The drama started pretty early Thursday night in the Red Dragon Inn. Awesome Alain came stumbling down the stairs after a confrontation in his room led to him being shot BY HIS OWN GUN!!! Smooooooth. Well…. at least the boy is pretty because he sure as hell is no nuclear physicist! We only lament that it wasn’t Lassie Cassie who shot him! SMASHING Issy and Uber HAWT Trixie were present while the lovely Kacey was bandaging up the handsome moron and the Scath-Babes, of course, took the opportunity to quip wittily at Alain’s expense!!! Oh, how we HEART them!

Alain didn’t seem all that concerned about his new hole. However, when you get shot as often as he does, we suppose it becomes common place. Alain was too busy planning a date with his nurse — Kacey — to pay attention to the fact he was bleeding all over the Inn. We suppose since his previous mistress seems engaged now, Alain does need a new woman in his life to cheat on Cassie with.

We also have news that Maia and Harry are back in town!!! Our sources reported back to us that the pair returned from their extended boat trip (now that’s a LOOOOOVE BOAT) in the wee hours of the morning! It doesn’t seem as if that month long voyage of (what we can only assume was) dirty, fun sex lessened their desire for one another. They seemed awfully touchy and quite anxious to return home to resume the fun!!!!

The boys and girls of the Arena were busy dueling Thursday night under the watchful little eyes of the Imp-ster! Imp was up to his usual woman-groping and one of our absolute favorites, the RAT-tastic Napoleon, showed up for a little while. What we wouldn’t give for an invitation to his ship for a little piRATe looting and sweet eating! It’s like all our childhood fantasies coming to life! Talking animals! A pirate ship! All the candy we could ever want!

The new Baron Rand was present and looking quite spiffy with his ring!!! He spent the night dueling and getting congratulations from former Baron/Overlord types like Sexy Sartan and DoD-er Rena! It couldn’t have happened to a nicer guy!