Le sigh. Will these girls never learn??? Rumor on the street is that Rocky Road Rhy and Frat Boy Dean are engaged. And just when you thought that they moved awfully fast, TRASH-tastic Jade and Playboy Demon Damien were overheard announcing their own engagement to Hina and Skid. OMG! He cheated on you less than a month ago for crying out loud!!! If you’re going to be a wet rag and take back a man after he cheats, you must at least make him pay for a couple months! There should be roses and jewelry and groveling!

The good news is that TRASH-tastic Jade hasn’t made it down the aisle with any of her other engagements and we don’t think that Playboy Demon Damien will fare any better. We don’t feel as confident about Frat Boy Dean and Rocky Road Rhy. She’s really got him suckered into thinking she’s half-sane.

We HEART Ewan! He’s such the gentleman! He was seen chatting with Sianna about her wedding plans. Rumors have the couple tying the knot sometime in the spring! What a grand, happy event that will be! We were nervous for the pair after such a short courtship but they have taken their time with the engagement and we might actually think that Sianna and Johnny might be one of those rare couples that last!!! Good for them for taking the time to get to know each other instead of racing down the aisle! As for Ewan, isn’t he going to make such a perfect daddy???

Head Pussy Panther seemed to be in a cranky mood when he was seen entering the Red Dragon Inn Sunday night and even had sharp words for several of the Inn’s rowdier patrons! However, after a couple shared intimate looks and quiet words from the lovely S’jira, he was back to a harmless kitten!!! We love that girl and we’re so glad she’s back among us! She may look meek and mild but it must take a strong woman to be able to keep Heady Pussy Panther in line!!!

CHARITY Jewell was in a fantastic mood while slinging drinks Sunday night! She explained her good mood to Alysia and later SMASHING Issy, saying her husband, Stephen, has been released for his anti-governmental activities and the pirate is free to steal, loot, rape, and pillage the city once again! Are we the only ones that believe that prison is where pirates belong??? CHARITY Jewell actually seemed proud of her wayward husband for spending time behind bars. Classy. Very classy.

Speaking of SMASHING Issy, how fantastic is it to see her in the Inn again??? It sounds as if her duties with the Scath-babes have kept her quite busy! In fact, she didn’t even take the night completely off from the business of keeping the city safe! She was overheard discussing crime with Lucky and Alysia. Take a night off, girlfriend! Let your hair down!

You know what we totally LOVE about Locke??? He’s one of the very few male jocks around here that really care about how he presents himself! He spent the early evening hours fitting in duels in the Annex and then late into the evening, he was seen looking smartly dressed in the Inn. We hear he was at the bar discussing possibly taking a tender position with SUUUUUPER Des!!! Move over Tucker! You may have some competition for the title of “Hottest Tender Bachelor”!

To make the night even better, it seems that Locke may have learned his lesson about the PAAARRRTY Girls! While Chase and Atalanta were both in the bar, tittering amongst themselves, Locke barely acknowledged them!!! He eventually did join their table but the interaction seemed horridly awkward. Things certainly seem to have cooled down between him and PAAAAARRRTY Girl Atalanta. Thank goodness! He needs a good girl!

Things were busy in the Annex during Fight Night as well! The night started off with Diamond SMOKIN’ Sartan exchanging harsh words with G’naughty G’nort for sitting on the couch with the caller on duty, Rory, who just so happens to be SMOKIN’ Sartan’s wife! Now we have to admit that nobody really wants their wife spending extended time with G’naughty G’nort but SMOKIN’ Sartan is constantly linked with Little Black Book/Baroness of Dockside Jaycy!!! That seems a bit hypocritical to us!

The Diamond SMOKIN’ Sartan’s night didn’t get any better! In fact, he was seen exchanging harsh words with a good handful of people, including Blue-Haired Bimbo Harris and SPEEDSTER Nova. Nobody could quite figure out WHAT his problem was!!! Our vote is on ‘Roid Rage! We’d love to know what sort of enhancements he’s taking!

Things did NOT go well for Cutey Carley in her Fashion Throw Down with DoD-er FLAWLESS Koy! The ladies went head-to-head in a best of three match-up but it only took two duels for Koy to bring the cute blonde elf doooooown! Quite a crowd had gathered but there was no mood or jello much to the dismay of many. Even Hunky Carpenter Glenn was present in the Annex to support his maybe/sorta/kinda girlfriend! Cutey Carley took quite the beating! She couldn’t even make it home! DoD-er FLAWLESS Koy offered her a room in the Outback and the lovely Hodge helped her get there. Needless to say, Cutey Carley will be glammed out in some serious duds over the next week.

….And as for us, we’re already hoping for a REMATCH!!!