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SUPER Engagement Friday!

It seems as if Connar is not the only one that has eyes for a certain talented potter!!! Potter Piper was seen in the company of Peredhil as they stopped in the Inn for a warm drink before he was to take her to the Glen to give her an archery lesson! The pair left accompanied by the DIVINE Storm and the lovely S’jira for a little fun. What a darling little party!

Just when we feared all was lost between the deliciously HAWT Eddie and Pi Omega Pi frat president Jaden, the pair were spotted together in the Inn Friday night! A HUGE sigh of relief was breathed by us when our sources reported that news back to us! He was there with his frat brother Matt and they were joined by the newest girlfriend of a frat brother, Rhy, and TRASH-tastic Jade… who goes wherever the hot men go! In fact, Jade was overheard saying that her relationship with Gabe is so over…. again. We’ll see how long it remains off this time.

Later into the night, some girl gabbing between Rhy and HAWTIE Eddie erased all worries from our mind about the state of the Eddie/Jaden relationship! Eddie was seen showing off a gold and garnet ring on her left ring finger to Rhy!!! We’re so happy for them!

Hodge just might be spending too much time with DoD-er Rena. They both seem to be getting a bit down in the dumps. Hodge was sulking about how little she’s seen her crush, Rix, as of late. While Rena has been pouting ever since Boy Toy Val left town. Man, how we wish both of these women were smiley and happy!

Antonio was overheard opening the bar to a free round of drinks upon hearing the news of Tass and The Gov Kitty’s engagement! And wouldn’t you know, Baker walked through the door just in time for that announcement. We swear that he has Free Booze ESP!

We hear that the RAT-tastic Napoleon was in the Arena Friday night looking for candy! He’s so adooooorable! He’s also one of the candidates hoping to become the Baroness of Battlefield Park’s champion for Overlord Roland’s tournament for the Overlord Grant. We do hope that he is named as one of the champions!!! We cannot wait until the list is announced later this week!!! It’ll be a FABULOUS event!

Surprising Affair Thursday!

The Gov Kitty was overheard announcing to Blue-Haired Fiend Harris Thursday night that she’s getting married!!! OMG!!! She showed off a lovely dragon-shaped silver and sapphire ring! Tass truly is a magician for pulling this off! How did he sucker one of Rhydin’s HAWTEST AND MOST POWERFUL women into marrying him?!?! Congratulations to them both!!!

Can you only imagine the wedding??? The Gov doesn’t do ANYTHING small.

Basalt was present as well but seemed much more curious about Harris than she was over The Gov’s new bauble. We don’t blame her! Harris is odd by anyone’s sense of judgment!

Harris wasn’t the only one that The Gov told her happy news to! She just couldn’t seem to contain herself!!! She was seen delightedly reporting it to Julie who is also married to a dragon. Perhaps she shouldn’t get any advice about marriage from poor Julie, though. She can’t seem to keep track of her husband and is often complaining that she hasn’t seen him in quite some time.

The Gov then moved onto the DIVINE Storm and CHARITY Jewell! The DIVINE Mrs Ewan seemed just as surprised by the news as we were!!! She could have been knocked over by a feather. She offered her hearty congratulations, though, and the women chatted about marriage. So cute!

Alysia actually admitted that she was “very, very surprised” by the news that Tass and The Gov Kitty were going to formalize their relationship, according to our sources. But after her initial shock, she seemed genuinely pleased for her friend and was overheard telling The Gov that a Helston wedding should be a very big affair. We CANNOT wait!

More Rhy and Dean! Their cuteness is going to make us sick. The pair were seen flirting once again and our sources claim that Rhy was wearing Dean’s hooded sweatshirt. Iiiiinteresting!!! It seems TRASH-tastic Jade has given into the pairing and was overheard mentioning how cute they are together to Dean’s frat brother, Tyler. We don’t buy it! TRASH-tastic Jade’s got something up her sleeve!

Our sources spotted S’jira in an out of the way spot! It seems that Head Pussy Panther’s gift did go over quite well. We’re told that she was wearing sheepskin boots. Awww!

Big Heart Wednesday!

Our sources spotted crazy Blue-Haired Harris up to his usual amount of no good early Wednesday night in the Inn! He was seen cartwheeling towards the bar and then later chatting up a perfectly lovely mystery blonde. Our sources never were able to catch the pretty woman’s name. However, you know there must be something wrong with her! Normal classy women don’t spend time in bars with men like Harris. We HAVE to know more!

Hina was seen discussing her pregnancy and how she’s been feeling with The Gov Kitty and SPLENDIFEROUS Kairee! They seemed sympathetic but honest about what she has in store for her. We think The Gov and The SPLENDIFEROUS One should join forces and start educating the women of this city on proper birth control methods! There’s one too many unwanted pregnancies around here!!!

The Gov Kitty was joined by her man, Tass. We still just HAVE to know what’s so special about him to have captured The Gov’s lust. He must have a very big…. heart.

It seems to be the week of Dean and Rhy!!! Our sources spot the pair together every time they turn around! It seems that despite any misgivings that TRASH-tastic Jade may have about her “friends” getting close, these two are definitely on the path towards couplehood! And good for them! Rhy’s certainly had a sketchy time with dating in the past and Dean definitely deserves a good dose of fun in his life!

A fantastic party of women gathered at a table to catch up! Our sources spotted the lovely Eless, DoD-er Rena, and Potter Piper all hanging out together. Potter Piper looked worlds better after her recent scare! In fact, that dear woman sent us a stock of tea to help us fight off the nasty virus that has had us under the weather so much recently. What a sweetheart she is!

She and Connar were both spotted sending one another glances…. but they avoided conversation. We so think there’s something going on between the two of them! We just wish they’d give into it! The chemistry is there, kids! What’s stopping you?!?!

Head Pussy Panther was overheard telling Eless that he got the lovely S’jira a pair of sheepskin boots and that she really seemed to be pleased with them! The boss seemed almost nervous about whether or not the sweet little woman would like his gift! He’s really head-over-pads for this girl!!! What a lucky little thing she is!

Get Your Rhy On Tuesday!

Could it be??? After spending the night before getting her flirt on with frat brother Dean, Randy Rhy was seen getting an awfully big gift from her ex, Brandon. The gift? A horse…. which evidently fulfilled a childhood dream of Rhy’s! Rhy was seen awfully happy and even gave her ex a kiss! Could things be back on for these two mismatched love birds?!?!

However, we’re told that Rhy was also seen in the company of her crush, Dean, later in the night! Our sources say that there definitely seemed to be a bit of chemistry between the two!!!

Aurthur seems to have learned the secret of a happy marriage — buying his wife jewelry often!!! He was seen giving his dragon-mate, Icer, a platinum ring Monday night! Now that’s a man who was hoping to get lucky! How much you want to bet that Icer will have another litter sometime very soon?!?!

Cute Crippled Erin was seen out and about getting a glass of wine in the Inn! It’s good to see her in a festive mood after everything she’s been through over the past month. She and CHARITY Jewell were seen catching up. CHARITY Jewell did not seem very pleased to hear that Erin had decided to work on G’naughty G’nort’s campaign! The women left together to return to spend the rest the holiday at their respective homes.

We wonder if Soerl celebrates the holiday. He certainly seemed lonely when our sources spotted him at the Inn and at Twilight Island briefly. We wonder how things are going between him and his girl, Van! She certainly hasn’t been spotted in a while! Maybe DoD-er Rena was right about the girl! We hope not for poor Soerl’s sake!!!

Drama in the Frat House Monday?

Evidently even the celebration of the birth of our Lord Jesus Savior is not enough for TRASH-tastic Jade to put on something appropriate!!! Monday night, she was spotted celebrating Christmas Eve on the bar in a entirely too revealing Santa’s helper outfit. Le sigh. She did at least hit crazy Harris in the face with a muffin and for that she gets props!

The Gov Kitty was also spotted Monday night looking festive in….  black leather. Well, okay, perhaps The Gov doesn’t do red and green! She spent most of the evening cleverly turning down Harris’s advances while Harris remained optimistic. You’ve just got to love him!

That wonderful little HAWTIE Eddie was spotted in the Inn late into the night with a drunken mystery man (that was NOT her rumored boyfriend — Pi Omega Pi frat president Jaden)!!! Dean joined the party and with him came the oddly hot Rhy! She certainly has more than a little crush on the frat boy!!! Eddie’s “date” passed out early but we’re told that she hung out with the other two into the early morning hours! We wonder what Jaden has to say about that?!?! Could that cute couple be over??? Say it ain’t so!!!

The Outback was closed for the holidays but there was a bit of action on Twilight Island. We’re told that Topaz was there to call magic duels and she was spotted chatting up the Swords’ newest  baron, Xavior! Topaz was questioning him as to his plans with the Dragon’s Gate barony which she held for several years and turned into a renowned museum of dueling relics. Xavior was overheard advising her that he was as of yet unsure what he would do with the property. We sure hope he turns it back into a museum!

Knight in Shining Armor Sunday!

OMG! We knew we liked AJ. She’s absolutely, positively not afraid to let her drama fly right in the Red Dragon Inn. She and her little sister, Alex, had quite the blow up early Sunday night in the Inn. Our sources have NO IDEA what it was about…. but isn’t that usually the way it goes with sibling fights???

Widower Dean was certainly getting quite a bit of female attention! He was seen comparing tattoos and piercings with Rhy but TRASH-tastic Jade evidently didn’t think Rhy was worthy of his time…. or perhaps she just couldn’t stand any other woman getting attention!!! She broke into the conversation and was seen cuddling up against him at one point.

TRASH-tastic Jade’s antics didn’t stop there! She continued to make fun of Rhy as Rhy turned her flirtatious attentions on Russ. TRASH-tastic Jade was so mean to the girl that she actually made us feel sorry for poor Rhy! Unfortunately for poor Rhy, Dean chimed in to inform the girls that Russ was happily married…. with twins!

Rhy hitting on men is such a comedy of errors but we really have to love her for it!!!

Speaking of women that we LOVE LOVE LOVE, Potter Piper was such a dear and helped cute little Uriko hang some lovely decorative lights! They both seemed to be quite in the festive spirit! Potter Piper went on to set up a twinkling trail of luminaries leading into the Inn with the help of none other than Wil (who seemed to be there to make sure that Eless didn’t get hit on while tending bar)!!! Perhaps Eless is having a positive impact on the former philanderer because our sources tell us that they didn’t catch him checking Potter Piper out even once!

Eless remained behind the bar and was kept plenty busy by people looking for hot drinks or alcohol to warm them from the chilly night! She was relieved from her duties by SUUUUUPER Des and Gav and took the time to chat up Dakota. Wil obviously left his Eless-tending duties a little too early because no man should leave their woman alone with Horn Dog Dakota!!!

Our sources claim that late into the night something happened to Potter Piper!!! We’re not quite sure if it was a fit or merely a fainting spell as we have been unable to get all the details. The best we can figure, however, is that Potter Piper was carried upstairs to a room by Connar with Eless following to tend to Piper! We do so hope that Connar playing knight in shining armor will bring him and Potter Piper closer together!!! What a lovely couple they would make!!!

Dooooownstairs in the dueling Annex, Fight Night was pretty quiet. We hear poor Soerl spent most of the night alone. It makes us wonder where that hussy Van is?!?! He seemed awfully grumpy when trying to convince Speedster Nova and Steamy Sartan that there is no Santa. Of course, Santa’s real! Sheesh! Gimpy Erin was around snickering at the boys antics for a bit. We bet she could use a good laugh as the poor woman’s had a rough couple of months.
Speaking of Steamy Sartan, it appears he’s to become a father again. His wife Rory was finally seen in public, ending the speculation that their marriage was on the rocks! It appears that Rory is pregnant again and is due this summer! We LOOOOVE summer babies! Oh, who are we kidding? We love babies in general! Even demon babies can be kind of cute!

Time Machine Saturday!

The handsome Ranger, Hawk, was seen in the company of a woman who, our sources tell us, was NOT the beautiful Amthy. In fact, our sources say that the woman was a Drow!!!! Evidently, she was seen brushing her fingertips against his cheek and the conversation seemed quite intimate. Oh my!

Miss Mercy was seen behind the bar in a grand mood! But then she’s always in a grand mood when she has a bottle of rum in hand! We totally HEART sexy female pirates!

You know it’s Christmas when Nova’s back in town, claiming to have saved Santa yet again! The speedster was spotted in the Arena Saturday night hanging out with his partners in crime –Blue-haired crazy Harris and Steamy Sartan! Those boys are really short of a full load. It’s a good thing they’re HAWT…. well, two out of three of them are hot, anyway. Your guess as to which two!

CHARITY Jewell was actually roped into the boys antics when she overheard Nova and Sartan plotting to use a time machine to go into the future to kill their daughters’ suitors. It seems the idea appealed to Jewell. If we had a daughter with a penchant for bad boys like CHARITY Jewell’s eldest daughter does, we’d be hopping into the next available time machine too!

G’naughty G’nort was calling duels in the basement Arena and certainly didn’t miss the opportunity for a little bit of campaigning! A mud-free election doesn’t seem to be what he’s aiming for as he was overheard saying that he’s the only candidate that isn’t lousy!

Everybody’s FAVORITE dueling hussy Teagan was seen bouncing around a ring with her own blade in one hand and the Talon of Redwin in the other! She might be easy to get between the sheets but there’s nothing easy about beating her in a duel!!! LOVE the sexy women pirates! Poor Wyh Not couldn’t fight off the Talon winner but we love her too anyway!

Overheard Around Town!

- “I’d tell you to keep it in your pants… if you wore pants.” PJ to Imp after finding out that the little sex deviant has a brood of twenty-eight.

- “If there were no standards and no fact-checking, surely the government wouldn’t let him publish, right?” Anastas about our blog! Ha! We’d love to see The Gov Kitty TRY to stop us! We’re THE VOICE of the PEOPLE!

- “I’ve only been married three times, twice to the same woman/whale.” Classy, G’naughty G’nort. Very very classy.

- “There are duels tonight? Is there ever a night someone is not trying to bash someone’s brains in?” Potter Piper has evidently not figured out this is RhyDin! Of course, there’s never a night someone is not trying to bas someone else’s brains in!

- “Come on, Peej. We’re getting drunk. If you fight an orc, you’ll just end up smelling like one.” DoD-er Charlie to DoD-er PJ. These are two CLASSY broads!

- “You know, if we had a winter carnival, they could be climbing walls.” So said the witty Sylvia also in regards to the orcs.

- “Sid is somewhere around ‘Old as Dirt’ and ‘Why aren’t you dead yet?’” Only The Gov Kitty would have the nerve to talk about Den Mama Sid like that!

- “I’ll call you Fred Flintstone.. You make my Bedrock.” One of Sugar’s all-time best pick-up lines!

- “That sounds like too much work. I’ll go with what I’ve got.” When G’naughty G’nort told Speedster Nova to work on his people skills.

- “Governor, G? Would that make you the third horseman after Roland being Overlord and Harris marrying Stick? I think you would be pestilence. Harris would be castration. And Roland would be … what’s that other horseman? Geppo?” Nova upon learning that G’naughty G’nort is a gubernatorial candidate.

The Winter Market Festival

Did you think our sources would miss it?!?! NEVER! We were out in full force Wednesday night in the Marketplace for all the festivities and we didn’t fail to spot some of RhyDin’s movers and shakers! The night was gorgeous and the Marketplace looked beautiful. A festive time certainly seemed to be had by all!

Sylvia and her ADORABLE children were seen on the skating rink having such a grand time! It’s so nice to see a good motherly figure in this city engaged in such a fantastic outing. Several of our sources were absolutely delighted watching her and those cuties having such a fun time! It was good to see dear Sylvia smiling! She’s such a doll!

They were joined on the rink by Sylvia’s good friends and recent newlyweds — Storm and Ewan! We were so happy to hear that one of our favorite couples was seen together! We do hope these two last! Such a classy pair! Eless was also seen on the skating rink and she was without her male companion, Wil, for most of the night. However, one of our sources claims to have seen him come to pick her up from the market late into the night. Wil needs to learn to keep a closer eye on such a gorgeous woman!

HEIFER Jewell was seen greeting her old friends as she has recently returned to RhyDin from sea. You know, we almost feel bad calling her “HEIFER Jewell” now. Far too few of this city’s movers and shakers actually care about anyone but themselves. Yet, the word on the street is that Jewell is hosting a charity dinner to support a new theater being built! We LOVE the theater and LOVE anyone that is making positive changes like this in the community. Thus, it is with mixed emotions that we retire the moniker “HEIFER Jewell” and dub her “CHARITY Jewell”…. at least until after the event on December 28th.

She was overheard discussing politics with Awesome Alain. Alain expressed interest in voting for Mini-Frank Cor but lamented over not having seen him in forever. CHARITY Jewell just expressed mirth that he was indeed in the mix for the governorship! We agree with CHARITY Jewell on this one!!! In fact, Jewell seemed to be leaning towards voting for MAN-tastic Matt!!! Will MAN-tastic Matt be the dark horse?!?!

We actually felt bad for Erin who, our sources claimed, kept herself apart from the crowd and watched the festivities from an out of the way bench. Perhaps the crowd was too much for her after her ordeal. She still seems to be favoring one leg over the other. We do hope she gets better soon! We are bummed out that we feel too sad for her to make fun of her!

Piper soon joined her and cheered her up with that bubbly conversation that Potter Piper’s so good at! Man, how we love Potter Piper! So sweet and caring!
SUUUUUPER Des and her husband Gav were spotted walking arm-in-arm with cups of hot chocolate!!! They seemed to be having a romantic, child-free night. It was awfully cute we were told!

Speaking of cute, we’re told that Cutie Carley and her Hunky Carpenter Glenn were absolutely edible!!! The pair skated shakily but did so arm-in-arm to help each other balance. Several times Glenn helped the adorable little elf keep her balance! We think it’s pretty safe to say that these two are a legitimate couple now and we’re so thrilled about it!

All in all, it was a fantastic night and we only wish we could have been there to join in on the fun! We hope you all have a very merry holiday (whichever holiday you may celebrate) and a happy new year!

Beneath the Jade Wednesday!

Thea was overhead chatting with DoD-er Rena about her current relationship that seems to be moving too quickly for her. She thinks her current guy is about to pop the big question but admitted that she had a fling with another guy just the night before! DoD-er Rena certainly seemed more than a little surprise by all the news!!!

Venom Vinny was seen BENEATH TRASH-tastic Jade!!! Yep, you read us right. He was on the floor with her on top of him. Really, what can we say??? These two really deserve each other. However, we doubt their significant others would appreciate their flirty relationship very much. Then the always classy Rhy showed up to ogle Venom Vinny’s crotch. We just don’t see what those girls see in that guy! One of these days though we’re sure his wife is going to end him! We just hope we’re there to see the dramaz go down!

The Gov Kitty was seen reading yours truly in the Inn! We so love that she’s a fan! Major kisses to The Gov! We wish she would run for a second term! She’d soooo have our vote!

SPLENDIFEROUS Kairee was seen chatting up the wonderful Brian! We still haven’t caught sight of his lovely wife but Kairee is certainly keeping him company! She was seen playing with his hair and calling him “babes”. Sure, sure, there is nothing there and they’re just friends but if we were Jenai, we’d not be pleased! Time to come back and show us your HAWTNESS, girl!

Speaking of wives we haven’t seen recently, Steamy Sartan was seen in his regular haunt, the Outback, without his wife YET AGAIN! He did have a conversation with the lovely Miranda, though. Could Steamy Sartan have dumped Rory and be ready to move on??? He sure seems to have a thing for dark-haired cuties! We’re going to have our sources keep an eye out for this one!