We hear that PAARTY Girl Atalanta was spotted tending the bar with a bandaged wrist Monday night! No word on what caused the affliction. She seemed to be in good spirits so don’t take our concern the wrong way! We bet the girl’s just clumsy. She certainly seems to have the clumsy gene…. or perhaps she was just wasted and fell down. She is one of the PAARTY Girls after all!

Our sources tell us that Mini-Frank Cor is back…. as if nothing happened. Interesting. To make matters even more confusing, he was seen Monday night in the company of Amnesiac Tara who is claiming that he’s her boyfriend… but she doesn’t seem to know his last name. Well, we can’t really blame her for that! His last name is a bit on the ridiculous side! However, with the rumors of her current mental state, we must ask — has Mini-Frank Cor really sank so low that he’s taking advantage of the deranged now???

Lang was slopping on the charm for Therapist Chryrie but we don’t think he’ll get very far! He actually accused her of being jealous of his attentions to TRASH-tastic Jade!!! OMG! We’ve got a feeling that Therapist Chryrie and her sister aren’t really sure what jealousy feels like. Nice taste, Lang, but that girl’s NEVER going to de-ice for you!

Fathers of preteen daughters are the same EVERYWHERE! SPEEDSTER Nova and The Diamond SMOKIN’ Sartan were seen discussing a particular admirer of SPEEDSTER Nova’s daughter with The Gov MAN-tastic Matt who seems to be using city resources to spy on teenage boys! These guys are the ones whose little girls reach sixteen and HATE them for scaring away all their dates. The fireworks will be PRICELESS to watch! You stay classy, men of the Outback!

Speaking of fireworks, we hear that someone STORMED out of MAN-tastic Matt’s office after spending quite some time in there with The Gov himself! Our sources believe the man may have been a relation to MAN-tastic Matt’s wife, DoD-er FLAWLESS Koy! The Gov didn’t look very happy either when he finally emerged. Iiiiiinteresting!

The Diamond SMOKIN’ Sartan was seen entertaining a pretty little elf who we hear goes by Sera! As much as we’d loooove to accuse The Diamond of naughty things (and as much as he probably deserves it), we hear that he wasn’t trying to hit on the new face. Instead, SUUUUPER Des introduced the girl to him so that she may learn a bit more about the Outback’s fights. Our sources have seen this girl around and we are all quite intrigued by her! After a bit of research we found that she owns a new seamstress shop in the market called The Ethereal Loom! Check it out and let us know what you think!