Chase and Atalanta are the Red Dragon Inn’s newest candidates for rehab! After spending most of the week belly up to the bar, they were again seen in the same position throwing back shots of hard alcohol. Paaaaarty on, girls! It just means more drama for yours truly!!! Somebody needs to let these girls know that it’s okay to take a night off from boozing every once in a while.

We hear that a cleaned up Phillipe was spotted at the bar as well! In fact our sources say that he was quite well dressed and ordering a martini! Who gave that boy a makeover and a dash of class??? Perhaps the Bum Phillipe finally realized it was time to grow up and start supporting his family. Maybe getting evicted woke him up! AJ was also seen in the Inn looking fiiiiine. The pair was full into their lovey dovey act! We’re betting she’s knocked up within the month.

It doesn’t seem that Robert is all too broken up about his loss in the primaries! He was seen in the Inn wearing a t-shirt that read “Panty Inspector” and looking for a willing victim… er, participant. He choose two of his favorite targets to torture — Potter Piper and CHARITY Jewell! The pair was, understandably, less than thrilled with the attention.

Robert got into a bit of trouble by somehow accidentally hurting Hunky Carpenter Glenn’s hand!!! Hunky Carpenter Glenn was quite a bit shaken up by the encounter but was tended to by his sweetie of a girlfriend, Cutie Carley. The pair were seen talking quietly over drinks before heading upstairs together!!! Oh la la! She’d warm up any cold, damp night!

Gubernatorial candidate MAN-tastic Matt was seen in the late hours of Thursday night getting to know some of the well-known locals. Edible Eless and her Bad Boy Wil both seemed impressed with the collected Supervisor of the Outback! We bet he picked up a handful of votes with that trip!!! And, as proof that MAN-tastic Matt is no dummy, he had his GORGEOUS wife DoD-er FLAWLESS Koy on his arm while campaigning!

Unfortunately, our sources have had trouble as of late sneaking into the Outback and, thus, we’re just getting word that there’s a rampant rumor that Shanni Colton was spotted back in the rings!!! She holds the storied title of the FIRST brawler ever to reach 100 wins over losses AND was the second holder of the Ice Dancer Opal!!! Our sisters were such huuuuge fans growing up. This girl has mad skillz!!! We’ve got our fingers crossed that this rumor is true and that she’s making a come back! This city needs more sick females!