OMG! We seriously nearly slapped our source for giving us the news because we didn’t believe him…. but evidently it’s true! Thursday night in the middle of the Red Dragon Inn, Playboy Demon Damien had the NERVE to ask for the engagement ring that he gave TRASH-tastic Jade back! You must be kidding us! That’s so so so classless. A guy should never ask for an engagement ring back, it’s a freaking gift! If we were Jade, we wouldn’t have given it back. Poor TRASH-tastic Jade looked downright sullen when she handed the ring over. Thankfully, she was surrounded by the Frat Boys and her Boozing Sisters.

Gah! We hate Damien for making us feel for the TRASH-tastic One!

Are we the only ones who think Damien was a bit jealous that TRASH-tastic Jade was hanging out with Frat Boy Tristen and that’s the real reason he asked for that ring back??? Frat Boy Tristen was indeed there and was quite quick to take the party else where along with Boozing Sister Hina, Boozing Sister Rocky Road Rhy, Frat Boy Dean, and a couple of the other frat boys. They seemed determine to keep her in good spirits!

The adorable bookworm Caitlin seems to have a new male admirer! Maybe Ethan’s guy advice actually helped! She was seen with one heck of a looker whose name is Aaric. Tall, dark, and handsome + gorgeous, intelligent, and demure! Sounds like a perfect equation for romance in our book. We’ll be keeping an eye out for these two!

Was Locke actually picking PAARTY Girl Atalanta from her room in the Inn for a date??? Our sources swear that’s what they saw! The pair were dressed casually but were seen hand-in-hand as they left the Inn. Very very cute! Locke may just turn that troubled girl into a real lady! We love when a good man starts rubbing off on a mess of a girl.

Alright! Enough is enough, Jolyon! It’s time you picked a Smith girl! The night before he was seen with Juliane but Thursday night he was back with Ballerina Katarina! The pair had drinks together at a table, shared some intimate conversation and she was even seen rubbing his face ever so briefly. He seemed to be dropping some pretty flirty comments and even Sianna seemed to approve of his attention to her future husband’s cousin! Speaking of Sianna, can she BE any more charming??? The Hudson siblings and the Smith family is just too much for us sometimes! We can’t wait until Johnny and Sianna pop out some FABULOUS babies!!!

Imp was back in action on the caller’s couch and up to his usual antics of course! He spent his time calling matches in between giving the finger to male duelists and feeling up the female patrons! What are you going to do with the Imp-ster but love him though??? Luscious Lydia was one of his hapless victims but her ire was soon put to rest as she joined Cute Single Dad Bane. We hear that Lydia was even caught blushing with C.S.D. Bane called her “beautiful”! Wow! Lydibane is just too freaking perfect! We’re so waiting for them to have their first major public blow-out.

The Diamond SMOKIN’ Sartan and The Baron of Battlefield Park Warlizard Bran were exchanging insults in the Inn’s basement Arena…. once again. The root of their disagreement seems confusing to us but it’s quite clear that the pair do not like one another! These two are actually in the same bracket in the upcoming Duel of Swords Madness Tournament and would face one another in the Sweet Sixteen should both make it that far. We’re already counting on that one! It’ll be a trash-talking lover’s dream!

Whine, whine, whine. Bran wasn’t the only person that Sartan had a problem with. It seems that he exchanged words with Baron of the Old Market District G’nort, Cute Single Dad Bane, and Luscious Lydia by saying that he would immediately challenge anyone who didn’t hold the rank of warlord if they won the Overlord title in the Madness Tournament, including Lydibane! C.S.D. Bane said he thinks it would be great if a non-warlord won the Overlord title and WE AGREE!!! Boo on the Old Boys’ Warlord Club! And major boo on Sartan! He’s really turning into an arrogant prick. We like it when he keeps his mouth shut and just looks HAWT instead!