Well, the night certainly started a bit awkward Sunday in the Red Dragon Inn. It appears that Michale is attempting to move on from TRASH-tastic Jade and has been keeping company with Lana! Lana and TRASH-tastic Jade saw each other in passing and it turns out that they’re old friends but that Lana had no idea that she was Michale’s ex! FABULOUS! But WAIT, it gets better! It turns out that Lana is a vampire hunter… and, you’ve got it, Jade and Michale are vampires!

Love in this town is so wonderfully crazy!

Phillipe seemed a bit… confused as he chatted with Rose and his girl Adrianna. Evidently, he’s gone a bit batty! He doesn’t remember Adrianna at all and believes it to be the 11th of July!!! FANTASTIC!!! We love the fruit cakes! They make this place so interesting. Maybe Adrianna will wise up and move on since her man doesn’t seem to know her any more. She was always too good for him anyway!

Tareth and DoD-er Charlie were seen talking and canoodling late into the night. They appear very much together which makes us HEARTBROKEN! We still would so much rather see Tareth with Lassie Cassie (which would be dangerously HAWT) and Alain and Charlie (which would be a moody HAWT pairing). SWITCH IT UP ALREADY!

Savannah and Soerl were spotted at Fight Night in the Annex dishing out “I love you”s and love taps in a ring. These two are sooooo sickeningly sweet! They give us an instant tooth ache! We need to see a BIG FIGHT! Entertain us, kids! Soerl handily won the duel and whatever sexual position he wanted as a prize.

They weren’t the only pair messing around in a ring Sunday night! Mini-Frank Cor was seen flirting it up with a cute chick who offered to dip his banana in some chocolate! Or maybe she could did his Mini-Frank into some relish??? Man, we kill ourselves with this stuff!

It seems the flu is going around… or perhaps it was just greasy food. DoD-er PJ and her friend Nutty Rory were overheard complaining about some sort of stomach ailment. Rory blamed PJ for giving her the flu. PJ blamed Rory. Sartan blamed the girls’ love of burrito stands with questionable hygiene practices!

Quite the crowd gathered later in the evening as Baron of New Haven, Kheldar Drasinia, was challenged by Warlord Rand alTan!!! Troublesome Imp called the match and we were THRILLED to see RhyDin’s HAWTEST MILF (who just so happens to be Kheldar’s wife) Caedia present and accounted for! Despite the fact that Kheldar drew quite the cheering section that included the Lord and Lady of the Outback — MAN-tastic Matt and DoD-er FLAWLESS Koy, Randy Rand was the one who finally pulled ahead in the one match format to take the win!!! Randy Rand declared himself renegade to Overlord Cletus and was overheard inviting a few HAWT ladies to have a party to break the New Haven Manor in next weekend.

Congratulations, Rand! We’re sure you’ll score lots of lovely ladies with that pretty ring on your finger!