As much trouble as we give her, we really do HEART The Other Woman Lain! She blew Booze Sis TRASH-tastic Jade’s mind Friday night when she pulled bacon out of her pocket for her pooches! TRASH-tastic Jade just couldn’t believe that T.O.W. Lain was carrying around bacon in her pocket. We LOVE it! T.O.W. Lain is just a little left of center and it makes her delightful. Plus, she seems to be a canine lover and, for that, we must commend her! A poochy salute! We think one of our sources overheard T.O.W. Lain talking to TRASH-tastic Jade about a new man in her life. We must know more!

As for Booze Sis TRASH-tastic Jade, she was overheard telling a small crowd that she has a date with DAKOTA STEELE! OMG! What happened to her Frat Boy friend??? Somehow we are just not the least bit surprised! In fact, we’re sure these two will hit it off brilliantly…. for at least a good solid month! Neither have a very good track record when it comes to sustaining relationships!

PAARTY Girl Atalanta and Lil Boy Blue Locke were seen whisking off for a private talk! He’s certainly been a good influence on her but the pair seem to be keeping this on the down low. It doesn’t surprise us that Lil Boy Blue Locke is the private sort. He seems to keep a lot close to his finely-tailored vest!

It’s certainly no surprise that Eless wound up at the bar while Antonio was serving, is it??? What is surprising is that it seems the evening was the first run-in between Eless and her former fiancee, Bad Boy Wil! The conversation was…. awkward to say the least. We hear that Eless looked a bit shaky after the conversation wrapped up but Potter Piper redeemed herself for some of her questionable decisions as of late! She was there to keep Eless company and lend her an ear. Good girl, Potter Piper!

Now we aren’t usually the type to say negative things about Alysia. To be honest, she downright frightens us!!! However, she was overheard making quite the racist remark about dwarves! She referred to them as “wicked, foul creatures”. That’s certainly not the talk of a lady!!! Tsk, tsk, tsk, Alysia! Even the walls have ears, even the walls have ears….

Peredhil sure does like those Smith girls! Now we were pretty sure he fancied Ballerina Katarina but it was Juliane that he was hanging out with into the wee hours. He certainly had quite a few compliments for the pretty blonde artist. Not that complimenting her is a difficult matter! Jolyon was also present but kept his distance. Although, both boys really seem to fancy the Smith girls, we have a feeling that they know there’s enough to go around for the both of them!

Taneth seems to think that we will dance with her at the Beltane festival and was overheard telling Antonio that as well. Aw! How we’d love to be Taneth’s dancing partner! Unfortunately, we will not be able to make the dance this upcoming Friday. We doubt Taneth will have much room on her dance card anyway! Instead, you can catch us in a dunking booth in the Market on Saturday night! For a silver to The Boys and Girls Club of RhyDin, you can try to mess up our gorgeous pink locks! We do promise Taneth one HECK of a (probably wet) hug if she comes out for Saturday night’s festivities.

Baron of the Old Market district G’naughty G’nort got one HECK of a lecture about spanking young women from Hunky Carpenter Glenn! It seems that he was NOT at all thrilled to hear that Baron G’naughty G’nort laid his hands on his girlfriend Cutey Carley’s tush! Really, would anybody be thrilled to hear that? Lord only knows where his hands have been! Before the argument could come to blows (which we really would like to have seen!) Luscious Lydia stepped in to defuse the situation. Booooo! Booooo! Boooooo, we say!

Posted: April 28th, 2008 under Daily Gossip.
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That Awesome Alain! He was seen flirting it up with the brunette twin Spice again Thursday night in the Red Dragon Inn after having a late night the evening before with PAARTY Girl Chase! What’re we going to do with him, huh? Well, sit back and enjoy it! After she left to prepare for her shift with Tucker, he was actually seen riffling through a little black book. That boy has some MAJOR game!

In fact, later in the evening, while in the process of getting blitzed at the bar he was overheard telling PAARTY Girl Atalanta that PAARTY Girl Chase actually stayed over at his place! Are we the only ones petrified by a PAARTY Girl Chase/Awesome Alain pairing??? These two could rack up one hell of a bar tab together, couldn’t they??? PAARTY Girl Atalanta looked a wee bit concerned over the whole matter. As well she should be! Awesome Alain is certainly not the type of guy you want your daughter/best friend/sister to hook up with!

Her concern over PAARTY Girl Chase was nothing for the expression that crossed her face when Lil’ Boy Blue Locke walked in! While he was dressed with his usual flair, we hear that he was quite battered and bruised and was walking with a limp. It seems that he’s been going all out in the Outback with little regard to his own safety! We hear that he’s getting quite good, though!

Booze Sis TRASH-tastic Jade isn’t doing Booze Sis Hina any favors! We hear that she freaked out Frat Boy Quinn by telling him that Hina loves him. We have a feeling that she meant “adores” rather than is “in love” but… well, we men are half-wits when it comes to the Big L Word. Frat Boy Quinn seems even antsy at the idea of dating Booze Sis Hina! What??? Come on. This boy is so not ready for any sort of commitment. We bet he’s the type that has a hard time buying a toothbrush because the thought of using it for a full month scares the you-know-what out of him!

It took both Tiny Tucker and Twin Spice to keep things running behind the bar due to the size of the crowd. However, things were made a bit more difficult by Tiny Tucker’s obvious distraction! We hear his eyes kept making their way back to the lovely Izira! He certainly made sure her drink didn’t run empty and she didn’t need anything all night long. We wonder how Doc Eva would feel knowing that her friend might just be moving in on her man???

The Other Woman Lain ALWAYS seems to keep HAWT company! We hear that she was throwing back shots in the company of two very pretty women who are sources were unfamiliar with. Iiiinteresting! We’ll certainly try to catch their names the next time they’re spotted. If they’re out drinking with T.O.W. Lain, you just know that they must be the sort of interesting that we here at the Gossip GangSTAR LOVE!

Oh, Lordy! We knew Antonio was smooth but we certainly didn’t expect for him to be able to move in on the lovely Eless quite so quickly! Evidently he was spotted in the Inn massaging her shoulders after quite the intimate little conversation.  Have we mentioned yet how much WE LOVE THIS PAIRING??? It’s all much too much HAWT for use to be able to take!!! Mack on, Antonio! Mack on!

We hear that our dear, lovely Hottie Hodge may occasionally read our blog (…or the paper version of it at least).  Therefore, we must say to her BEWARE OF AMNESIAC TARA!!! We hear that the pair was hanging out for quite some time in the Inn and, we must admit, that makes us quuuuuite nervous since we’ve decided that Amnesiac Tara’s brand of crazy is contagious. Keep the crazies at bay, Hottie Hodge!

In a battle of OLD OLD School vs The Young Guns, Jake Thrash (the half-orc brewer behind Red Orc Brewery which produces the incredibly popular Badsider Brew) took on Maria Graziano in some MADNESS action in the Inn’s basement dueling Arena Thursday night! Jake’s years and years of experience proved to be the deciding factor and he moved on to the next round! We hear that the duel will probably be the former baroness Maria’s last. Rumor has it that she has plans to expand her family and dueling and baby-incubating just don’t really go hand-in-hand.

Lil Black Book Senior Baroness Jaycy was looking very un-pregnant when she was seen entering hand-in-hand with her man (and opponent for the evening) Leo. Hmm! Shouldn’t she be showing by now??? Especially if she’s had several babies in the past??? We sure hope she didn’t conveniently get rid of this pregnancy. She’d be the type to right a wrong with another wrong! That girl’s a mess! She didn’t put up much of a fight against her man! Leo easily took her down to move on to the next round. While this could certainly be labeled an upset, Leo’s long absence from the Arena is one reason he ranked so low. He’s got quite the talent level!

More surprising has to be that commoner Capistrano totally pulled away from the holder of more than a few titles, Cassius! With P’Imp calling, the 14th ranked Capistrano took down the 6th rank Cassius with little trouble to move on to the Sweet Sixteen! INSANE! He’s totally a bracket buster and we love it! G’naughty G’nort tried to smooth talk his way past Myria Graziano but she wasn’t having ANY of that. In the end, it was his skill that allowed him to keep her out of a spoiler role!

OMG! We hear that the lovely Morgan invited The Gov MAN-tastic Matt, DoD-er FLAWLESS Koy, Taneth, and Jake over to her place for pancakes! What a fabulous little party??? What DO we have to do to get an invite to that shindig??? Morgan makes us droooool!

Posted: April 28th, 2008 under Daily Gossip.
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Oh no! OH NO! Booze Sis Rocky Road Rhy and Frat Boy Dean are evidently trying for a baby and made their intentions very well known Wednesday night in the Red Dragon Inn. When will the city ever be safe from those Booze Sisters reproducing??? Booze Sis R.R. Rhy spent the rest of the night entertaining Dean’s Frat Brothers and several of their other male friends by prancing around in a mini skirt. We certainly hope you enjoy your lovely little form now, R.R. Rhy! Have you ever SEEN a pregnant woman??? Juuuust you wait until your boobs become massive un-hot engorged torpedoes that are so sensitive to the touch that you’d punch a man for attempting to enjoy them, there’s stretch marks crisscrossing what used to be perfect skin, shaving your legs becomes a two-day ordeal, and your belly deserves a zip code of its own!

Rocky Road Rhy got her fellow Booze Sis in a bit of trouble when she revealed to Wolv a couple bedroom secrets that Aly had told her! OMG! What we wouldn’t give to hear a couple of those! We’re surprised that Wolv’s surprised, however. Doesn’t he know that’s what women do??? Gab to their friends! We think that half a woman’s enjoyment over sex comes from being able to dish about it to her girlfriends the next day!

As usual when Aly’s about, the conversation with her and Wolv took on a very naughty nature! Man, do we love her! Evidently, Amnesiac Tara took exception to the dirty talk and decided it was not appropriate for Amthy’s ears. Now we love Amthy as much as the next person but do you really think that sexual innuendo is something that she actually comprehends??? We’re thinking that’s a giant “NO”! What can you do, though? After all it is Amnesiac Tara and Amthy.

Soooo according to our sources the news that we are scheduled to take part in a dunking booth on the second night of Beltane is out as the brunette twin Spice was overheard mentioning it in the Inn to Awesome Alain, Eless, and Taneth! After several discussions with the naughty twin, we have indeed hesitantly agreed to celebrate Beltane in GRAND FASHION! To raise money for the Boys and Girls Club of RhyDin, we will become your victim in a dunking booth for the May 3rd festivities in the Marketplace! We sure hope it won’t be chilly that night! After all the drinking and dancing on Friday night in the Glen, come take aim at yours truly in the market on Saturday while partaking in some scrumptious treats and faaaaabulous games!

Speaking of Awesome Alain, he’s definitely having fun with life as one of RhyDin’s most eligible bachelors! He’s been seen with the brunette twin Spice on several occasions and Wednesday night he was flirting it up with PAARTY Girl Chase! He’s certainly starting to adopt a type — young, frisky, and not at all looking for a relationship! The pair were actually seen leaving the Inn together in the late evening hours. Can you say “booty call”??? Well, well, well, they all are grown adults!

Smooooth Cowboy Jake sure seems to keep himself in some AWFULLY good company these days! He’s got so many beautiful birds knocking on his door, how will he ever choose amongst them??? Perhaps he simply won’t choose! He was seen exchanging a couple flirty lines with Hottie Hodge who we, unfortunately, haven’t seen in a while! It’s good to see her back in action! His pleasure didn’t end there! He was also seen in the company of that new little smoking hottie Molly who was overheard telling him just how much she’d like to see him nekkid! OMG, Cowboy!

LydiBane keeps on chugging! In fact, Luscious Lydia was spotted in the Outback Wednesday night mentioning to Baron of Battlefield Park Warlizard Bran that it makes her nervous to watch Cute Single Dad Bane in a ring! We find that cute! Cute Single Dad Bane was duking it out with Locke but Locke didn’t stop there. He took on Warlizard Bran later into the night as well! By the time Locke made it for his shift behind the bar in the Inn, he was pretty bruised and gimpy! We still think he’s MAJORLY hot! He’s love to brawl only makes him HOTTER!

Posted: April 26th, 2008 under Daily Gossip.
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SQUEAL! We are such a horrible fan boy! Our sources tell us that Brian and Jenai were seen together in the Red Dragon Inn Tuesday night! They are really too cute for freaking words! The Other Woman Lain looked as happy as punch to spot her…. well, we’re not really sure what they are to her. Even our Great Powers of Gossip cannot make sense of the crazy family tree of the Ravenlocks! The trio caught up on life while they were served by a roller-skating Amber!

We hear that Krazy Kitty was denying that she is knocked up in the Inn. We sooooo don’t buy it! She’s definitely got a bun in the oven! Don’t keep us on edge, Krazy Kitty! Just admit it already. We’re awfully curious to know what sort of species of being would come out of a Kitty/Tass union! We suppose it’s only a matter of time until we find out!

Evidently Mini-Frank Cor has some competition for Amnesiac Tara’s hand in marriage! The details are a bit sketchy since Mini-Franker still doesn’t seem to have a voice. Thank whomever for that small favor! Maybe Krazy Kitty will reign in Amnesiac Tara before this whole relationship goes too far.

Those Smith girls are just too charming for word…. and QUITE popular with the men! Juliane and Ballerina Katarina were seen spending time with Peredhil AND Jolyon throughout the course of the night. These men just don’t seem to be settling on a choice and the girls don’t seem to have a preference either. We’re dyyyying to know how this is going to shake itself out. We don’t see those two Smith girls remaining single for long, however! Our only question is which one will be catching Sianna’s bouquet!

Eless was seen spending a bit of one-on-one time with Antonio laaaate into the evening! Interesting isn’t it??? This came just days after Eless was jokingly asking Antonio for Passion (…which turned out to merely be one of Antonio’s signature drinks). Eless is newly single and definitely one of the most fashionable women in the city while Antonio deals in silks! Definitely something to keep an eye out for!

Posted: April 25th, 2008 under Daily Gossip.
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OMG, peoples! The love fest between Frat Boy Dean and Booze Sis Rocky Road Rhy MUST end! The pair were up to their lovey dovey routine again Monday night in the Red Dragon Inn. We can’t take anymore of their cuddling and pet names. We’re dying for a big blow-out fight between the pair! We’re hungry for some drama! Feeeeeed us!

Frat Boy Quinn is certainly the little trouble maker! He had a date to meet Booze Sis Hina at the bar Monday night but while waiting for her was working a very lovely blonde. Unfortunately for him, his date arrived juuuuust as the new girl seemed to be falling for his charms! We’ve got a feeling that Hina’s not the type of girl to be fooling around on! If you want to continue to sow your wild oats, drop the girlfriend, buddy! You’re only going to get into trouble in the end.

Although, Johnny wasn’t on duty Monday night that didn’t keep his wifey-to-be Sianna from putting him to work! We hearing that he was tending her rather than the rest of the patrons by filling her drink order. How cute! Although, there have been rumors floating around that the reason Sianna’s been keeping a low profile is that she’s already knocked up, our sources saw no signs that she’d have difficulty fitting into her wedding dress in a couple days! We believe those rumors to be completely bogus but we don’t doubt that she’ll be knocked up before the end of the year!

We hear that Alysia and Krazy Kitty were overheard discussing Therapist Chryrie’s recent moodiness and fiery temper. Krazy Kitty even stated that Chryrie is no longer wearing her wedding ring! What a bummer! We would feel bad for her but there’s already rumors circulating that Chryrie is spending a good deal of time with Hawk! Well, he’s certainly yummy enough to get one’s mind off a failed marriage! Good for her!

The room temperature jumped a good twenty-five degrees as soon as Den Mama Sid appeared behind the bar for her shift! The patrons certainly seemed happy to see her and we don’t think it’s just because she makes a mean martini! Man, do we love her! It’s good to see her back behind the bar regularly once again.

Bad Boy Wil was a bit surprised to hear that the rumors of Eless’s return are in fact true! He got the news from DoD-er Rena but seemed oddly unimpressed. WHAT?!?! Wasn’t he desperately, madly in love with her? He says he’s giving up on love but booo on that! We hear that he also propositioned DoD-er Rena if Potter Piper were to turn him down again. Classy, Bad Boy Wil. Very, very classy.

SPEEDSTER Nova was spotted in the Outback sporting a t-shirt that said “Ask me about bad parenting!” that was evidently courtesy of his daughter! HIGH-larious! We’re dying to meet this girl but evidently SPEEDSTER Nova is quite strict about keeping her out of the typical public venues. We love sassy teens! His dear friend (and fellow over protective father) The Diamond SMOKIN’ Sartan reassured him that he was an excellent father. Well, if The Diamond says it then it must be true…. right????

Posted: April 25th, 2008 under Daily Gossip.
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After an extended absence, Playboy Demon Damien showed back up in the Red Dragon Inn Sunday night to the fanfare of his very own crier! You’ve got to be kidding us! Booze Sis TRASH-tastic Jade did not look the least bit excited to see him return and she did not look amused when he addressed her as “love”. We hear that The Other Woman Lain encouraged her not to let him run her out of the Inn but TRASH-tastic Jade was not in the mood to put up with P.D. Damien’s antics and bailed. We hate to admit it but…. we agree with The Other Woman Lain! Don’t let that mutt make you run!

We hear that Bree was passing out fliers listing Icer as “Missing”! We have to admit that we haven’t spotted her in quite some time. However, isn’t it a bit ironic that one of RhyDin’s most recognizable dragons has seemed to have disappeared from the city??? We have a feeling that maybe she finally had enough of all her offspring and ESCAPED!!! That’s what we would do if we were her!

Amnesiac Tara was still hyping her wedding to Mini-Frank Cor. In fact, she evidently asked SPLENDIFEROUS Kairee to attend and, in fact, reminded her to invite her current husband! That is a good point, SPLENDIFEROUS One! Doesn’t she need to divorce/kill her previous husband before she can marry another??? With what we’re hearing of her prior matrimonial record, Mini-Franker should be shaking in his teeny tiny boots!

DoD-er FLAWLESS Koy and The Diamond (at least for another week) SMOKIN’ Sartan have been seen spending an awful lot of time together one-on-one! We’re dying to know what their significant others think about that! SMOKIN’ Sartan and DoD-er FLAWLESS Koy were seen having a pretty intimate and intense conversation Sunday night in the Annex during Fight Night while Koy munched on some food. Iiiiinteresting!

Posted: April 23rd, 2008 under Daily Gossip.
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Well, well, well! That “break” didn’t last long! Frat Boy Quinn and Booze Sister Hina were back hanging out in the Red Dragon Inn Saturday accompanied by TRASH-tastic Jade and Lang. Biiiiig shock of the night was that Lang has NOW turned his attentions on TRASH-tastic Jade. Well, if Chase isn’t easy enough for you, we suppose that TRASH-tastic Jade is the next step down! We’ll see how that one goes!

Evidently Bodacious Brian was seen tucking his tail between his legs (metaphorically speaking of course… isn’t it interesting to live in a city where one must clarify that?) to apologize to The Other Woman Lain! We hear that she was still quite angry with him but in the end did seem to warm to his apology. No word as of yet on exactly what wrong Brian was attempting to right!

A still mute Mini-Frank Cor took quite the ribbing from a pair of hot to trot ladies in Eless and Spice over his inability to talk back! Now if rumors would hold true, Mini-Frank Cor and the brunette twin, Spice, broke up several months back. They certainly didn’t appear anything more than friends and left separately despite entering together! Iiiinteresting! We still love that Mini-Frank Cor can’t speak, by the way!

We hear that it appears that Amnesiac Tara is slowly returning to her old self. However, our sources report back that she did not appear up to her usual bouncy self Saturday night. Evidently it was the anniversary of a death of one of her husbands and she was quite torn up over it! If she really does have fifty former husbands, that’s a lot of anniversaries to remember! No wonder her brain tuckered out and forgot everything!

Posted: April 20th, 2008 under Daily Gossip.
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That Antonio suuuure knows how to treat the ladies right! And that’s just what he does each and every Friday night in the Red Dragon Inn! He was behind the bar, mixing up some of his amazing drink that he’s evidently deemed “Passion”! We hear that likes of such FABULOUS ladies as Eless were at the bar partaking in the treat. She seemed more than pleased with the concoction! We wouldn’t mind trying a bit of Antonio’s Passion ourselves!

Our sources spotted Booze Sister TRASH-tastic Jade drowning her sorrows at the bar! It seems that she was mourning what would have been her wedding day. She was even overheard saying that she had put her dress on earlier just to see how she looked in it. OOOH NOOO! That girl should have boozed it up and flirted with every man there! Get a back bone, sister! You’ve got too much pride for wallowing!

We hear that Amnesiac Tara and Mini-Frank Cor were playing with a genie late into Friday night. A genie??? Come on now. Don’t we all know how genie stories end??? The kids learn their lesson that genie magic is tricky magic and to keep your greed in check! Evidently Amnesiac Tara and Mini-Frank Cor never learned that lesson… and now, for some unknown reason, Mini-Frank Cor is mute. Honestly, we think this to be a great improvement on his personality! Kudos, Genie!

Posted: April 20th, 2008 under Daily Gossip.
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A new face (who we hear goes by the name Sami) was spotted in the Red Dragon Inn Thursday night announcing try-outs for the RhyDin Usurpers Roller Derby team! The flyers are all over the city so if you’re interested, locate one and check it out! Roller derby certainly sounds like a delicious night of entertainment! Skimpy costumes, foul-mouthed trash talkers, and brutal violence! Just the type of thing that we LIVE FOR!

Awesome Alain certainly has been keeping company with a number of lovely ladies since his split! We hear that he was at a table having a lovely conversation with the very pretty Izira! In fact, he was overheard asking her what her plans for the evening were. We wonder if they included a pit stop in his bed! Izira’s quite the stunner! And we all know how Awesome Alain loves the pretty ladies. Go get ‘em, tiger! RAWR!

Yay! Taneth-sighting! She was seen getting a bear hug from the handsome tender Tucker and he was quick to get her some chilled strawberry juice the minute she mentioned she was thirsty! We love how Taneth has every man she meets just falling over themselves to wait on her. She’s such a doll!

Ouch! Lang just keeps taking shots these days to his ego! He’s evidently on the prowl and he’s knocking on some locked doors! It was PAARTY Girl Chase who shot him down cold Thursday night. She was not at all interested in what he was offering. That’s got to be pretty rough! We all know PAARTY Girl Chase will take ANYBODY home! ….Well, anybody it seems but Lang.

Round One of the MADNESS Tournament continued in the Inn’s basement Arena Thursday night! Unfortunately for former Overlord Roland, he became the first one seed to face defeat! In fact, he lost to the very same Sami girl who had been hawking her roller derby flyers in the Inn earlier in the evening. The girl seems quite cool and kudos to her but we can’t help but be bummed out that the former overlord had to hit the road so soon. We hear that his son, Andur, suffered a similar fate as well! Lil’ Miss Anger Management Jewell took him down to prove to those doubters why we had faith in taking her so high in the tourney! Keep right on rollin’, Lil’ Miss Thang!

Posted: April 20th, 2008 under Daily Gossip.
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The Booze Sisters — Hina and TRASH-tastic Jade — were hanging out in the Red Dragon Inn Wednesday night dishing about their men problems. And, man, have they had a lot of those lately!!! It doesn’t appear that Booze Sister Hina is too broken-hearted over Mini-Frank Cor jumping so quickly into an engagement with another woman. Instead, it seems that she’s confused over something she’s got going with one of the Frat Boys! Evidently Frat Boy Quinn already wants a “break”. We told you that one was a rotten egg!

Smooooth Cowboy Jake is still on the rebound and, man, is he good at playing the field! He seemed like such a bumbling fool when he was with Big Britches Erin but apart from her, he’s one silky smooth operator! He teasingly flirted with DoD-er Rena before moving on to the real object of his affection — Cowgirl Molly! The pair seemed awfully entwined and were definitely whispering sweet nothings in each other’s ears! HAWT!

Amthy ran into her old friend Amnesiac Tara in the Inn and after a brief stand-off while Amnesiac Tara made her prove to be whom she said she was, the two carried on as if no time had passed. Our sources think that Amthy was blissfully ignorant of any changes in her friend. She just seemed to think the whole thing a wonderful game! We do HEART Amthy and her perpetual silliness!

The DIVINE Storm and her Yummy Ewan were seen chatting at a table and, man, was DIVINE Storm happy to see Eless! Eless evidently expressed her congratulations over the pair’s impending joy and the old friends certainly seemed happy to be reunited! Have we mentioned just how happy we are to have the Head Mischief Maker back among us??? We sure hope that she gets over her heart ache and is back up to trouble in no time!

Posted: April 20th, 2008 under Daily Gossip.
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