Oh no! OH NO! Booze Sis Rocky Road Rhy and Frat Boy Dean are evidently trying for a baby and made their intentions very well known Wednesday night in the Red Dragon Inn. When will the city ever be safe from those Booze Sisters reproducing??? Booze Sis R.R. Rhy spent the rest of the night entertaining Dean’s Frat Brothers and several of their other male friends by prancing around in a mini skirt. We certainly hope you enjoy your lovely little form now, R.R. Rhy! Have you ever SEEN a pregnant woman??? Juuuust you wait until your boobs become massive un-hot engorged torpedoes that are so sensitive to the touch that you’d punch a man for attempting to enjoy them, there’s stretch marks crisscrossing what used to be perfect skin, shaving your legs becomes a two-day ordeal, and your belly deserves a zip code of its own!

Rocky Road Rhy got her fellow Booze Sis in a bit of trouble when she revealed to Wolv a couple bedroom secrets that Aly had told her! OMG! What we wouldn’t give to hear a couple of those! We’re surprised that Wolv’s surprised, however. Doesn’t he know that’s what women do??? Gab to their friends! We think that half a woman’s enjoyment over sex comes from being able to dish about it to her girlfriends the next day!

As usual when Aly’s about, the conversation with her and Wolv took on a very naughty nature! Man, do we love her! Evidently, Amnesiac Tara took exception to the dirty talk and decided it was not appropriate for Amthy’s ears. Now we love Amthy as much as the next person but do you really think that sexual innuendo is something that she actually comprehends??? We’re thinking that’s a giant “NO”! What can you do, though? After all it is Amnesiac Tara and Amthy.

Soooo according to our sources the news that we are scheduled to take part in a dunking booth on the second night of Beltane is out as the brunette twin Spice was overheard mentioning it in the Inn to Awesome Alain, Eless, and Taneth! After several discussions with the naughty twin, we have indeed hesitantly agreed to celebrate Beltane in GRAND FASHION! To raise money for the Boys and Girls Club of RhyDin, we will become your victim in a dunking booth for the May 3rd festivities in the Marketplace! We sure hope it won’t be chilly that night! After all the drinking and dancing on Friday night in the Glen, come take aim at yours truly in the market on Saturday while partaking in some scrumptious treats and faaaaabulous games!

Speaking of Awesome Alain, he’s definitely having fun with life as one of RhyDin’s most eligible bachelors! He’s been seen with the brunette twin Spice on several occasions and Wednesday night he was flirting it up with PAARTY Girl Chase! He’s certainly starting to adopt a type — young, frisky, and not at all looking for a relationship! The pair were actually seen leaving the Inn together in the late evening hours. Can you say “booty call”??? Well, well, well, they all are grown adults!

Smooooth Cowboy Jake sure seems to keep himself in some AWFULLY good company these days! He’s got so many beautiful birds knocking on his door, how will he ever choose amongst them??? Perhaps he simply won’t choose! He was seen exchanging a couple flirty lines with Hottie Hodge who we, unfortunately, haven’t seen in a while! It’s good to see her back in action! His pleasure didn’t end there! He was also seen in the company of that new little smoking hottie Molly who was overheard telling him just how much she’d like to see him nekkid! OMG, Cowboy!

LydiBane keeps on chugging! In fact, Luscious Lydia was spotted in the Outback Wednesday night mentioning to Baron of Battlefield Park Warlizard Bran that it makes her nervous to watch Cute Single Dad Bane in a ring! We find that cute! Cute Single Dad Bane was duking it out with Locke but Locke didn’t stop there. He took on Warlizard Bran later into the night as well! By the time Locke made it for his shift behind the bar in the Inn, he was pretty bruised and gimpy! We still think he’s MAJORLY hot! He’s love to brawl only makes him HOTTER!