We are now proud to present your TWENTY-FOURTH Rhydin edition of the often duplicated yet unequaled –

SPOTTED:

- TRASH-tastic Jade giving some guy Holy Heck for kissing/touching her without permission!!! Maybe this break-up will teach her some self-respect and she’ll stop being a plaything for the men in her life! This is a good step towards becoming semi-classy, Jade. Just please keep it up!

- SPLENDIFEROUS Kairee giving Hina some very good advice about letting go of her pain and concentrating on her future! We sure hope that Hina was listening! She’s in need of a good kick to the rear to get her back on the right path! She has to stop trying to fix everybody else’s problems and start making herself HAPPY.

- Rocky Road Rhy and Frat Boy Dean snogging on the couch in the Inn. Is this really news or can we just skip reporting it because it happens AT LEAST three times a week?!?! Are we the only ones who just cannot wait until these two get married and get out of the newlywed stage??? Their lovey-dovey stuff makes us ill!

- Awesome Alain macking on Miss Mercy! For realz?!?! We hear that he was being awfully flirty! We have a feeling that our sources may be spotting Awesome Alain getting it on with quite a few women over the weeks to come. That boy sure seems to have A TON of wild oats to sow!

- Boy Toy Aaron slamming drinks back at the bar in the Inn while being soothed by Peredhil and Sebastian! It seems that he was quite upset over hearing that DoD-er Rena referred to him as her “roommate” several nights back. Peredhil and Sebastian attempted to reassure B.T. Aaron that Rena keeps her emotions to herself but we hear that he was pretty torn up over the state of their relationship!

- PAARTY Girl Atalanta and Locke getting cozy! He had a hand against her cheek and the pair couldn’t seem to tear their eyes from one another one our source spotted them. We kinda like this pairing!

- AJ in the Outback Monday night! Don’t get up in arms! She was only watching. There was no fighting for the lovely pregnant woman! She was overheard saying that she hasn’t seen much of The Bum Phillipe these days as he’s been busy “working”. We’d really like to believe that The Bum is getting his act together but we’re still not sure if The Bum’s seen an honest day’s work in his whole life! We’ll let you be the judge of what he’s REALLY been up to these days.

- The Baron of Old Market District G’naughty G’nort SPANKING our Cute Carley!!! Yes, you heard us right! He SPANKED her! WTF?!?! With SUUUPER Des ordering G’naughty G’nort to leave the adorable elf alone, Cutey Carley escaped G’naughty G’nort’s knee by biting his leg. GOOD FOR HER! Is this more elf bashing??? G’nort better remember what happened to The Stitch when they were accused of discriminating against elves! What we wouldn’t give to see protesters picketing the Old Market Barony!

- The Gov MAN-tastic Matt in the Outback for his meet/greet/beat on the Gov night! It seemed to be a resounding success. Why not combine politicking with violence??? This is RhyDin after all! He seemed to be keeping quite busy with duels and with discussing the state of RhyDin affairs while his lovely wife DoD-er FLAWLESS Koy charmed the locals with her beauty, brawn, and wit!

- Luscious Lydia handing out relationship advice to Big Britches Erin! It seems that Big Britches Erin is feeling a bit vulnerable with Smooooth Cowboy Jake’s playboy ways. And she should! We’re starting to think that he has far too much game to be stuck with B.B. Erin!