- “If Matt ever cheated on Koy, his dentist would be removing bits of her high heel.” We totally HEART Kitty!

- ” Frank fights like a chicken. Plenty of squawking and dancing around.” So claimed The Bum Phillipe! We’re publishing this because we want to see Frank kick The Bum Phillipe’s you-know-what for saying it!

- “I am pregnant with Veighn’s love child! I could not wait for Stephen to get out of jail, and Veighn offered to take me out on that..um..hearts and naked baby day so we went out. He woo’d me quite well, I must say. I only threw up a little bit when he licked me with those three tongues this time.” So claimed CHARITY Jewell. We’re more disturbed than amused, really.

- “Asians are hot, man.” Another classy Graziano line from Tony.

- “Who wants tae be goin’ out…tha’ requires spendin’ money…me I jus’ be lookin’ fer a quick ride tae tuna town on the skin ship.” Robert even comes close to offending US sometimes!

- “Oh, see, that ain’t gonna work then. I keep my va-jay in check, and non-tuna-y.” Was Trixie’s response to Robert’s above comment!

- “What page are you guys on in the Kama Sutra?” Baker to Pipes and Perry in an attempt to see how serious their relationship was. We HEART this question as a deciding factor on whether or not two people are a couple or not!

- “Stitch’s a jackal, not a dingo, Hina. He did NOT eat your baby.” Bree to Hina in response to Stitch’s claims that he made a snack out of her son.

- “I’m the most kick-assinest Tender in this dump of a city.”  Baker makes up a new word. We should keep a dictionary of Baker-words!

- “Don’t you beat me up both morally and emotionally damn near every time you see me?” SPEEDSTER Nova to Big Britches Erin after she gave him a hard time for not dueling her.