We wonder sometimes if Deadbeat Dad Alex gets tired of being the center of constant drama or if he just enjoys women fighting over him! Either way, he was up to it again Saturday night in the Red Dragon Inn! We hear that Jalleia and The Other Woman Lain reaaaally had it out. The Other Woman Lain asked Jalleia how she puts up with D.D. Alex’s sleeping around and Jalleia made it clear that she didn’t really care! The Other Woman Lain took a swing at Jalleia which only glanced off her cheek and Jalleia countered with one heck of a blow! We almost felt bad for Lain as she tucked her tail between her legs and headed upstairs.

Rocky Road Rhy was NOT looking stellar with red, puffy eyes and a very dark expression. At first we worried it was over Dean! Poor Rocky Road Rhy has had a rough relationship road as before she dated Brandon, she was used and cheated on by Lang. As much as we give her a hard time, we certainly don’t want to see her have to go down THAT road again! She was seen with Dean on the porch later and he was consoling her over Playboy Demon Damien dumping TRASH-tastic Jade. We sure hope TRASH-tastic Jade realizes what a caring friend she has in R.R. Rhy! Brownie points for Rhy!

We hear that Lang and Lyren brought TRASH-tastic Jade by the Inn a short time later but she never actually made it inside. One of our sources say that TRASH-tastic Jade was much too much of a sobbing mess for the Inn. She was comforted by Rhy and her other friends before heading off without ever making it inside. Wow. Is that concern we feel deep down their in our bowels??? Despite TRASH-tastic Jade’s many relationship wanderings we actually do feel a bit bad for her now.

SPLENDIFEROUS Kairee was overheard teasing Head Pussy Panther about how very domesticated he has become in his relationship with the sweet S’jira! We must agree that Head Pussy Panther is quite gentle and calm around the lovely woman. Kairee even asked when their marriage ceremony would be taking place but Panther was quick to escape those personal questions. You HAVE to know that the news of their engagement must be coming sometime soon!!!

Awesome Alain was all weepy-eyed at the bar over the end of his relationship which he was discussing with Miss Mercy and the sweet-tempered Izira. Boooo! We don’t like Awesome Alain acting like a girl! That’s so not HAWT in our books. To make matters worse, he was drinking wine! Le sigh. We suppose you girly types will like that he was showing his sensitive side but we like him ROUGH and DANGEROUS!!! Hopefully, he’ll get back on the ball of making us alllll drool sometime very soon!

Yummy Ewan and Lucky Lucien accompanied one another in and were seen having drinks while catching up! We hear that the pair were discussing Sylvia’s new budding relationship with a certain someone. The conversation was kept quite kept masked and vague as two such classy, intelligent men tend to talk in public but the pair seemed to be concerned! Could this be in regards to Hudson, Sianna’s brother, who has been seen keeping company with Sylvia recently and accompanied her to the opera??? We’re dying to know, guys!

SUUUUPER Des was not the least bit amused by Unwashed Pirate II Robert’s antics…. and she wasn’t the only one. However, we are, as usual, greatly amused by them!!! He was seen blatantly hitting on all the women and telling them to get naked for him. One of these days SUUUUPER Des is going to blast a shotgun shell through his gut. For a while his suggestive statements became so bold to Ballerina Katarina, we thought that he may just get that shotgun shell from Johnny when he found out about it!

….But Robert’s attentions moved elsewhere and Katarina moved on to spend some time with Jolyon! The pair was having quite the intense conversation. We wonder if we can FINALLY call them a couple!!! Katarina seemed a bit distressed but we hear that with the opera having ended, they are posting spots for her dance troupe early this week! We bet that the stress of not knowing whether she will be a principle or in the chorus is starting to wear on her. She HAS to be the prima ballerina! She was FANTASTIC in the opera!

The women of the Arena were being FIESTY Saturday night in the Inn’s basement!!! We hear that Big Britches Erin seemed quite cheerful and was mouthing off at SPEEDSTER Nova! One of the male warlords tried to talk smack to Baroness of the Old Temple Hottie Pirate Teagan but she didn’t have patience for any of it! She told him he was out of his league and Big Britches Erin jumped in to have her back. We love all the back talking women!

SPEEDSTER Nova took no notice and was soon back to causing trouble with The Diamond SMOKIN’ Sartan, Rix, Hottie Hodge! The trio of boys bashed fellow duelers, checked each other’s noses for who knows what, and insulted one another while Hottie Hodge did her best to keep them in line. What a thankless job THAT is!