- “I really need to get back into the sexy calendar business. Then I’d have a reason for wandering around with a camera taking pictures. I’d probably stop getting arrested too.” Where is Stick when Blue-Haired Fiend Harris needs to be beaten back into line?

- “Have a secular wedding. Can’t imagine what gods would sanctify your union.” Alysia to The Gov Kitty! We love Alysia’s wit!

- “Koy’s like spicy food… hurts both ends.” So says the Baron of New Haven Rand. We wonder if MAN-tastic Matt knows about Rand’s carnal knowledge of DoD-er Koy!!!

- “Vote fer Robert Kidd ‘e luvs kittens!” One of Robert’s many odd campaign slogans.

- “We’ve all be raised to believe that lesbians are all sorts of hot. Another generation lied to by the movies. Next I’ll learn that I can’t kill indiscriminately without consequences. That’ll be a dark day.” Speedy Nova complaining to Blue-Haired Fiend Harris.

- “Hey Lana, don’t freak. I mean abstinence makes the heart grow fonder… Isn’t it like a famous quote er something? Like the DollyLama said that… er something.” It’s a good thing Rhy’s so darn cute because she doesn’t seem to have much in the brains department!

- “Be careful, Jade, you don’t know where he’s been. Come to think of it.. he doesn’t know where you’ve been. Carry on.” SPLENDIFEROUS Kairee to Jade about her flirtations with Damien!

- “If they ever showed him a picture of just my face and asked him who I was, he wouldn’t have a clue. However, if they showed him a picture of my chest, he’d know right away.” So said The Gov Kitty about none other than Blue-Haired Fiend Harris!

- “‘oly craw it be colder then a Helstons bed out there it do!” Really, who else but Robert would say that?

- “Buddy. There are no rules after your impregnate the woman. After that it’s you versus her. And you’re always outnumbered.” Nova’s advice to all men thinking of knocking up their womenfolk.