Mouthy little Missy was behind the bar Sunday night in the Red Dragon Inn! She certainly isn’t the friendliest of SUUUUUPER Des and Head Pussycat Panther’s finds but we suppose she does a good job of keeping the drunks in line. We were expecting a stuck-up debutante with a yippy little dog when we heard that a girl named Missy would be tending bar on Sunday nights now. However, our sources inform us that prissy she most certainly is not!!! We may have to meet this one for ourselves!!!

She did score some MAJOR brownie points in our eyes by talking back to Fatty Fae Jewell! Does HEIFER Jewell really get along with any woman?!?! Her mouth’s constantly getting her into problems! We’re just dyyyyying to see somebody punch her in it! Give her a fat lip to match her fat rear end!

DoD-er Rena and Lickable Lydia were seen at a table together looking particularly sour-faced. Our sources say that they were complaining about friends leaving the city and Rena was actually talking of leaving herself!!! It seems that she does NOT approve of her friend Soerl’s new relationship with Savannah!!! We’re hoping for a vicious cat fight!!! Our money’s on DoD-er Rena, though. After all, she was the Overlord!

The pair were bothered by Robert who really should be forced to wear a muzzle whenever he is in a public place. He was overheard making many uncouth remarks, including advising the ladies how to…. uh… keep themselves trimmed. Eless seemed unamused… and she wasn’t the only one. We, however, are VERY amused!

Awesome Alain was seen with Lassie Cassie at the bar where he was drowning his sorrows at being with the snout-nosed pain in the neck by downing shots. He went to head upstairs for some rest and she, of course, followed like his puppy. We’re DYING for this girl to grow a backbone. As soon as she does, we’ll promise never to write a mean thing about her EVER EVER again! But as long as she continues to follow Alain around like a lost lamb, we’ll dump on her every chance we get!