The 52nd Diamond Quest occurred in the Outback Sunday night with a gathering of some of Duel of Fists’ biggest and brightest stars competing for the illusive ranking of Diamond! These events always involved rowdy crowds, lots of alcohol, and the participants barely crawling away in the end! They’re certainly something to behold!!!

To make the evening even more difficult for those participating (as if that was necessary), the tournament was held with six round robin rounds and then the four with the best record proceeded on into a single elimination style. The level of violence and carnage would have made even SUUUUPER Des smile with glee!!!

The evening started out with some verbal jabs between Cas and Art over what Art took as a slam against the other competitors! According to our sources, Cas was quipping about the length of his challenge with Matt and stating how he could more than likely win the entire tournament in less time than that marathon challenge. While we don’t believe it was a slam, it was the typical sort of arrogance that always gets Cas into trouble!!! Somebody should really muzzle him before he goes out into public!

…And little did Cas know just how long it would take to find a winner out of this batch! Poor DoD-er Rena was on duty for the entire five and a half hour tournament! Thankfully for DoD-er Rena’s poor eyes, Big Britches Erin came in to assist as well!

At first it seemed that Smokin’ Sartan seemed to have the most vocal fanbase which consisted of his good friend Nova and his mistress/his friend’s girlfriend Hodge.  However, it quickly became apparent that Speedster Nova was rooting for whomever was winning as he was also heard cheering for DoD-er FLAWLESS Koy and MAN-tastic Matt! At least Speedster Nova keeps things entertaining!

We hear that Big Britches Erin was asking people to remove our cute little head!!! A threat against our life!!! We’re appalled!!! We promote peace and good will and are so above violent means to solve problems. It’s a sad, sad day when a pink-haired man can’t blog without death threats! Have no fear, our loyal readers! We shall not be dissuaded by such heartless acts. We will continue bringing you the TRUTH without fail!

It seems that Art wasn’t the only one that Cas offended through the night. He was also heard exchanging words with another participant, Ria Graziano. Evidently, Ria didn’t take too kindly to some remark that Cas made to make fun of one of his opponents! Ria called him out on his arrogance but Cas said it wasn’t arrogance, he was just “belittling” his opponent. Classy! Waaaay classy! Cas also chose that moment to make a crass comment about a lecture on arrogance coming from a member of the Wrecking Crew. Wow, he certainly knows how to make friends!

Speaking of arrogance, Blue-Haired Bimbo Harris was there to fight and we really wonder how anyone else managed to breathe for all the space his ego takes up! He was overheard telling Bran that he is nothing until he wins and when Bran told him not to get his shorts in a bunch, Harris said that they weren’t because he knew he was better than Bran. Such love!

Are we the only ones that find it horribly disturbing to see MAN-tastic Matt beating on DoD-er FLAWLESS Koy in a ring??? There love sometimes looks like some sort of sick. The pair were slated to duel one another in the round robin portion of the tournament and they certainly didn’t hold back. In the end, it was FLAWLESS Koy who emerged victorious but both seemed pretty beaten up.

After four and a half long hours, four combatants emerged to duke it out in single elimination — Smokin’ Sartan, DoD-er FLAWLESS Koy, MAN-tastic Matt, and Bran! It took another brutal hour but in the end it was Sartan who walked away with the title in his very first Diamond Quest!!!

Congrations, Smokin’ Diamond Sartan!