance towards the end of the night and we’re told he was shot some scaaaaary looks by Tareth!!! Wouldn’t this be so much more amusing if Lassie Cassie now tried to seduce Tareth to get back at DoD-er Charlie??? That would make this Love Triangle sooooo much more interesting!

Enough of the gossip, though! The dueling itself was quite entertaining! However, two leaders quickly emerged from the small but awfully talented pool — the Lizard Bran and experienced duelist Gork! Bran has made quite the name for himself very quickly and Gork hasn’t been in the ring much in recent months. However, it was Gork who slammed through the competition to take home the title of Diamond for this cycle! Not a bit of rust on his dueling skillz!

Congratulations, Gork!