We Can’t Believe We Missed It Saturday!

Insane Harris was back to interviewing candidates for the position of “Second Wife” in preparation of his wife kicking him to the curb. Saturday night’s vict– er, lucky potential homemaker? The Gov Kitty. Well, we suppose she does need SOMETHING to keep her busy once her political career comes to an end!!! Kitty didn’t seem to thrilled about the prospect. She offered to take temporary staffing as a mistress but advised Harris that she doesn’t have the long-term commitment to the concept of monogamy that one must need to be married.

….evidently, she hasn’t heard about G’naughty G’nort’s marriage without monogamy scheme!!!

The silliness ended with Guthorm and Kitty exchanging some heated words!!! He DEMANDED to speak with her on the porch for a more private conversation and, more surprisingly, she complied with his demand!!! Wowza!!! The man’s got one heck of a set of you-know-whats there, doesn’t he?

With her man Julien absent, SPLENDIFEROUS Kairee was getting her mack on!! The man in question??? A drow named Ilztyn!!! The pair shared several drinks at the bar before hitting the town for some dancing!!! Julien better shape up or he’s going to be booted to the curb!!!

WE CAN’T BELIEVE WE MISSED IT!!! Lydia was overheard telling DoD-er Rena that Ewan finally wised up and MARRIED the DIVINE Storm!!! We are so excited for the both of them but so dreadfully disappointed that we were not invited. Can you only imagine how beaaaauuutiful Storm was??? We’re dying to know some details. If you were there and know something, PLEASE contact us!!!

Congratulations to the both of them! That is fan-freaking-tastic!

Speaking of DoD-er Rena, later in the evening, she introduced her new “pal” Soerl to Lydia!!! Rena’s former Boy Toy Val still isn’t around and now she’s taken to keeping company with Soerl??? Iiiiiinteresting, no? She’s even introducing him to her friends!!! We starting to think that Rena’s replaced Val in her life!!!

Down in the Inn’s basement Arena the kids were up to their usual antics. Dioxane was breaking in a new caller named Minstrel, introducing him to all the patrons as her future “BF”. We’re not quite sure how he felt about that. Our sources told us he looked a tad bit uncomfortable!!! But come on!!! It’s Dioxane!!! She’s super HAWT!!!

Clueless Chris, the Duel of Swords supervisor, seemed, well, clueless in regards to his new hire. In fact, he seemed more interested in talking the kid out of a paycheck then checking his references. It’s time’s like these that you have to wonder about how the Arena runs so smoothly under such…. uh, interesting leadership. However, he sure makes things entertaining, no??? And how can you hate a man who’s brought us such ENTERTAINING callers as the sex perv Imp and nutty Rory and dirty sexy DoD-er Rena and boy-crazy Dioxane and SUUUUUPER Des and cranky Cicero???

Posted: October 14th, 2007 under Daily Gossip.
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