- “Yer girl need a place to chill for a bit? More va-jays are always welcome.” Scath-babe Trixie gives us the real Scath-babe motto — more va-jays are always welcome! LOVE IT! LOVE HER!

- “Now Eless be ‘ot an’ all but jaysus lad she keeps ‘er honey stashed away tighter then a virginal nun.” That Robert is one class act!

- “Aren’t you like 300 in cat years?” Sartan has some balls for that remark to The Gov Kitty.

- “I don’t swallow.” WHORE-acious Erin to G’nort. We don’t know what she was talking about and, honestly, we just don’t want to know. TMI, girlfriend!

- “Just use your underwire, PJ. It’s sturdy.” MAN-tastic Matt was overheard telling PJ when she was looking for a weapon to duel with.

- “I probably should have bet on her, too. But then, why buy the cow when you get the kitty for free.” G’naughty G’nort about The Gov Kitty at the announcement of the Charity Auction results.

- “You know, Nathan… if I can get my hands on that little grey midget, I’ll shake him until candy comes out.” The Bad Ass Quote of the week comes from Awesome Alain!

- “Well hell hello aren’t you a bit of t&a..Panther is making better hiring choices all the time.” Robert appears on this list AGAIN!

- “Ohhh, so she’s jailbait.  I should’ve known.  You always were a dirty old man.” The Gov Kitty in response to Darkmere telling her that they are waiting for his girl’s birthday to get married.\

- “Are there cows here? Like big dogs. Have horns. Go ‘moooo’ when they’re hungry.” This one comes from a new off-the-wall character whom our source says goes by the name Anastas.