That Awesome Alain! He was seen flirting it up with the brunette twin Spice again Thursday night in the Red Dragon Inn after having a late night the evening before with PAARTY Girl Chase! What’re we going to do with him, huh? Well, sit back and enjoy it! After she left to prepare for her shift with Tucker, he was actually seen riffling through a little black book. That boy has some MAJOR game!

In fact, later in the evening, while in the process of getting blitzed at the bar he was overheard telling PAARTY Girl Atalanta that PAARTY Girl Chase actually stayed over at his place! Are we the only ones petrified by a PAARTY Girl Chase/Awesome Alain pairing??? These two could rack up one hell of a bar tab together, couldn’t they??? PAARTY Girl Atalanta looked a wee bit concerned over the whole matter. As well she should be! Awesome Alain is certainly not the type of guy you want your daughter/best friend/sister to hook up with!

Her concern over PAARTY Girl Chase was nothing for the expression that crossed her face when Lil’ Boy Blue Locke walked in! While he was dressed with his usual flair, we hear that he was quite battered and bruised and was walking with a limp. It seems that he’s been going all out in the Outback with little regard to his own safety! We hear that he’s getting quite good, though!

Booze Sis TRASH-tastic Jade isn’t doing Booze Sis Hina any favors! We hear that she freaked out Frat Boy Quinn by telling him that Hina loves him. We have a feeling that she meant “adores” rather than is “in love” but… well, we men are half-wits when it comes to the Big L Word. Frat Boy Quinn seems even antsy at the idea of dating Booze Sis Hina! What??? Come on. This boy is so not ready for any sort of commitment. We bet he’s the type that has a hard time buying a toothbrush because the thought of using it for a full month scares the you-know-what out of him!

It took both Tiny Tucker and Twin Spice to keep things running behind the bar due to the size of the crowd. However, things were made a bit more difficult by Tiny Tucker’s obvious distraction! We hear his eyes kept making their way back to the lovely Izira! He certainly made sure her drink didn’t run empty and she didn’t need anything all night long. We wonder how Doc Eva would feel knowing that her friend might just be moving in on her man???

The Other Woman Lain ALWAYS seems to keep HAWT company! We hear that she was throwing back shots in the company of two very pretty women who are sources were unfamiliar with. Iiiinteresting! We’ll certainly try to catch their names the next time they’re spotted. If they’re out drinking with T.O.W. Lain, you just know that they must be the sort of interesting that we here at the Gossip GangSTAR LOVE!

Oh, Lordy! We knew Antonio was smooth but we certainly didn’t expect for him to be able to move in on the lovely Eless quite so quickly! Evidently he was spotted in the Inn massaging her shoulders after quite the intimate little conversation.  Have we mentioned yet how much WE LOVE THIS PAIRING??? It’s all much too much HAWT for use to be able to take!!! Mack on, Antonio! Mack on!

We hear that our dear, lovely Hottie Hodge may occasionally read our blog (…or the paper version of it at least).  Therefore, we must say to her BEWARE OF AMNESIAC TARA!!! We hear that the pair was hanging out for quite some time in the Inn and, we must admit, that makes us quuuuuite nervous since we’ve decided that Amnesiac Tara’s brand of crazy is contagious. Keep the crazies at bay, Hottie Hodge!

In a battle of OLD OLD School vs The Young Guns, Jake Thrash (the half-orc brewer behind Red Orc Brewery which produces the incredibly popular Badsider Brew) took on Maria Graziano in some MADNESS action in the Inn’s basement dueling Arena Thursday night! Jake’s years and years of experience proved to be the deciding factor and he moved on to the next round! We hear that the duel will probably be the former baroness Maria’s last. Rumor has it that she has plans to expand her family and dueling and baby-incubating just don’t really go hand-in-hand.

Lil Black Book Senior Baroness Jaycy was looking very un-pregnant when she was seen entering hand-in-hand with her man (and opponent for the evening) Leo. Hmm! Shouldn’t she be showing by now??? Especially if she’s had several babies in the past??? We sure hope she didn’t conveniently get rid of this pregnancy. She’d be the type to right a wrong with another wrong! That girl’s a mess! She didn’t put up much of a fight against her man! Leo easily took her down to move on to the next round. While this could certainly be labeled an upset, Leo’s long absence from the Arena is one reason he ranked so low. He’s got quite the talent level!

More surprising has to be that commoner Capistrano totally pulled away from the holder of more than a few titles, Cassius! With P’Imp calling, the 14th ranked Capistrano took down the 6th rank Cassius with little trouble to move on to the Sweet Sixteen! INSANE! He’s totally a bracket buster and we love it! G’naughty G’nort tried to smooth talk his way past Myria Graziano but she wasn’t having ANY of that. In the end, it was his skill that allowed him to keep her out of a spoiler role!

OMG! We hear that the lovely Morgan invited The Gov MAN-tastic Matt, DoD-er FLAWLESS Koy, Taneth, and Jake over to her place for pancakes! What a fabulous little party??? What DO we have to do to get an invite to that shindig??? Morgan makes us droooool!