- “Cause the Ravenlocks don’t do the media.” ….or at least that’s what Brian says. Has he met CHARITY Jewell???

- “A date? We did not even make anyone walk the plank. How is that a date?” Pirate Girl Teagan to the One and Only Robert!

- “Why can’t we have ‘Tool Week’ or maybe ‘Manly Sword Week’?” Gav’s reaction to his wife’s excitement over attending Fashion Week!

- “What’s so wrong with how he looks? Granted, he may not run but he can reach tall shelves. There’s nothing wrong with being somewhat big.” Hodge was overheard saying about Rix who (while a bit on the pudgy side) is quite tall. And really isn’t reaching things on tall shelves all that a man is really needed for?

- “Hmmm. You think word got around I shot someone last week in here and that is keepin’ ‘em away?” SUUUUPER Des muling over the lack of patrons on a Tuesday night.

- “Rand’s pickup lines are pretty awful since he got that manor. ‘Hey, come check out my spa baby. The Natty Ice is on tap.’” Smokin’ Sartan about the Baron of New Haven Rand.

- ” So… he tells you he’s not into commitment. But then he turns around and gets a lifemate. Essentially saying he’s alright with commitment, but not to you. And you’re still his friend? Are you a tile floor or something? Laid right the first time and he can walk on you for life?” The Gov Kitty giving dating advice?!?! How awesome! She so needs her own article in the Oracle doing this on a regular basis!

- “My wife’s fingers aren’t so special, but her tongue makes up for it.” This one can be blamed on Anastas. No further comment needed, right?

- “Oh, the Oracle. I use to line my kid’s hamster cage. Guess that explains why the hamster keeps trying to commit suicide.” Buuuuurn! Amal is going to spank Nova for this one!

- “Oh dear god ye really do ‘ave a death wish dun ye? I dun know ‘ow ye can find ‘er sae sexy ‘er feet stink li’e week old fish left out in the sun.” Stephen to Robert about SMASHING Issy!