Pirate Girl Teagan and CHARITY Jewell were spotted admiring Teagan’s new baronial ring Wednesday night in the Red Dragon Inn!!! We think CHARITY Jewell may have had a bit of jewel envy! Could Jewell be the next hot lady searching to move up the ranks in the Arena??? She’s already made quite a SPLASH in there through the Talon tournaments!

Remember how we said that Playboy Damien had a biiiig job on his hands to impress TRASH-tastic Jade for Valentine’s Day after she saw Icer’s gift from her mate??? Well, it got worse! Brandon was seen giving her a box with car keys to a hot new ride! Damien was certainly looking a biiiiit troubled! How IS he going to impress TRASH-tastic Jade??? She is certainly a full-on princess. He better start planning NOW!

Brandon didn’t stop there with the gifts! Evidently, he found a way to make his “lady friend” Lyren a bracelet that protects her from the sun. She was certainly thrilled with it! And he got a kiss for his hard work! However, we were left wondering just why Brandon has such a fascination with vampire ladies???

Another question that’s been on our minds — why is it that whenever our sources spot Blue Haired Bimbo Harris he’s macking on some woman that’s not his wife??? He was seen in the Inn getting to know Cass a bit better but Cass didn’t seem all that thrilled to be getting to know him better! Unfortunately for her, he wasn’t the only man to be paying her attention. Brale Brother Baker also had eyes out for her! We hear that Klinton also showed to heckle Harris for harrassing women. We think Klinton should follow Harris around no matter where he goes doing just that! That would make us happy!

Trinala the Crazy Pixie was overheard shooting DoD-er Rena questions on a date with an unknown man that she’s supposed to go out on!!! The Pixie knows this and we don’t!!! We’re soooo embarrassed…. and considering hiring her! Rena didn’t seemed too excited about this date but when is she ever excited about anything??? Later she was seen at a table having a drink with a man that we couldn’t indentify. Could this be the mystery date???

PAAAARRTY Girl Chase and Mage Quel were seen cuddling close later in the night as Quel seemed to console Chase over something. He totally seems to be falling hard over the pretty girl. Pleeeeeaaaase wise up, man! That girl and her friend are ticking time bombs of disaster! One of these days their hard partying ways are going to get someone seriously hurt!

You know it’s not often that we run across classy men in this city but Bane has to be on the short list! This single dad was overheard asking fellow hottie dad Kheld if he’d seen his current/former wife Baroness of Dockside/Little Black Book Jaycy around. We’re sure she’s somewhere whoring up the city!!! Kheldar gave him limited information and it certainly seemed that Bane was a bit worried. However, he was seen playfully getting to know Myria Graziano a little bit better in the ring. You’ve got to get some of that, girl!

Interestingly enough, later into the night Single Dad Bane was seen joking around with “The” Diamond SMOKIN’ Sartan who is allegedly running around with his former flame and Bane’s current/former wife — Jaycy! Sartan certainly didn’t pony up any information on the whereabouts of the mother of Bane’s child, though!

DoD-er FLAWLESS Koy and gobernatorial candidate MAN-tastic Matt came in straight from Fashion Week in New Haven and, Lordy, they were looking HAWT!!! Koy was in an amazing gray metallic dress with a rouched waist and sassy pencil skirt while her hubby was in a three-piece suit looking quite the gentleman…. considering he is a brawler! Quite the spiffy pair!

We had to hear it several times but our sources SWEAR that they spotted Hunky Carpenter Glenn hanging out in the Outback with Luscious Lydia, Cowboy Jake, and Big Britches Erin!!! We just can’t believe it!!! Hunky Carpenter Glenn is soooo non-violent! He certainly wasn’t seen in any rings but did seem happy to be surrounded by old friends and making new ones. He was seen joking with SPEEDSTER Nova…. which really seems to us like a clash of two opposing worlds! But we certainly wish we were there to see the pair interact!

Cowboy Jake, on the other hand, was NOT making friends. Big Britches Erin’s boyfriend managed to seriously tick off “The” Diamond SMOKIN’ Sartan who ordered him into a ring!!! Evidently Cowboy Jake talked a bit too much trash to the egotistical King of the Hill in the Outback which led to a …… GRUDGE MATCH!!! The boys really went swinging at one another and Cowboy Jake actually did pretty well! He walked away with the win and the pair walked out talking as if they were old friends!!! Not a single bit of tension! Boys will be boys, we suppose!