The Red Dragon Inn was fairly vacant Saturday night as most of the city’s wealthy, influential, and sociable were rubbing elbows in their finest duds at the Carnivale Masquerade Ball! However, there were a couple of the Inn’s regulars that weren’t feeling up to the party.

SPLENDIFEROUS Kairee was seen looking FIERCE at the bar in the Inn Saturday night!!! We hear she was hamming it up and making herself pretty for the handful of eligible bachelors. We’re dyyyying to know what she does with them once she leaves with them. We believe there is some sort of sacrifice and eating of some organ to keep herself HAWT and young!!!

We hear that Luscious Lydia wasn’t up for the party either! Instead, she was seen in the Arena fine-tuning her skillz!!! You know, word on the street is that Big Britches Erin is the more talented of the two Stitch girls but Luscious Lydia is sure getting good awfully fast! She and G’naughty G’nort were being awfully chatty and flirty late into the night! They may act like they can’t stand each other but they’re sure seen together an AWFUL lot!!!

DoD-er Rena dropped by the party was spotted in both the Inn and the Arena later into the night looking a bit down in the dumps. We hear that she’s STILL depressed over being dumped. Geez, sister! Time to brush yourself off and move on already!!!