MAJOR! We hear that Locke was talking with his girl PAARTY Girl Atalanta about his desire to break into the fashion industry! How HAWT would that be?!?! There’s plenty of good women’s fashion designers in the area. We think the city could definitely use some smokin’ hot men’s wear! We’d totally buy from Locke’s line! Evidently, Locke’s trying to score a bit of one-on-one time with THE woman in RhyDin for haute couture — DoD-er FLAWLESS Koy. No luck so far in getting that meeting with her. We’ll put a good word in for him, though!

Potter Piper and Bad Boy Wil were spotted again together Monday night. This pair is really weirding us out! The thought of them together is odd! We refuse to believe there is anything brewing here. Another of Wil’s possible flames, Siren, joined them at their table for drinks. At the end of the night, Piper was seen leaving alone so maybe rumors of a Wil/Piper romance have been over blown! We sure hope so!

Therapist Chryrie still seemed awfully troubled when she was seen at the bar late Monday night! Den Mama Sid who was tending was to the rescue, though! The two ladies were overheard talking quietly about what seemed to be quite the serious matter. And later Therapist Chryrie was seen whispering with the very hot Alysia in the same somber manner! We’re dyyyyying to know what’s up!

Silliness reigned supreme in the Outback Monday night and was led by SPEEDSTER Nova and his partner-in-crime The Diamond SMOKIN’ Sartan! Even The Gov MAN-tastic Matt got into the act by threatening to use his gubernatorial powers to get a line of young men set-up to date SPEEDSTER Nova’s daughter! What we wouldn’t give for that little one to be released onto society???

We hear that Luscious Lydia is trying to get MAN-tastic Matt to hire her as a caller in the Outback! What a great idea? She seems to like hanging out there, her boyfriend’s seems to prefer the place, and she’d be surrounded by friends. Why not make a little extra cash while goofing off??? We definitely think MAN-tastic Matt should hire the green-haired hottie!