Edible Elly was in the Red Dragon Inn Friday night giddy over the success of her charity auction! And she should be! What a success! And over 100,000 silver raised for The Gov Kitty’s new clinic for the poor! We love when the celebrities of this city take a break from their trouble-making and drama-causing to get together to do good! Yay for Edible Elly for organizing that!

Chuckie was drunk and up to no good. He had his grubby mitts all over Tasha who kept assuring him that she knows how to hold onto her panties really well (GOOD FOR YOU, GIRL!) while shooting what our sources believed to be suggestive looks in Raye’s direction. In fact, Chuckie was overheard by our sole source who can understand him as telling Tasha that he is Raye’s man but that he’s allowed to flirt because that’s just what OCorrs do. HILARIOUS! Chuckie should be bottled up and sold in replace of anti-depressants!

Ohz Nooooz! Poor dear sweet Eless has gotten herself all tangled up with Playboy Wil!!! They were actually spotted KISSING! What is the world coming to?!?! Now the number of women that Playboy Wil has been seen macking on in the Inn alone is too long to list but we will mention that he’s had significant relationships with both HEIFER Jewell and DoD-er PJ!!! Now we must ask — do YOU want to see the sweetest tender in the Inn dating a guy who has slept with both HEIFER Jewell and DoD-er PJ?!?!?!

On a much less worrisome note, Cutie Carley was seen enjoying a mug of blueberry tea (that Anthony got her quite speedily of course!) and chattering cheerfully at the DIVINE Mrs. Storm! Carley was overheard stating that she is the real work horse behind the Stitch and we don’t doubt it for a second!!! We bet that WHORE-acious Erin and Lickable Lydia take that cute, bubbly girl for granted! SHAME ON THEM!

Mini Frank Cor was seen catching up with his old friend Lana (the Vampire hunter who is now dating Vampire Michale). Mini Frank Cor seemed to share our reservations about the longterm prospects of a Vampire hunter/Vampire pairing… but who knows? This is RhyDin after all. Mini Frank Cor was overheard saying that he was still with the brunette twin Spice. However, she didn’t seem to have gotten that memo. She was seen shooting Cor an interesting look and didn’t have a word for him while catching up with her sister.

Speaking of the blonde twin, Sugar, she was seen in the Inn as well with Bad Boy Darren! The pair still live together and, by the looks of things, Sugar has had no need for any magical tricks to keep Darren in line! They seemed quite happy with one another and Bad Boy Darren seems to have turned over a new leaf! ….However, he has fooled us before!

Baroness Maria G and the up and coming star Joex were spotted in one of Teagan’s enchanted rings Saturday night downstairs in the Inn’s basement Arena! The pair exchanged terse words that seemed to erupt over something that occurred during the TDL match between Maria’s Wrecking Crew and Joex’s Dragoon-Talanador Misfits. While the Crew will probably take the TDL match (save a miracle in the last duel) Joex took the win in the Arena after a closely fought match. The insults spilled out of the ring and led to even WHORE-acious Erin getting into the mix. We LOVE when the ladies trash talk!

DoD-er PJ was seen briefly in the basement Arena as well still looking very under the weather. In fact, she was seen hauling tail to the bathroom several times through the night and even canceled her lunch plans for the next day!!! We’re starting to get worried about her!!! She looks quite ill and we haven’t seen her wasted in weeeeeeks! What is RhyDin to do without the Red Orc Brewery spokesmodel slamming back Badsider Brew?!?