- “I’d tell you to keep it in your pants… if you wore pants.” PJ to Imp after finding out that the little sex deviant has a brood of twenty-eight.

- “If there were no standards and no fact-checking, surely the government wouldn’t let him publish, right?” Anastas about our blog! Ha! We’d love to see The Gov Kitty TRY to stop us! We’re THE VOICE of the PEOPLE!

- “I’ve only been married three times, twice to the same woman/whale.” Classy, G’naughty G’nort. Very very classy.

- “There are duels tonight? Is there ever a night someone is not trying to bash someone’s brains in?” Potter Piper has evidently not figured out this is RhyDin! Of course, there’s never a night someone is not trying to bas someone else’s brains in!

- “Come on, Peej. We’re getting drunk. If you fight an orc, you’ll just end up smelling like one.” DoD-er Charlie to DoD-er PJ. These are two CLASSY broads!

- “You know, if we had a winter carnival, they could be climbing walls.” So said the witty Sylvia also in regards to the orcs.

- “Sid is somewhere around ‘Old as Dirt’ and ‘Why aren’t you dead yet?’” Only The Gov Kitty would have the nerve to talk about Den Mama Sid like that!

- “I’ll call you Fred Flintstone.. You make my Bedrock.” One of Sugar’s all-time best pick-up lines!

- “That sounds like too much work. I’ll go with what I’ve got.” When G’naughty G’nort told Speedster Nova to work on his people skills.

- “Governor, G? Would that make you the third horseman after Roland being Overlord and Harris marrying Stick? I think you would be pestilence. Harris would be castration. And Roland would be … what’s that other horseman? Geppo?” Nova upon learning that G’naughty G’nort is a gubernatorial candidate.