Jealousy makes for good blog entries and, therefore, that’s where we’ll start off on our recap of the happenings of Saturday night! An upset Adrianna was seen being consoled by Wolv over some unknown issue. However, there was talk of Wolv’s chick being extremely jealous of the time he spends with Adrianna. We’re guessing she certainly wouldn’t like the hand holding or ogling of Adrianna’s assets our sources saw Saturday night!!!

Savannah and Soerl were seen quite interlaced with one another. This pair is moving awfully fast. We think we can already spot their burn out! We doubt it’ll be as juicy as some of the ones we’ve seen as of late, though.

SPLENDIFEROUS Kairee was seen keeping company with yet ANOTHER new male companion! We never did catch this one’s name but it doesn’t really matter, does it? We’re starting to think she’s a black widow. She lures these men in, they head off together, and they’re never seen from again. Maybe that’s how she remains youthful and beautiful!!! Anyway, Kairee used her magic to conjure up some music and the pair were seen dancing tantalizingly close!

Den Mama Sid looked THRILLED to see one of her cubs — the sweet blonde Sugar! Evidently Sugar is still with Bad Boy Darren and, in fact, they have recently moved in together!!! OMG, will that girl never learn??? Den Mama Sid seemed much more accepting of the idea than we thought she would be but her Main Man Scottie was about as shocked by the news as we were!
…And Lassie Cassie was there. But we refuse to talk about her until she does something that entertains us. Slap Alain in the face! Put your sluttiest dress on and sleep with the man of one of your rivals! Bow down at Piper’s feet! Come on, Lassie Cassie! We want to like you again, we really do. But it’s time you start acting like the bad ass you really are and stop acting like Alain’s puppy!

Ugh! As if WHORE-acious Erin and Kissing Fiend Alex weren’t enough, G’naughty G’nort also got a smooooch from DoD-er PJ Saturday night! You’re killing us, ladies! You’re killing us! Keep your well-traveled lips off the dirty pervert!!!

Speaking of DoD-er/Red Orc Brewery Spokesmodel PJ,  we have soooooo missed her! She seems back and more trouble than ever!!! The glorious homewrecker caused caught the tiff between Venom Vinny and his wife, Querylon. Querylon did not seem pleased to hear that Vinny had loaned PJ some money and even less pleased when PJ began talking about how she’d pay Venom Vinny back! The argument ended with Querylon storming out and Venom Vinny hopping into a ring with PJ for a little fun!

What a fantastic welcome home for us! No rest for the wicked, eh, PJ?