Overheard Around Town - The Baker and Evie Edition!
- “Baker.. and Eve.. are spawning? Please tell me this is a joke. Contraceptives… I must start handing out free ones… soon.” The Gov Kitty’s take on Baker and Eve reproducing.
- “Oh god, I had vale once. But I was young and in college.” Our DoD-er Evie admitted in the Inn. Don’t know what vale is? Just think about it for a minute. It’ll come to you…. Got it? Sad that you didn’t go to Evie’s college? Yeah, us too.
- “Can we have a midget preside over the wedding!?” So asks Baker.
- “I’m just glad that if she is knocked up, I’m not the father.” G’naughty G’nort’s oh so CLASSY take on Eve being knocked up.
- “Or an Uncle! I don’t know if it’s a boy or girl!” Evie to fellow DoD-er Rena in response to Rena mentioning that she would be an aunt to this baby.
- “Who to feel sorry for here? The kid or Rhy’Din?” Lang on the subject of Baker and Evie reproducing.
- “Yeah, and then back to yer place…we should have all the fun we can now before you get all bulbous and whiney.” Are we the only ones surprised that Baker can use the word “bulbous” in conversation?
- “I’m gonna give him a gift certificate for a free neutering..” The Gov Kitty on the present she was planning to bring to Baker and Evie’s baby shower.
- “Besides…what’s the big deal about parenting anyway? They get hungry, you give em a Twinkie.. They cry…you leave… They crap themselves, you put them in the yard and turn on the garden hose….” Baker’s take on parenting. OMG! We wet ourselves!
- ” If you think I’m poppin’ out yer booze runner without you gettin’ me a ring you got another thing comin’! I can cross my legs and hold it a really long time, man!” Evie to Baker on getting married before the baby pops out. We just don’t even know what to say anymore!!!
- “You know…boy or girl..it really doesn’t matter….the important thing is that it gives us a tax deduction.” Baker. These just keep getting better and better!
Posted: October 23, 2007 under Overheard.
Tags: baker, eve, g'nort, kitty, lang
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