Now typically the honor of choosing who will receive the Overlord Grant is left entirely up to the current Overlord. Making the decision himself just didn’t seem to hold enough drama for Overlord Roland! Instead, he decided to choose a champion and allow each of the barons to choose a champion in order to fight it out for the Grant!

The Overlord’s Champion is also the current holder of the Talon of Redwin, Pirate Girl Teagan. She wasn’t the only hottie given a spot in! The Baroness of Battlefield Park Maria asked for resumes and a series of odd questions in order to determine who would win her entry ticket. CHARITY Jewell won Maria’s heart for having similar interests as Maria — themselves. The Baroness of Dockside Little Black Book Jaycy opened up her book to the “M” page and found MAN-tastic Matt!!! Wouldn’t you be a bit concerned if you were DoD-er FLAWLESS Koy?!?! What sexual favors did Matt have to give up to be the champion of Dockside???

Speaking of sexual favors, G’naughty G’nort, the Baron of the Old Market District, named his rumored mistress Big Britches Erin as his champion. As we first reported, Cas didn’t waste any time nailing down the Baron of the Old Temple Horatio to name him the Old Temple champion. The Baron of Seaside Damien was a bit closer to the vest about his choice. However, few were surprised to hear that his nominee was his old friend/former Overlord Cletus. We would have bet money that the Baron of New Haven Randy Rand would have been suckered by some HAWT female type for his ticket but instead he choose the owner of Red Orc Brewery (the maker of everyone’s beloved Badsider Brew) Jake Thrash. Finally, the newest baron Xavior of Dragon’s Gate choose DoD-er Rena to represent his district.

The champions gathered as did quite the crowd to watch the event! Overlord Roland as well as many of the barons stepped out of the districts to witness the tournament! To make the night even crazier, the calling duties of the fantastic P-Imp were arranged for the evening!

It must be nice to be the owner of Red Orc Brewery. Not only must Jake be an absolute millionaire considering the insane success of Badsider Brew but HAWT models show up to cheer him on!!! DoD-er/Badsider Brew spokesbabe PJ showed up in her usual style (meaning half-dressed) and rooted her employer on. What a lucky duck he is!

Overlord Roland acquired a new loyal baron in such an odd manner that it even seemed to surprise him! After tossing a candy bar to Maria and discussing how much his daughter was a fan of her and Jaycy, Maria was overheard stating that she would be changing her alignment to loyal. Maria’s behavior didn’t get much more understandable as she then carried on a conversation with CHARITY Jewell that our sources tell us was impossible to follow! We think those two women are just totally on the same wavelength — crazy!

Hodge was seen jawing with The Gov Kitty as they watched Smokin’ Sartan! We hear “watched” is a bit of an understatement and that what Hodge was doing was quite close to staring!!! Could the dark-haired beauty Hodge have a thing for the married man?!?! Oooh, we love when the gossip gets dirty!!!

It seems that Little Black Book Jaycy just caaaan’t go a night in public without finding some man to flirt with! Sunday night’s target??? Her fellow baron and fellow horny toad, Randy Rand!!! They were seen making quite the scene flirting back and forth. We’re dying to know if Jaycy’s panties ended up on the floor of the New Haven Barony!

It was the Overlord’s own champion, Pirate Girl Teagan, that emerged victorious from the tournament! Overlord Roland seemed quite pleased to hand the grant to her. No word yet as to who she will challenge.

Congratulations, Teagan!