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Winter Warlord Tournament!

A talented pool of warlords that included many former barons and several former overlords gathered to fight it out in the Winter cycle Warlord Tournament! There were no rings up for grabs but the prizes for the night were an intercession-free shot at the Overlord and a challenge shot at one of the barons!

The surprise of the night to those gathered to participate and those present to witness the event was that former Overlord Xeno was among those vying for a prize!!! He gained quite a few second glances from some of the less experienced warlords. You could tell that there was one or two a bit intimidated to have such a legend in their midst!!! Who can blame them?!?!

Baroness of Dockside/Little Black Book Jaycy was present and she certainly wasn’t doing anything to stop those rumors that she and former flame Sartan have heated up an old romance. She was overheard greeting him warmly and calling him “hon”. How cute… or else it would be if he wasn’t MARRIED!!! Is it just us or did Jaycy get quite the evil eye from Sartan’s pregnant wife, Rory, when she entered with SPEEDSTER Nova later in the night. We’re totally smelling major drama brewing there.

Jaycy was seen later chatting with Cas about many issues, including The Diamond himself. Our sources say that she was seen holding her belly and was sporting just a bit of a pouch!!! When Cas questioned her on whether or not she’d be entering an upcoming tournament, she seemed uncomfortable and avoided responding directly. OMG!!! Could she be knocked up to??? If Sartan’s knocked up both his wife and a mistress at the same time, we’ll so have to rename him Super Sperm Sartan!!! That would be totally MAJOR!

Hawtie Hodge seemed to be keeping a close eye on rising star Joex as he competed throughout the night!!! We always thought that it would be Rix whose attention span would end this relationship but maybe it’s Hodge’s eyes that are starting to wander. They certainly picked an interesting place to wander to!!!

In the end Aurora walked away with the win and took the Overlord challenge as her prize while the FIERCE Aya took the Baron’s challenge. We love when the ladies dominate. HAWT!!!

Congratulations, Aurora and Aya!!!

Fall-Out Monday!

DoD-er Rena sure knows how to stand up for her friends…. in true DoD fashion, of course! She was overheard Monday night in the Red Dragon Inn telling Potter Piper that she attempted to punch Ethan in the nose for what he pulled the night before on poor Maeve. Despite Potter Piper’s seeming views on violence, she only seemed disappointed that Rena was unable to connect. So are we!

Peredhil made a brief appearance and was seen affectionately kissing Pipes on the forehead! How adorable are they?!?! We knew that they were THE perfect couple!!!

Reveling in their cuteness came to an abrupt end with Ethan walked through the door! That man’s got some set, huh??? He was greeted by general disgust…. save from Locke who merely seemed amused to watch the shenanigans unfold. Oddly enough, it was DoD-er Rena’s new Boy Toy Aaron that confronted him. Peredhil attempted to stop the man but Aaron got a punch off before Peredhil could pull him back. Unfortunately at some point in the middle of the giant mess, DoD-er Rena had stepped in to stop Aaron and he accidentally STRUCK HER!!! OMG!!!

The drama didn’t end there! As Potter Piper was hauling DoD-er Rena away and Aaron was apologizing to his new girl, Locke’s amusement suddenly turned to anger and HE ATTACKED ETHAN!!! WHAT?!?! Where did Maeve get so many protectors??? It was that moment that poor Maeve herself chose to walk in and despite CHARITY Jewell attempting to distract her from the scene, she was quite shocked! Interestingly enough, our sources claim that Atalanta did NOTHING when Locke turned on Ethan. In fact, there are even claims that she looked mildly amused! Crazy!

It was CHARITY Jewell that broke up the mess when it seemed that it was upsetting Maeve. Ethan, of course, took the opportunity to whine to Maeve about how he’s become Public Enemy Number 1. Really, what did you think was going to happen??? Tsk, tsk, tsk.

Nobody seemed to suffer any permanent damage. Krazy Kitty (who is always present when there’s a good bar brawl brewing) sent for her man-to-be, Tass, to have him heal DoD-er Rena. So… all’s well that ends well, right???

Chase wasn’t so bold about her entrance. In fact, she seemed to be trying NOT to be seen. But, lo and behold, her man Quel did show up and the pair had quite the intimate conversation. Maybe he’ll finally realize that the girl needs REHAB!!! If this wasn’t a cry for help then we don’t know what is!

As if that situation wasn’t odd enough for you, there was a gathering at the bar of three of Michale’s former/current girlfriends dishing about him! The fresh young Sarah was all a tither about a date she’d had with him and was so eager to tell TRASH-tastic Jade who seems legitimately happy for the couple. Lana, on the other hand, did not seem the least bit happy for her ex’s new girlfriend! In fact, if looks could kill, Sarah would be one dead wench!

What a Jerk of a Sunday!

Sunday started out a bit uncomfortable in the early evening hours in the Red Dragon Inn as SMASHING Issy introduced fellow Scath-Babe Trixie to Pirate Robert! The conversation was…. interesting to say the least and left SMASHING Issy in near tears from laughing so hard!!! The interaction definitely provided a decent amount of material for the next edition of “Overheard”!

It seems that Krazy Kitty and Taneth have FINALLY gone dress shopping!!! Krazy Kitty was overheard speaking with Head Pussy Panther and his lovely S’jira. It seems the former gov was attempting to hire S’jira to do some alterations and beadwork (as Taneth stated that there MUST be some sparkle) to the purchased garment. Could an announcement of a wedding date be fast approaching???

What in the world happened in the Inn last night between the new girl, Maeve, Chase, and Ethan??? We hear that Ethan’s night started with a pretty public argument with some girl who are sources tell us is named Caitlin over his relationship with Maeve. It seems that this Caitlin chick was unhappy with his inability to tell Maeve how he feels…. uh, why is that her business??? …So to prove how he felt about Maeve, Caitlin kissed him. WHAT?!?! We’re so confused already! But, wait! It gets worse. Ethan than made out in the middle of the Inn with this Caitlin girl for some unknown reason.  Caitlin then slapped him because…. to be honest we don’t really know at this point…. and then Ethan laid a lip smacker on Chase who had just been kind of standing there watching the whole mess go down.

Chase and Ethan really started making out right there in the middle of the Inn and poor Maeve waltzed right in. Poor Maeve looked downright crushed when she spotted the pair going at it. WHAT A JERK!!! And Chase is absolutely no better. The pair left together to take their dirty deed elsewhere.

Thankfully, Potter Piper was there to distract her friend from the craziness! She busied Maeve by introducing her to the new Gov MAN-tastic Matt and the pair had some silly chatter with dear Peredhil. Maeve actually took it quite well. Not a single tear!!! Good for her!!! She deserves MUCH better!!!

DoD-er Rena was seen getting swept up into the arms of a man!!! Mystery guy Aaron seems to be back in town and seemed quite pleased to see his lady. These two are definitely on again. We’re not quite sure on this pairing, however. There’s something a wee bit off.

SUUUPER Des was on her own behind the bar Sunday night but that doesn’t mean that a drink order was missed! We don’t call her SUUUUPER Des for nothing, after all! She was overheard telling Doc Eva that her husband was busy with political matters so decided to stay at home with their wee daughter. So sweet!

Down in the Annex during Fight Night the topic of conversation early in the evening was over the rumored explosion at Mini-Frank Cor’s breakfast shop. According to Luscious Lydia there was no damage but none of those gathered had seen Cor since the incident!!! We sure hope the Mini-Franker is okay! Our sources tell us that the new little hottie Adrienne was a bit rattled by the news. Perhaps that attraction isn’t just on Mini-Frank Cor’s end!!!

Luscious Lydia was again seen in the presence of G’naughty G’nort laaaate into the evening! What is that girl thinking??? Perhaps Grem’s reappearance has her looking for a rebound guy! We’re not entirely sold on the idea that Luscious Lydia is silly enough to get involved with the married man who has QUITE the reputation. Stay smart, sister!

Carnivale Masquerade Ball!

We hear that the Great Hall looked absolutely amazing for the Carnivale Masquerade Ball Saturday night! The room was elegantly decorated in purples and golds with mage lights in the shape of stars hanging from the ceiling to illuminate the dance floor! A string quartet was present to give the revelers some dancing music and should the dancers need nourishment there was plenty of rich food and spirit-filled drinks to be had!

We hear that the dashing Johnny started the night out by taking AJ for a spin around the dance floor. We hear she looked maiden-like in her white chiffon gown with extensive bead work on the bodice! Johnny didn’t stop with AJ whose later dances were reserved by her husband, The Bum Phillipe!!! Johnny was seen taking a turn on the dance floor with a number of lovely ladies. Who knew he was such a fantastic dancer???

With those blue curls there was no mistaking CHARITY Jewell! Her blue ball gown had a bustle that was a work of freaking art and the black lace that adorned the bodice and made up her gloves were HAWTNESS!!! We hear that Maeve in a serious mask native to her homeland was seen showing CHARITY Jewell some of the dances of where she is from. We HEART Maeve! Absolutely no inhibitions!

It seems that Querylon has not yet murdered her husband, Venom Vinny! The pair were seen together with Venom Vinny in a stately tux and his wife in a pure white dress that we hear is one of Koy’s wonderful creations. Funny how Vinny kept to himself and didn’t socialize with his normal pals! In fact, TRASH-tastic Jade had on a sexy black number with a silver half-mask but Venom Vinny didn’t even look her way!!!

It seems TRASH-tastic Jade’s man was too busy to make it but she had a date with a pink-clad Rhy who was without her man as well. Those boys better be careful. Crazy or not, you don’t let women that fine run around unattended!!! Jade and Rhy were also accompanied by a sweet young woman who we are told is named Sarah…. and she’s normal looking! Her strawberry blonde hair was swept up elegantly and she was draped in rich layers of a light green fabric. Where DID Jade and Rhy find this one??? She’s fabulous! We sure hope they don’t trash her out!

Kacey was also without her man but we’re not all that surprised. We definitely have a soft spot for him but he’s not exactly the ball going type! She was seen chatting with her friends between hiding her identity behind a mask covered in dramatic peacock feathers.

Doc Eva was also without a date which had us much more disappointed! Come on, Tucker! Step up your game! It was such a shame considering we know he would have been floored to see his crush in a slinky black and gold gown. We hear that Doc Eva wasn’t too thrilled either about Tucker not showing up and let it be known after a couple glasses of champagne. Doc Eva spent most of her time gossiping with DoD-er Rena who obviously had allowed her friends to dress her! Rena had lost her jeans for the evening for a majestic sparkling black, silver, and gold dress. Lovely!

Wolv didn’t seem to really get the idea of a masquerade ball as he was in full dress uniform. However, he looked quite regal in his own right. Thus, we must assume that the lovely woman he escorted in is his newest “lady friend”, Aly! Now she’s something too look at!!! And, man, does she know how to live it up!!! Her dress had to be the most elaborate of the evening. It was a gorgeous purple silk with some fabulous gold detailing that matched the theme of the night. He’s got to stick with this chick! She’s faaaaabulous!

Awesome Alain was seen by our sources trying to hide in a smart suit and a hunter mask. Yet, his limp from the mishap earlier in the week and the general manner in which he carries himself made it quite obvious who he was. He was overheard talking to Ren (who looked almost lady-like in a hot red number) about places to hide a gun when in a dress!!! Alain seemed quite the expert on the subject. We’d wonder if we weren’t absolutely positive that the reason he’s an expert on the subject is because he’s undressed so many gun-toting women in his day!

The new hottie around town, Adrienne, was truly the belle of the ball!!! She looked stunning in an fairy tale-esque green dress with a well-fitted bodice and a mask covered in leaves. A stranger named Owen took a moment to help fill her dance card but he was later seen macking on a lovely woman dressed in a fairy-like gown of varying shades of blue and sea green! For quite a while our sources could not identify the masked woman but soon she identified herself for us!!! It seems that the unknown kisser was none other than Warrior Fairy Trinala in her “big” form! That girl sure knows how to get her man!! And it seems that Mini-Frank Cor (who was not there for the dance) might still have a chance with the lovely Adrienne!

The former governor was still in a partying mood it seems! Krazy Kitty was unmistakable in HAWT red leather and was seen tipping back a couple drinks while chatting with the lovely Shy! We adore Shy and she looked super curvy in a fitted black lace bodice! Her golden mask of white feathers and black ostrich plums gave her such a regal air! Both of their dates showed a bit later into the night. Tass was present to make sure Krazy Kitty didn’t get too wild and Shy was accompanied by the soft-spoken Elijah.

Speaking of people that are unmistakable, the goooorgeous Wyh Not was spotted making an entrance and looking all sorts of fabulous! It seems that her recent scare is long behind her and she was making quite the scene in an elegant midnight blue dress trimmed with shimmering silver paired with a sexy silver mask!!! We hear she’s newly single too! MAJOR! She just became the hottest bachelorette on the market!
OMG! Potter Piper looked just beautiful in eye-catching gold! Pipes was ABSOLUTELY irresistible and we weren’t the only ones to think so evidently! Peredhil just couldn’t keep his eyes off of her and before the night was over the pair were seen intertwined on the dance floor and sharing sweet kisses!!! It’s about darn time, Perry and Pipes! This couple looked absolutely thrilled to finally give in to the obvious chemistry between them and we only wish that we had been there to see THAT moment.

Locke got all sorts of attention from the laaaadies! The hottest new tender was looking his usual smart, dashing self and has a sense of style that just seems to be an absolute magnet for pretty women. There was only one pretty woman that had his eye, though! He quickly dismissed the females that approached him to search out the one that has seemingly caught his eye — Atalanta! That’s one lucky girl!

On the subject of new young couples, Ethan was there looking quite mysterious in costume and made a beeline for the lovely Maeve! The usually cheerful, smooth Maeve seems to become such a mess in his presence! We’re starting to buy into the rumors that there is something going on between the pair. They took several spins around the dance floor and our sources tell us that they were seen leaving together! Too cute!

Wowza! Our sources report back to us that Eless was there looking her usual lovely self but WITHOUT Bad Boy Wil! It gets more shocking! She was seen having a very intimate conversation with her ex Connar! Now there have been rumors that Wil was talking about postponing the wedding. Could Eless now be having second thoughts as well???

…And now the awards go to:

Belle of the Ball: Adrienne. We love fresh faces and she’s the freshest around. Modeling agents? Look this girl up! Quick!

“What were they thinking?”: Baker. Big shock, huh? He was seen wearing a t-shirt and a “mask” that consisted of fake glasses, a fake nose, and a fake mustache while partaking in the free alcohol. And DoD-er Eve who was in her street clothes! Although, we HEART her, we can’t believe that she couldn’t have at least borrowed a gown from fellow DoD-er Koy for the evening.

Best Dress of the Night: Aly! Without a doubt! The girl obviously knows how to do a masquerade ball and do it right! For any other occasion the gobs of purple fabric, elaborate gold detailing, and insane purple mask would have looked ridiculous but it was PERFECT for a Carnivale Masquerade!

Simple Can Be HAWT Too: Atalanta. We’re used to the PAARRRTY Girl being absolutely insane but she looked stately in a black vintage number with gold elbow-length gloves. We love girls that can look good by scouring the vintage stores! Brownie points for Atalanta!

Most Handsome Couple: How can we not choose Perry and Pipes??? Her dress was amazing. He looked dapper. However, most importantly, they were both so thrilled to be there together that they were absolutely glowing all night!

What a fabulous event! We’re so thrilled to hear all the juicy gossip and only wish we were there in person to enjoy the festivities!

Can’t Stand Saturday!

The Red Dragon Inn was fairly vacant Saturday night as most of the city’s wealthy, influential, and sociable were rubbing elbows in their finest duds at the Carnivale Masquerade Ball! However, there were a couple of the Inn’s regulars that weren’t feeling up to the party.

SPLENDIFEROUS Kairee was seen looking FIERCE at the bar in the Inn Saturday night!!! We hear she was hamming it up and making herself pretty for the handful of eligible bachelors. We’re dyyyying to know what she does with them once she leaves with them. We believe there is some sort of sacrifice and eating of some organ to keep herself HAWT and young!!!

We hear that Luscious Lydia wasn’t up for the party either! Instead, she was seen in the Arena fine-tuning her skillz!!! You know, word on the street is that Big Britches Erin is the more talented of the two Stitch girls but Luscious Lydia is sure getting good awfully fast! She and G’naughty G’nort were being awfully chatty and flirty late into the night! They may act like they can’t stand each other but they’re sure seen together an AWFUL lot!!!

DoD-er Rena dropped by the party was spotted in both the Inn and the Arena later into the night looking a bit down in the dumps. We hear that she’s STILL depressed over being dumped. Geez, sister! Time to brush yourself off and move on already!!!

Body Paint and A Smile Friday!

It’s been a while since we’ve spotted Deadbeat Dad Alex but there he was in the Red Dragon Inn Friday night!!! Of course, his new fling Jalleia was there at his side. The pair seemed to be arguing but we believe that’s just Alex’s version of foreplay! That man must have sooooome kind of charm! He’s constantly wrangling in the HAWT women! Work it, boy!!!

Perhaps Querylon should have listed to us about that tattoo! Her husband, Venom Vinny, was spotted at the bar with TRASH-tastic Jade in his lap. Although the pair has been longtime friends, she’s still not the type of woman that you should let hang on your husband! We’re just WAITING to see Querylon march herself into the Inn and yank Jade off Vinny’s lap by her hair. How fabulous would that be???

However, the cattiness didn’t come from Vinny’s wife but from another of his “lady friends”!!! Darling sauntered her way in and did NOT seem too pleased that Venom Vinny was getting attention from TRASH-tastic Jade as well as Lyren! In fact, she had several backhanded compliments for Jade. MEOW!

Antonio was overheard talking to CHARITY Jewell about a show she owes him in body paint and a smile …er what??? It certainly was the night of the playboy men!!! To make the night even more mind-blowing, this whole conversation was happening with CHARITY Jewell on Antonio’s lap!!! Now we know that Stephen is the dumb, trusting type but we have a feeling that even he won’t be thrilled with his wife’s antics this time around!

SMASHING Issy was spotted later in the night looking in definite need of a couple stiff drinks and a good night’s sleep! She was seen chatting with CHARITY Jewell but didn’t seem in the mood to talk of whatever was on her mind. We have a feeling it had to do with the mess of the night before…. but murder and mayhem certainly isn’t our area of expertise! We’ll leave that to SMASHING Issy!

We hear Lucien was in a spicy mood Friday night!!! He was overheard exchanging words with Veighn and keeping an eye on the lovely Taneth. We love him in protective mode!!! Too HAWT for words! After Veighn disappeared, Lucien was overheard chatting with SMASHING Issy, CHARITY Jewell, and Chryrie about his dislike for the man. It appears all were quite confused by Cieara’s relationship with the man and agreed that her father was NOT happy with the match!!!

Krazy Kitty was overheard in the Arena complaining that she hasn’t been able to nail down The Gov MAN-tastic Matt since the election! She seems to think that he’s not in town! WHAT??? Our sources have spotted him everywhere from the Outback to the Red Dragon Inn! Could the new gov be avoiding the old one???

Tony’s been seen in the Arena quite a bit over the weekend! He got a handful of duels in on Thursday and a couple more on Friday. Is he gearing up for the TDL playoffs or is he attempting to speed duel his way to Warlord to get a bid in the upcoming Warlord Tournament? Perhaps it’s none of the above! Tony was overheard asking HAWTIE Hodge to cheer for him and was seen chatting with her the night before. Maybe all the dueling is an attempt to impress the cute brunette!

HAWTIE Hodge spent her time cheering for Tony (as requested) and hanging out with Nova… but definitely seemed thrilled when Rix showed up to keep her company. Yuck. We’re still of the mindset that she’s waaaaay too good for him! However, she was overheard telling Rix that she’d like for him to take her shopping at DoD-er FLAWLESS Koy’s shop! Perhaps she’s getting the hang of dating a wealthy retired athlete! It’s all about the money, baby!

Property Of Thursday!

It seems Venom Vinny’s wife, Querylon, decided to check up on exactly what gets him into so much trouble in the Red Dragon Inn! Thursday night she arrived looking FIERCE and he was certainly more than a little surprised!!! Not so surprisingly, Venom Vinny began throwing back his alcohol a bit quicker. That boy’s such TROUBLE!!! We think she should just tattoo “Property of Querylon” to his forehead and hopefully she won’t have to worry about what he’s up to anymore.

Lordy! We sure hope Head Pussy Panther makes Awesome Alain pony up some significant funds for all the clean up work the staff is CONSTANTLY having to do to get rid of all the blood that Alain loses on the floor of the Inn. He stumbled in from the back alley bleeding again and PAAAARRTY Girl Chase managed to clear her drunken stupor long enough to help the private eye out. SMASHING Issy arrived and she and Awesome Alain had an intense conversation about… well, the usual — murder, mayhem, typical RhyDin chaos.

No worries, though. SMASHING Issy’s on the case and she’s back to her kick tail self!

Well, we sure thought that Luscious Lydia was over Grem but she was heard dishing to G’naughty G’nort that she’d felt conflicted when seeing her ex!!! While that’s not all that surprising to us what is surprising to us is that Lydia chose to have a heart-to-heart with G’naughty G’nort!!! Wasn’t there someone better suited for the task??? Like, you know, someone with a heart! These two seem to be getting awfully close and we’re a bit suspicious about it!

Babes-Of-Honor Wednesday!

We hear that TRASH-tastic Jade announced Wednesday night in the Red Dragon Inn that Cas (the woman, not the Roman) and Rhy would be her maids of honor for her upcoming Unholy Union to Playboy Demon Damien. Cas and Rhy as maids??? Isn’t that a bit of a stretch for those girls??? Perhaps TRASH-tastic Jade should just call her attendants babes-of-honor. It would be much more accurate and wouldn’t sully their dirty reputation by insinuating that the girls are anything resembling maidens.

Frat Boy Dean was seen later with his arms around Rocky Road Rhy as it seems their engagement is still on. Where are his fellow frat boys and why aren’t they pointing out that it’s waaaay too soon??? What’s wrong with a good long courtship before committing yourself FOR LIFE to a girl?!?! Le sigh! The pair giggled and hammed it up…. much to the dismay of our sources who had just eaten.

It appears that Grem is looking to forget the pain of losing Luscious Lydia by burying himself in the…. uh, assets of another lovely young lady! He was seen seriously flirting it up with some classy little broad. Our sources didn’t catch her name but she didn’t stick around all that long…. which was probably a good thing if Grem hopes to have any chance with her considering that Luscious Lydia walked in accompanied by Hunky Carpenter Glenn shortly after! Grem looked like he wanted to crawl under the table and die! Yet, Lydia NEVER seemed to even look his way!!! When those Stitch girls move on, they really MOVE ON.

Grem was later seen catching up with Krazy Kitty and what she’s been up to since he’s been away. He seemed more than confused when she began to describe her arrangement with Tass in regards to bringing other women home to share!!! A classic sense of manners and marriage makes us like that looker even more!

Perhaps with hopes of getting a bit closer to his crush Atalanta, Locke is the newest tender in the Red Dragon Inn!!! Quite the hottie!!! He was seen slinging drinks with SUUUUPER Des Wednesday night much to the delight of all the laaaadies! They need some good looking male tenders to counter all the FABULOUS females!

Happy Go-Lucky Scath-Babe Tuesday!

Our sources are just dyyyying to know what Skid was whispering to Chase Tuesday night at the bar of the Red Dragon Inn! We hear he had such a mischievous look on his face that they are absolutely positive that he was up to no good! Hina better watch her man around those PAAAARRRTY Girls!!! If there’s one thing that we’ve learned about those girls, it’s that they’re not above stealing a man just for the heck of it!

Oooooh! Somebody in some major trouble! Luscious Lydia was overheard telling Hunky Carpenter Glenn that G’naughty G’nort signed her up as a free agent (aka sub) in a TDL match without her knowledge!!! Luscious Lydia was not thrilled at the idea of being made into a pin cushion! We hear that Luscious Lydia held her own, though, and quite nearly won! Good for her! G’naughty G’nort’s still in for a major talking to from the lovelier half of The Stitch, though.

What is wrong with SMASHING Issy?!?! She practically SKIPPED into the Inn, bought a round of drinks for the patrons, and went around talking about what a “fantastically wonderful day” it was. This really frightens us! Truly, truly terrifies us! What is RhyDin without caustic, scary SMASHING Issy patrolling it’s streets with her Scath-Babes???

It turns out that the reason for her good mood was the news that Renna is in jail. We even hear that there are mobs screaming for her to be executed! We wonder if MAN-tastic Matt is going to have anything to say about that! SMASHING Issy and Krazy Kitty both seemed to agree that Renna was a vermin that should be dealt with IMMEDIATELY!!!
OMG! The Bum Phillipe spent most of the evening telling AJ just how much she means to him. What a bunch of sappy nonsense! We suppose even he is still stunned that he somehow convinced her to marry him. Perhaps she makes him say those things as she’s still making him repent for being over an hour late for their wedding!!! Our fingers are crossed that Alex remains excellent birth control for AJ. We’re still hoping that she wakes up and realizes what a mistake she’s made before she’s knocked up!

Mini-Frank Cor certainly does set his sights high when he goes after a woman! It seems he’s currently got a thing for the new girl Adrienne! She joined him to watch some fists duels while he called Tuesday night in the Outback and he was seen getting more than an eyeful of her pretty frame. Who could really blame him, though??? That girl is certainly SMOKIN’!

As further proof that many of the dueling venues’ athletes have made faaaar too much in their dueling careers, SPEEDSTER Nova was overheard making fun of The Diamond SMOKIN’ Sartan’s yacht for not being fast enough!!! What??? It’s a yacht! Isn’t the point of a yacht to fill it with half-naked women sunbathing and more bottles of champagne than you can count??? Why does it need to go fast too?!?! Sheesh, professional athletes!

DoD-er FLAWLESS Koy seems quite turned on by the fact that she’s now married to the Governor of RhyDin!!! She certainly seemed quite pleased with her man, The Gov MAN-tastic Matt Tuesday night when the pair was spotted together in the Outback where Matt was calling a handful of duels. We never figured DoD-er Koy to be the type of lady to be attracted to power but our interns insist that EVERY woman is attracted to power!!!

Good Boys and Bad Girls Monday!

Lordy Lordy! If we didn’t know better we’d think that Brandon and Lyren were just too mushy and corny to be true! Monday night in the Red Dragon Inn, Lyren was overheard telling Brandon that she fell from heaven. Riiiiight. Vampires are just soooo angelic! Why do good boys have such a thing for bad girls???

Mini-Frank Cor and G’naughty G’nort aren’t the only men that have noticed the pretty Adrienne! Ethan was seen chatting up the gorgeous brunette at the bar…. at least until Maeve walked in with a kitten!!! Maeve and the kitten immediately had Ethan’s attention and, although, he politely continued his conversation with Adrienne, it was clear to our sources that there’s some chemistry in the air between he and the saucy Maeve!!! In fact, we hear that the pair left together Monday night to have dinner. Sounds like a date to us!

Who needs enablers??? The PAAAARRRTY Girls enable one another!!! Atalanta was behind the bar making sure that her dear friend Chase was provided with shot after shot. We hear Chase had her greedy eyes on Ranger Hawk!! OH NO, SHE DIDN’T!!! Amthy WILL go loco on her tail if she tries anything with her man! No worries, though. While the straight-laced, nice guys seem to keep getting suckered in by these girls, we doubt Hawk would ruin the AMAZING thing he has going with the beautiful Amthy!

Sylvia’s been spotted with Sianna’s brother, Hudson on several occasions and we hear that he’s been spending a good amount of time with her children as well. We’re certainly starting to become curious if there might be something going on here or if the two are merely close friends. We definitely have a hard time buying a Sylvia/Hudson pairing but we’re going to keep our eyes on it!!!

These synchronized appearances in dueling venues by SPEEDSTER Nova and Big Britches Erin have us wondering if they’ve FINALLY given into our demands to hook up! We hear that Nova was spotted entering the Outback just moments before Erin showed up to call some duels. Iiiiiinteresting! Of course, the flirty banter was on like a pot of neck bones!

Bane was seen spending a bit more one-on-one time with one of the younger Grazianos in Myria! They were seen at the bar where he bought her a bottle of water and took the time to get to know her a bit better. Bane better be careful! We don’t think those Graziano boys would be above pounding him into the ground for hitting on their sister!